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Name's Ole Neccy. I'm a Necron Immortal who is forced to wake up every thousand years or so to make sure the Tomb Spyders didn't miss anything important. I don't know why I have to do it, but I have to. And when I awoke, I was in a peculiar place.

Don't like Warhammer 40,000? No problem! Just don't read it. Be better than those who dislike things just because they don't like something about it.

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Comments ( 56 )

Lol, I've always liked Necrons. The juxtaposition of them being in the FIM universe is just so awesome!

" The white one said shouted something. . ." You might want just 'said' or 'shouted', not both :D

Looking forward to reading more.

You have my interest, sir. Please, continue.

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Whoops. I'll correct that now.
Edit: It seems that I cannot find it.
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I most certainly will continue.

Neccy? like the alfa legions neccy?

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Nope. Not like the Alfa Legion's Neccy. Just a Necron Immortal whose mental state is slowly deteriorating.

Wow, the CMC can even get a cold heartless zombie-bot thats obsessed with killing,:twilightoops:
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to be their friend:rainbowkiss:. Looks like the mane 6 got some competition:trollestia:

"Explain to me the concept of these 'souls' you speak of."

Possibilities are infinite.

A Necron not killing organics on sight? Oh well. I shall give this a shot since I have read much stranger things.

Also I feel like third person narration would be better, considering your writing style.

:pinkiecrazy: I love necrons... I love ponies... I love this fanfic...
:moustache: I love you my good sir. please keep up the epic work.

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RIght now, I am just experimenting. I may comepletely rewrite what I have. I may not. And as to Neccy not killing organics on sight, that is because the story won't go anywhere.

I will be watching this.

I just don't know what went wrong!

At least it's not a Flayed One ...
... maybe Pinkamena is a Flayed One... they have the same habits after all :pinkiecrazy:

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Maybe Pinkamena should go visit Valgul and his Bone Kingdom.

Faulty programing making a necron immortal non-hostile?

I can roll with that.:moustache:

I dropped my shoulders when i heard them

You need to capitalise that 'I'.

Just from the title alone I was hooked, I am going to love how this progresses! :pinkiehappy:

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I love the feeling when I get hooked when reading the title of something.

As for progression, I have little idea for the plot, but it is going to roughly follow the show's episodes.

Wait....
I..
Don't... Even....

was surprised when I read that the Necron wasn't killing them
but good so far

Screw you, reader. I know what you’re thinking! Oh, but Ole Neccy, you can kill everything! Maybe even the rulers of the land which you know nothing about, myaah!

Aaaaaand goodbye to the fourth wall.

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He's a Necon who didn't take well to the Great Sleep. To put it bluntly: He's batshit insane.

FCUCK DA POLIEC (and the fourth wall)

I'm liking the of the story. Just wondering why he refers to Humans the same way Orks do. He doesn't seem to be very Orky to me.

Why do warhammer characters always have to be so nice to ponies? It's boring how overused these set devices are. The cool thing about Warhammer is that there ARE NO GOOD GUYS, everyone is a bastard in some sense. Yet here, you have one of the worst characters, being nice to Xenos. It's not badly written, just, dull and predictable.

2440748 there is no fourth wall for the insane.
he's crazy,so he can hear our unspoken questions through the multiverse

this is awesome.nuff said....or something like that....

this is one of the few crossovers that doesn't need more dakka

So Timber Wolves can bite through solid Necrodermis?
Bullshit.

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That will be addressed later on.

Experimentation as well as joke chapter. Should I continue with the Overlord Zaeryk thing?

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Ole Neccy is getting too old for this shit.
But in all seriousness, yeah it's complete and utter bullshit.

Good to see your still updating, even if half the time Im not bugging you enough about the story.
Love the team killer bit.

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You know it. But yeah, it's probably a really small amount of Genestealers that have been slowly infecting the Everfree for a while. I just need to get to writing it out.

Oooh, do I see Khârn showing his pleasant personality around, or is it just my brain forming connections that are not there?

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Or maybe I drew inspiration fron Khârn, the most swell guy ever. Or maybe Khârn is life. Khâtn is law. Khârn is lovr. Khârn is making Totans breakdance, but they cannot, for they have no soul.

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Khârn is life. Khârn is slaughter. What Khârh gives, he takes. But he REALLY is a good sport. Man, I do remember that time with the Red Rivers.

So, we were in the middle of some siege for the Ruinous Gods, and we were in that phase of the attack called "throw the weak traitor guardsmen at them until they deplete their ammo". My battalion was next, so I was trembling in my boots.

Out of nowhere, Khârn goes for our sergeant and tells him something I couldn't understand. Our sergeant, disturbed, at first refuses, but Khârn, using one of his old charming tricks (namely, dismembering our sergeant and donning his hat), convinced the rest of us to follow him.

He made us climb into the Basilisk cannons we were using to pound the enemy formations, and told the gunners to fire.

Turns out a human body can survive being fired out of a heavy artillery cannon. Most of our battalion didn't survive, and the rest were months being nursed back to health. Good old Khârn didn't hold it against us, even if the first thing he did when he saw us splattered around the imperial hive was slaughter anyone who was still breathing.

Heh, Khârn, that guy. Hell of a lot of fun to be around.

(pardon me for my writefaggotry, but it just kept coming. I couldn't help it.)

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And just fot that, you get a thumbs up.

this is good :pinkiehappy: please continue :twilightsmile:

Excellent story bud. Loved how you characterized Celestia as a big chicken in chapter two. Also, you make the fourth wall breakage work in this story, and that's pretty hard to do and make it look good.

As Smurf says, "please continue.":twilightsmile:

2440852 I thought Immortals could speak... To a degree but this is still hilarious

It got wedged in the first one

For the record, that blade can cut through the fabric of space and time...

I’m only a ten foot tall zombie robot with a weapon that can destroy just about anything.

And a pirate. Don't forget that, Mr. Overachiever!

If you have him fighting alongside Space Marines, I'll put you in the same shallow grave as Ward.

Bit of....trepidation is the word, I believe....when deciding to read a Warhammer 40,000 Crossover with MLP, and I must say, this is the greatest in the comedy department.

Too bad my knowledge of Warhammer 40,000 is so limited. I'll need to fix that.

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