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This.
This is comedy gold.
Please, I beseech you: WRITE MORE.
1811652 When I saw this I thought of you for some reason. Don't rightly know why...
1811932 All in all is all you are.
Goodi!
Where as in the description you have stated that there is no sex, per say, just acknowledgement of sex, then I do no feel it should need the "sex" tag. Just my thoughts on that.
looks good and makes me laugh
please write more
oh on a side note
please find attached your five Rainbows, given for service to comedy
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I was thinking of the children.
Seriously though, while there won't be any actual 'sex' per say, I figure it would be best not to set any limitations, then to set them and forget said limitations later when I write about Mal telling an aristocrats type joke involving the Apple family.
1815265 Sounds fair enough. And it is actually better to err on the side of caution, which is what you have done.
The premise does look good though. A lot better than the typical HiE stories you see.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I'm starting to fell bad for Mal. He clearly doesn't deserve to be subject to this.
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Don't. You might to be sorely disappointed if you do. Mal Coltran is the Salvatore Rivieri and Lieutenant John Pike of Equestria.
Sure, he has it tough being the only human in a world full of magic and ponies. But really he has it million times better then most displaced refugees. He has a job, a roof over his head and ponies that would possibly care for his well being if he stop being such a jerk face for two seconds.
Except Mal's an idiot, a bigot and feels the need to assert himself as the top dog in place he doesn't even want to be in.
Mal may be a gristle, two-fisted, red blooded, all American bad ass, but really he's an a sad sack because he can't relax and instead just go with the flow.
And worst of all, Equestria is stuck with him.
TLDR: If To err is to be human and Murphy's Law had a kid it would be Mal Coltran.
1922367 Its kinda hard not to. the way you describe him just makes him sound old and sad.
Poor ponies, they don't stand a chance against him...
I enjoy this very much.
I really love your depiction of Lyra here.
Huh, really didn't see that one coming.
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Out of all the fan mythos of MLP:FIM, Lyra Heartstrings has got to be, by far, one of my all time favorites.
Background pony sitting on a park bench = Back story of obsession with human beings and their hands.
Never mind the fact that they ride on steam powered trains or use human influenced tools, look at the fuckin' pony sittin' on that bench! OMGWTFBQQ!
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Anyhoo, I wanted to do something different with her other then being just the OMG HANDS pony. So now, she's a pony who has none thing but utter disdain and hatred for humans. Enjoy.
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You mean the thing that happen between Lyra and Mal?
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I always preferred to depict lyra as a Linguistic Anthropologist myself, But that's just Trixie.
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Trixie means everything between Lyra and Mal, welcome back by the way.
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Oh, don't get me wrong. I love Lyra for her fascination with human beings and her needing to know more about them. And hopefully, someday I'll make the time to write Lyra Heartstrings being Lyra Heartstrings.
It's just that I wanted to create an MLP environment with characters that had varying degrees of opposites and minor differences then to what to what some fans would normally have taken for granted after the seeing the show and/or from other fan mythos, fanfics, ask pony tumblrs or whatever.
That way, bronies like Brad Carter, AKA Twinkle Toes, who end up suddenly in Equestria would find that it's not parties and friendships 24/7.
Plus, it would out of place for Mal to willingly put up with a pony who was trying to exam his hands for every waking moment of his life without having to react in some negative, off-putting fashion.
Like, threatenin' to saw off her hoofs or sum thin'.
TL;DR:
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IGNORE ME
P.S. Oh, and thanks for the welcome.
P.S.S. Please try to not hate me too much after this next chapter.
I'm just going to say this now... I'm of seeing ponies constantly kick ass, THERE I SAID IT! Seriously... they're. PONIES! The only thing they can do in terms of physical combat is BUCK! Lest taken by surprize, it's not that devastating! Granted, some of them fly, but STILL! They squee for God's sake! A child's toy! To quote Toy Story "You are a TOY!!". I've been seeing Death and War from Darksiders, Kratos from GoW, and Darth Vader getting their asses handed to them by ponies half their size! Must I even begin to go through the laundry list of enemies these four alone have faced that would give Celestia a run for her money? Please... I just want to see a story where the character is able to beat at least ONE pony... hell, a guard! A useless pawn whom has been proven to be near useless!
3043467 Tired* But otherwise man... great story. Awesome character. Awesome premise. Definitely faved. Have a 'stach.
I take back what I said... Mal kicks ass and doesn't have time to take names... I shall keep reading and hope that he continues kicking ass as usual.