The Flim Flam brothers convince the mane 6 to go into telemarketing. It ends exactly how well one'd expect.
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A accidentally another one off. It's MEANT to be crappy and deliberately poor, but not intended as a troll. Take it the way you want, I had a blast writing it.
The whole idea started earlier today when a fellow brony told me how much her job as a telemarketer sucked and suddenly this thing came out.
The Bit-ception
I was actually lighting up a cigarette when I read Braeburn's part, and it made feel dirty. I liked it.
Luna saying "STFU" was the only really down part. I'd prefer she either said it all out, or just said shut up. Using net speak like that vocally is a bit much, even for the Princess of the
Nerd PanderingNight.1664153 Was there any meme I missed? This was written on a whim. :p
It's a good idea, but I'd split it up into separate chapters depending on the pony that you're focusing on. The whole story feels rather like a series of vignettes than anything else, and by the time we get through the fourth pony or so the entire formula seems played out.
I can't fault a clever idea though.
1664738 It was just a cheap vessel for some equally cheap jokes. I'm working on a lot more complicated story, already over 50k words in the making, and just needed to get something weird out.
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In the end, if you had fun, then that's all that matters. c: Good luck on your other projects!
1664768 I did indeed enjoy. And if someone gets a laugh out of it then my job hasn't been wasted. Hell, took me all of... 4 hours to write and edit it. Not really much time wasted there.
Oh and the other "project" is already on the site. Twidark/Inferno.
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I dunno. I'm not very good at memes. Outside of pony, I don't internet very much (I thought I'd put this stuff behind me before bronydom came around).
The verbal anagram just seemed sort of ... eh.
1664782 The word you are looking for is acronym, not anagram. Anagram is a word or phrase that consist of the same letters as a different word but has a different meaning. Like Doctor Who <=> Torchwood.
Hahaa, excellent.
Oh Rarity, you sly thing. And Twi got a date, and AJ got to catch up with her family! Really, it went considerably better than expected! Nothing even caught fire! Except maybe poor Fluttershy's cheeks. 
1664885 Dammit! I knew I missed something!
Maybe if we pretend that Spike actually set the library on fire by accident while wailing the first 56 seconds of Black Winter Sun on his electric guitar while slowly walking away from the inferno? Only the fire would just be a metaphor for Spike seeing Rarity, and the electric guitar would actually be Spike doing something naughty under the table. Which is not a table, but Twilight's underwear. And it's not Spike, but Shining Armor.
Yes. This story is now a metaphor of Shining Armor naughtily playing around with Twily's underwear while listening to epic metal. Eeeyup.
Big Mac is the talk of the town, Luna is a text slanger, and Twilight's gonna make RD green with envy with Soarin'.
The only thing I didn't understand was the ending with the 3 bits, for some reason.
1664962 That's how much the mane six had left after Flim and Flam subtracted the cost of the broken phone from their pay. And Big Mac goes well with _everything_
Fantastic! BRILLIANT! I rolled on the floor laughing! Or er... whatever the internet term is. MFW? IMO? Whatever.
I wish I'd thought of this, goddamn the rotten luck. This is precisely what I could see myself doing, as it's preposterous and ridiculous and ALL THE VERY BEST THINGS I like to see in a comedy! WOO!
Actually I detract the bit about my wishing I'd thought of this first - I'd somehow screw it up.
I'm interested in this serious 50k story you're taking a break from. I'll keep a bloodshot eye out for it!
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You have a really big butt, I cannot deny. If you sat on a pony I'm sure it would die! You throw it around just however you please, and the smell - in small children - may cause lung disease.
1664153 Hello, who's in this thr-
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1664971 To heck with freezing them, turn them into crystals and shatter them!
Oh God. that Braeburn part
Regidar still hasn't arrived. Marvelous.
1665520 Maybe he decided to take a break from being first commentor?
Or his Kurt Cobain machine broke.
Also, I read your comment in David Attenborough's voice.
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Only if I knew who he was...
1665746 Sorry, I guess my inner British was showing
1665762 I thought I was the only Britishman on the interwebs...
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Are you a spy?
My only question is, where's Redgiar?
Look out feature box.
Here it comes.
EDIT:
BAM!
Number 6 in the feature box.
Am I good or what?
WELL YOU'VE GOT OPPORTUNITY....
1665901 *looks at your profile bio*
So you like Spitfire?
Me too! It's one of my favorite fighter planes!
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In this very community...
I like how Big Mac is mentioned in like, all of the parts...Also, that braeburn part
Maybe this wasn't intended as a troll-fic, but it is quite Crack-fic worthy.
All in all, an interesting read, if not for a couple moments where I sighed (luna using text speak)
I see the feature box i your future. I see it well.
Says feature box in comments.
Reloads page.
BLOODY. CALLED IT. IN. SECONDS.
NO FEATURE. BAD
I don't know where you got "It's supposed to be crappy" because if it was that then it obviously failed. I think this could actually be a good plot for an episode.
Yay! Pony X does random thing = Insta Feature. Still works.
1666756 Gamer Luna is the only true Luna. Testify! I actually imagined her shouting them letter by letter in the RCV. Maybe more hilarious in my head, but meh. I laughed.
1666809 Seems somebody 'picked up the phone'.
1665413 Now now, isn't it better to have Big Mac Love And Tolerate their skinny butts all the way to the North Pole?
Beautiful randomness.
Fluttershy and Rarity were the best.
1666599Oh really?
So, whats the significance of the Merlin then? 
This might just be the best use of Flim and Flam in any story I've ever read. Congraturations, sirru.
1667801 Thankyou evverrrrynyann...
1667810 Ur rewcommmu
"SILENCE! I COMMAND YOU TO STFU AND GTFO! NOW LET ME SLEEP!"
great story~
Twilight taking Ritalin sold it for me...
And then the bit with the banana happened, and I died.
1667930 You don't say?
Fantastic. Just freakin great
*fave*
Also I think Big Mac is everypony's OTP
And was it just me or did the begining of the Braeburn part sound REALLY sexual
1668768 Brohoof then. /)
Dem innuendos
We need a Big Mac picture for this.
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1669577 He's already a main character in the description. What more do you want?
1669657 MORE PICTURES!
1668768 It's just you. U wierd.