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AFadingPony


I have moved on.

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The Sock Puppet cult is tearing Equestria apart, ponies from Vanhoover to Baltimare are picking up the craze, it seems there isn't a single household in the land without one of the fluffy little Monsters.
Some ponys, however,aren't taken in by the new craze. Twilight Sparkle and her friend, Pinkie Pie are perplexed.
What is it people like about these stupid little things?
Why does Twilight hate them so much,
And of course, the most important question,
How in Tartarus do you use them!?

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 9 )

All of my wat.

i don't know what to say to this

I came expecting Sifl & Olly.
It was not delivered.

There still was gusta.

That was positively HILARIOUS!

An excellent, easy-going read chock full of strong canon sensibility. From the naturally flowing dialogue to the unique entirety of the premise, this remained an enjoyable experience that leaves me clamoring for more like it!

Way to go, Pepper! THANK you!

:pinkiesmile: - AWRIGHT!

1537549
Your wat is welcomed in this place, we shall look after it.

1537718
Can't go wrong with something about ponies :raritywink:

1537744
So... You expected ninja's?
I should have put in ninja's...

1537905

This is relevant.
Thank you so much.:yay:

Run, Lambchop, Run! Don't let the ponies catch you!

You had a few hand/hoof screw-ups. Unless you wanted it to be referred to as a hand when there was a sock puppet and a hoof at other times.

Other than that, it was good. I like the image of everyone in the room standing completely paralyzed while the sock puppet sings "Milkshake."

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I shall fix them as if they were my own.
Thanks :derpytongue2:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I was howling from the second paragraph. Lol.

And then this:

"And from that day forth, I swore that I would never abuse our most beloved socks again, lest it darken their pure souls..."

....I died. I swear I did. :rainbowlaugh: Then I came back long enough to read this:

It is said that no sock puppet survived the onslaught, the unstoppable wrecking ball tore them all to shreds, each dissapearing in a flurry of pink hoof blows, the genocide an entire people is not a quick affair. The whole process took two days. Many were saddened over the loss of so many fine young socks, but, thanks to the Pink Earth pony of sugar cube corner, Equestria was saved from the sock threat...

And I have not stopped laughing since.:rainbowlaugh:


Its been nearly half an hour, bro...

AND I HAVE NOT. STOPPED. LAUGHING.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

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