Author note:

I am so sorry.

Not sure if I want to read...

couldn't be worse than me picking up quibids.

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>>15283841528384

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You will be.

That was interesting. Have the following:

1) A favourite.

2) A thumbs up.

3) One of these -->

No matter how sorry you are, you aren't sorry enough. ;)

Reading this I was more disturbed about how nonchalant they were about basically creating and killing a new Twilight personality every so often than I was entertained by the scenario. Even if it was all just a dream in the end.

nice story dude, you sir get  big thumbs up. by the way if i may ask, why are you sorry?

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

All that for a joke, that;s awesome.

You should totally rent the cult classic A Boy and His Dog.

The movie is bad but the last line makes it all worth while.

Is it just me, or does twilight look better with a shorter mane?

to sum up: Lolwut

Twi thninks she's dreaming about controlling a pegasus on earth, and the dreams are actually true.What the hell? is this some kind of offspring between discord and Pinkie pie

... wat? When and why did you write this?

And only Blueshift could possibly write a shipfic involving ships.

>>15291181529118

Lol. Beat you to it.

Nopony would read a shipfic involving real ships.

Oh, you have no idea...

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lol, what

What?

WHAT!

WHAT?

WHAT?!

WAHT!?

WHAAAAAAA-

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Why would Twilight volunteer for the marine, don't the royal equestrian navy have enough ponies already, as far as I know there is a draft on stallions (that is why the stallion/mare ratio is so low)

A new type of shipfic.

HEYOOOO

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I look forward to more

I don't get it.

Damn it. So many stories, so little time.

... I'm not sure if I can describe my reaction to this fic, but for the most part it was a mixture of "What? " and "LOL! "

>>15283841528384

Don't be sorry.  LOL

>>15283841528384

'Bout What?

French Foreign Legion, all the way!!

This made me moist.

Semper Fi, Twi.

This made me wan't to watch Jarhead again. You should do other stories like this with Twilight. I'm liking the Idea of Cockney Twilight, or mafia Twilight.

Somehow, this makes me want to see PSTwi 3.

As a navy boy, I find this fucking hilarious

Sir this is brilliant., Ill have another!

wut?

As a member of the Army, I think you perfectly summed up off-duty jarheads

Sadly I can see this being continued.

>>15283841528384 Don't be. It was glorious.

EDIT: MOAR! Because MOAR!

"We're technically a part of the Navy and sometimes ride around on their ships, but truthfully we're the most badass fighting force in the world, we know it, we'll tell everyone who will listen, and skullfuck the ones who don't.”  The others nodded in agreement, murmoring something that sounded like oorah."

As a former grunt with two pumps to my name, this made me CRY with laughter.

lolz

This... for some reason, while I want more of it, the fact that it stops is a good thing.

>>15283841528384>>15290661529066 you say "That was interesting. Have the following:

1) A favourite.

2) A thumbs up.

3) One of these --> "

I say That was interesting. Have the following:

1) A favourite.

2) A thumbs up.

3) Five of these -->

dtlux1

>>15291181529118 I love that fanfic, I was about to mention it untill I saw your coment

dtlux1

I enjoyed.

It's hard to say much about that story much more than "...what?"

I like how you played the situation completely straight as if there nothing out of the ordinary about a pony in the army. Got a good laugh out of me at the end.

wat

And after she was a marine, she went to kill the demons.

"No, Twilight! You are the demons!" said Rarity.

And then Twilight was a zombie.

The HELL I just read?

Oorah Devildog!!

Cute.

>>15290941529094 (note that I'm not trying to call you out; I just gotta bring this up every time someone references that movie)

For anyone who knows about that movie, but not the story it's based on or the opinions of it's author, here's his thoughts on that last line:

that moronic, hateful chauvinist last line, which I despise, and which I urge audiences to ignore, the line I could never get LQ Jones to delete, because when he tested the film at colleges, that line was the biggest applause-getter from all the frat boys and jocks and asshole college wimps

If anyone wants to read the rest of his argument (and don't mind spoilers), go to this page and do a search for the text "- Sunday, December 2 2001 11:57:57z".

While I disagree with Ellison that he made his point well (the story wasn't particularly well written), I would say that his point was worth making, and is worth defending. Even though almost everyone has completely forgotten the story, and most have forgotten the movie.

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LOL that whole movie was chauvinistic, hateful, and moronic.

But sometimes that's okay.

Every character except the dog was a bad person, none of them dieing would have been either a bad or a good thing, just another thing.

But man, that dog was awesome. And in the end the boy chose the dog, someone who was funny, loyal, smart, kinda kind, and well, not quite pony quality as a friend but a damn lot closer than any other character I have really scene.

Also big props for knowing about that obscure pile of

Christ. This is awesome.

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I take it the fanfic writing, lightning controlling Twilight from Friendship is Witchcraft is your fave fanon?

I have no idea what I read, but it was amusing. You get a thumbs up, but it's not interesting enough to slap a fave. Not bad work.

How do you make such amazing crap in so little time? Apparently in Equestria they have a slightly different kind of marine biology.

>>15290711529071 Nay, not A Dream, this is an Out-of-Body Experience. A Dream is where Plymouth Valiant goes to Equestria.

>>15332271533227 'Tis a glorious thing that KH knows well.

wait... what? Also, Marine Corps x Navy... It would give a whole new meaning the the joke of Marine standing for My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment.

Hahaha whaaaat. Nice. I like it.

nice

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Not nearly sorry enough. But now I want to know what Sparks is like. Is s/he basically a Marine Corps skank?

<- Is a Marine

-reads title-

WHAT.

-reads story-

....

WHAT?

This is...what...I...uh....not...

I'm sorry, I do believe my mind has just been blown. Inception does that to me. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go into the head and make weird noises until the shock of reading this dissipates.

>>15342161534216 I already apologized in the first comment on the story.

>>15342231534223

Don't you dare apologize for this.

THE FUCK IS THIS!!!!

>>15283841528384 That WAS pretty funny, but you're G-ddamned f**king right you're sorry. Sorry you didn't write this piece of literary genius sooner!

Man, what in the goddamn fuck is wrong with you?

'Jarhead' was fucking terrible.

>>15360641536064 At least Twilight agrees with you.

Here's hoping for this next time!

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I know what you're thinking. And the answer is yes.

Twilight: Shut up, Spike; it's time for some PT!

I love (I love) PT! (PT!)  Good for you! (Good for you!) Good for me! (Good for me!)

>>15360641536064

Jarhead was a deliberate meditation on boredom in war, which sounds contradictory but happens with surprising regularity.  With the way they advertised it as a balls-out war movie, I'm not surprised you didn't have a good time.  It sucks when they lie in trailers.

>>15283841528384 plese write more and

sorry?

fuck sorry this shit made my day

Silly, but fun...

Well. I just read this.

Okay.

I guess that could happen.

Probably not.

It's too early in the morning for this.

Probably not.

I need an asprin.

No you don't.

Who are you?

I'm your conscience.

What?

Turn off that Coheed & Cambria, you need to listen to Wagner! Wagner will make you smart!

... I'm going back to bed.

No! Wait! Please! Listen to meeeeeeeeeeeee!

This was hilarious.

So many groaners.

>>15283841528384 There can never be enough sorry. also very awesomely hilarious. I'd actually be interested to see more if you ever decide to revisit this.

well um.....marines are.....um.....makes me happy im air force

>>20710542071054 Well, publicity is publicity, and I linked to the review regardless.  By the way, what was up with no new content on the site for a week?

>>21526652152665 im impressed, taking that punch like you did, as for fob, it seems all the captains of the respective divisons decided to have rather dire matters come up at the same time.....that and we have no music director....but all in all the only reason the lit division is still producing content, is just that me sage and tweak are all about fine as of right now....but that is why i am the bottom of the pole, i don't make those decisions

"No, Marines x Navy would be terrible.  Nopony would read a shipfic involving real ships."

I don't know Twilight. I would call iron-y on that sea worthy "tail". :Pinkiehappy: (So much Pun.)