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Her brother, why incest?
I do not say this because this is incest, as while I may abhor incest I know there is a market for it. I say this because there is a standard when it comes to writting clop/lemon/whateverthefuckyouwannacallit. The standard is to know what you are trying to describe. The way this is written makes it sound like was written by a thirteen-year-old with little to no experience/knowledge with sexual dialouge other than shitty hub scripts or perhaps some c-tier H-Manga.
For example, this:
sounds like it came straight from a hub video.
Another example, this:
makes it sound like his damn phallus is bloated. Is it fat or thick?
Then you have THIS:
Did Twilight suddenly become every generic porn actress known to mankind?
But this...this is where it really, really takes the cake.
From start to finish, this is exactly how a thirteen-year-old would describe an 'intense orgasm'.
Please, I beg of you, learn how to describe sexual intercourse outside of 'shitty hub logic'.
Ah, this takes me back to the old days of fanfiction.net. A whole bunch of dumb kids trying to write porn despite barely knowing anything at all.
Keep at it. You'll get better. Everybody starts somewhere.
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Also, for a couple of the SFW parts, to give them their due...
Because "carbon dioxide" just had to be specified, I suppose...?
That's nonsensical on every level (using Shining Armor to get closer to Celestia when she's a Princess to begin with, her adoptive niece, whereas Shining Armor is a Prince by marriage, and if anything that reasoning would make more sense the other way around, and even assuming there's an AU tag [there isn't], there's just no sensible explanation for this.) You can't just drop this and expect someone to just nigh-instantly go with it, especially without a damned shred of proof. It's baffling whether it's the truth or a lie.
As for the Sombra part, it speaks for itself.
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Honestly I would have been less critical if this was the authors first or even second fic....but if you look, the guy/gal/person/void has over a hundred written and published stories. This one is just the most recent.
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Well, at least it's not a fking bird.
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No. Just Incest. Personally I don't like it, but if that's your jam that's your business. I don't care what gets someone off, I only care that it's written at least moderately well. This is not. That was the point of my comment.
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Eh, I've seen far worse.
I do not mean to shit on you, but my friend, how... Like how... I want to know what goes in your brain when your writing because honestly this made no sense. I came into this story with very low expectations, yet... Somehow you went even lower.
Like what this supposed to mean? You could have just said "shining armour looked down at the table and sighed deeply" and be done with it! This little sentence stuck in my head like glue. I felt as though that detail would be important, but it wasn't!
And I won't even try to open the can of worms that was the sex scene, but I'll say this, that transition was a sentence, a non sensical one at that! You could have just said something along the lines of teleportation or even just add a time skip!.
Overall, I feel like I opened a can of red bull and drank goddamned carbonated piss. The only thing this story is good at is giving my English teacher an heart attack. Maybe I'll criticize you less if this wasn't your 181st STORY
This fic reminds me of the episode of the three CMCs doing their talent show, only to be awarded the "funniest" award at the end, when they were trying for a musical number.
That said, this fic is a JOKE, right? Right?
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red bull is carbonated piss though...
I'll...give you the benefit of the doubt and assume this is a trollfic.But if it's not...I'm sorry to say that this is a really bad story...
Bro....why..