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Trixie visits her credit union to calmly and rationally dispute a charge on her account. Starlight is there too.
Art sources from glimglam.
Loosely based on an idea tossed around between Gay for Gadot and myself. Written in two hours (on my phone lol) for the EFNW Iron Author contest, where it won an honorable mention!
This version has been edited to be more gay than the contest version \o/
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Bruh. It didn't make the frogs gay, just the mares.
A Scampy story with no Wallflower? Blasphemy!
can’t stay away from the great and powerful dicksie
Good story, I laughed all the way, and that's not an easy feat. Thank you
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So glad someone caught the reference!
I assume Truth Slaughterer is very concerned concerned about the Orange-Frogs sexuality?
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It was the first thing I thought of!
oh my god I am so glad you posted this. XD
I Seth Standmore do solomonly swear...... that TRICKY'S treat mint is a MISCARRY of JUSTICE that will not go UNPUBISHED........!!!!!!! She was simply Mining her own business with her Wife Starlight Glamdring at the Bonk, what was she doing well she was there to Retreive her Money from the Half Bastard's who SKUMMED her!!! and what does the Binks do? They CRAWL the POLENTA on her!!!!!!!!!!!
never do I Seth Standmore tolerate injustice when where see I see the injustice do I tolerate it no. This I swear to Those Pones that I Seth Standmore will see 君の名は CLEARED of all CRIMINAL ACCUSATORY and Sent back to Society where she will Live In. GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sincerely Seth Standmore
Okay how the heck did you so perfectly sum up Trixie and everything that she stands for in two hecking words. Gotta say as well, "TrixCart LLC" was a surprising bit of wordplay genius to be thrown in there as well!
All in all, short, sweet, funny, and a splendid few-minute read. Great balance of snark and in-your-face humour. Lovely st-
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What the frack was that? Aside from hillarious, I mean. Good job Scampy, that was warped in all the best ways. Especially the stinger.
You know, sometimes you just gotta wonder if Trixie's brain doesn't realize it lives in the same dimension as all the rest of her does, and thus not all of the same rules apply.
Either that, or she's just that stupid. But where's the fun in that explanation?
Wait, wait, wait...is the implication here that she only paid three bits total for these sham pills in the first place? Is she really causing a scene like this over three measly bits?
They call Celestia benevolent and all-loving, but she's still the one who legalized using necromancy to make prisoners carry out multiple life sentences.
Ah, recursion.
Brilliant stuff. Major props for getting the HM with the original after writing it on your phone. (Sorry I forgot to mention that in my con blog; clearly your cosplay was too powerful.)
Also, I just realized the title carries on the alliteration of the prompt. Outstanding.
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Trixie is spot-on awful and this was pretty fun.
Trixie Cart LLCTM was a certainly unexpected pun!
I also am certainly enjoying the continuance of fun in the comments cited below:
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(Sigh) yes, Trixie...if Logic and Reasonable Thought won't accomplish your Purpose, there's always Yelling and Screaming.
That? NEVER fails...
"If you can't be right, be wrong at the top of your voice." ---Unknown
Got to say I’d like it if Trix had come off as more reasonable and less insulting with Starlight as then it would amp up the crazy when she starts in on the teller. Also I legitimately have no idea if they have ever claimed that ponies dealt with natural gas based illumination so gaslighting might not actually exist. Though that last bit is pedantry for the sake of it.
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They siphon gas from Discord and use it to power the lamps in Manehattan.
Because he is a bag of wind, you see. Infinitely renewable.
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I find no fault with this logic.
And how I have a mental image of Trixie in a cell in Tartarus thinking to herself, "Wow. When they said Trixie would be in prison for life, Trixie didn't think they meant it included her afterlife!"
> "Bank robbing is a felony offense, Trixie! They're gonna put you in prison! For life! Maybe even longer!"
Am IRL lawyer; can confirm bank robbery is srs business even in horse landia. Sometimes it's just better to take the L, Ms. G&PT.
Congrats on the HM - and for doing it on your phone???
Please note: This story is rated "T" for Trixie. Read at your own risk
You know, I've looked up the definition multiple times, and I'm still not quite sure what exactly gaslighting is.
... yeah, yeah.
That's about how well I thought that would go.
This is, like Trixie, stupidly funny.
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that's if she doesn't use mind manipulation magic to make you live out multiple concurrent life sentences. live 6 lives simultaniously, all of them in solitary
Based and redpilled
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When someone is manipulative and tries to spoon-fed you lies. Or so that's what I think its what it is.
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I literally told you last week what gaslighting is. Stop making things up.Gaslighting is when an abuser tries to make their victim doubt their own perceptions of reality by consistently calling them a liar and denying anything the victim tries to assert that can only be backed up by the victim's memory. The term itself comes from a 1938 play called Gas Light, in which a husband tries to make his wife believe she's insane by making noise at night and dismissing her concerns with "you're hearing things," turning the gas lights in their home down while insisting to his wife that the lights are still bright as ever and she's imagining the whole thing, etc.
As someone who's been a victim of and is especially susceptible to gaslighting, the way it often plays out is the abuser very emphatically and confidently stating something that just isn't true, all while knowing their victim has self-doubts and will, in the face of the abuser's confidence, be more likely to doubt themselves than the person calling them a liar. My mom used to pull that kind of thing all the time before I moved away. For example, she once insisted that the psychiatrist who I was seeing at the time was found by her (this part is the gaslighting), and as such she was well within her right to not let me see him anymore (this is what she was trying to achieve with the gaslighting by making me even less confident and docile; "if I was wrong about how I even started seeing this doctor, how can I trust myself with my own healthcare decisions?")
I was so certain that he'd been recommended to me by my therapist, but my mom was louder and angrier and more insistent with her version of events than I could ever hope to be, so my anxious abused brain just assumed she was right. It wasn't until my therapist literally showed me the email she sent the psychiatrist's office years prior that initially informed them I'd be coming that I felt like I could trust myself on it.
tl;dr it's used here as a funny meme but it's one of the most insidious forms of abuse out there and anyone who willingly gaslights someone else should probably go to jail and then hell 🙏🙏🙏🙏
11351505 remember the time I led you to believe that the island of tazmania never existed
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you are going to jail and then hell
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Okay, thanks for the lesson. Now it all makes sense to me. Making a person not even trust themselves certainly leads to abusive relationship dynamics, yes.
what marvelous conversations you two must have c.c
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hugs
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whats the context of this picture?
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(absolutely no context, in other words)
Just that I was feeling dumb and meme-y and like desecrating a friend's artwork and my copy of Photoshop was open anyway
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Sorry for furthering you about a random shit post but like is it based on a meme or something? Like it kind of has the energy of nanomachine's son and now I want to see Trixie's face edited onto Senator what's his name just for the stupid heck of it
LMAO
binge reading your fics. a domino effect. not sorry.
TWO comments from Doodl3s. double the giggles this fic gave me!
Amazing writing contest entry. Thanks for posting it!