This story is a sequel to Too Late
Believing an interdimensional relationship could only go so far, the human Flash Sentry reluctantly turned down Princess Twilight Sparkle's offer to go on a date. However, after an initial heartbreak period, Twilight decided to ask out Flash's pony counterpart. Without the difficulties of an interdimensional relationship to scare him off, surely this Flash would jump at the chance to hook up with Twilight, right?
Well, let's just say Princess Cadance had sunk the ship a few months prior. The Princess of Friendship did not take learning this well.
This may or may not end with a funeral.
Enough is explained in this story to not require reading "Too Late" to understand what's going on. This story does mention only the most relevant parts of "Too Late", so it is recommended to check out "Too Late" if you want to learn more about what happened when, and immediately after, Twilight tried to ask out the human Flash Sentry.
Bahahahahahahahaha!
This story was hilarious and Twilight was funny in a satire way. I almost thought this story would end on a touching note but I should have remembered who was writing this. LOL.
Supoib!
Rarity of Fluttershy should be your only love, Twilight.
Shining ever had dignity to begin with?
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Glad you liked it! Occasionally my comedy stories end on a touching note, but more often than not, they end on a silly one
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With the Twilight x Rarity stories on the site, I'm not surprised she's not brought up, but I didn't expect to see Fluttershy mentioned as a possible love for Twi.
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In canon, more than he sometimes gets credit from the fandom IMO.
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Applejack is fine too.
Still slaying me with laughter!
Have another like! 
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Have you heard of monochromatic ?
If you want rarity twilight, go to him
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I even translated some of her fics.
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Glad you liked it!
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And monochromatic was even who I was thinking about when I brought up Twilight x Rarity earler.
Dang. They even held a funeral.
SIMPSONS DID IT