After the death of Phyllis the philodendron, Starlight gets a new—very different—plant.
Brainstormed in the Triptych Continuum Discord. I imagine this story will be disavowed by the server management.
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I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )
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Sockyes!
"This story is deeply immoral and nobody should read it, especially impressionable youths and other people."
(Looks to see if the allure of the forbidden has attracted hordes of additional readers yet.)
One of the greatest musicals of all time condensed into 1,500 words. Great work.
I read, I recognised, I cackled, I upvoted. Glorious as always, Doctor.
It's not a crime if there's no body to find
Okay thats fun xD
That too xD
Bwahahahaha xD
Ok that made me sad...
Aaaand now i laugh agai xD
Not anymore xD
Same xD
Wait... what? XD
That was a fun Story xD but the mirrorpool woukd have sollen so many problems xD
Never have I ever thought that murder would be so inspiring, but here I am reading this story and filled with so much inspiration.
Well, damn. Apple Bloom is speaking fancy.
Also, seems Sci-Twi is still evil. I'm kinda not surprised.
Just a shit-ton of dark humor.
I LOVE IT!
Glorious. Thanks for this insanity.
"Pinkie dragged in Pinkie's corpse."
Yes, I can really see that.
Said server management consists of one sassy black woman who's written worse so you're in the clear (or at least that's my mental image of Estee from non-sass contextual clues).
Welp, that devolved into nonsensical randomness.
Very funny! I (and I assume Discord, both) approve!
Sweetie's is the best!
Poor girl, nopony likes her.
Scootaloo is honestly the worst. Like, all the other murders were understandable, she was just embracing senseless violence.
Mmm.
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More accurately, it's not a crime unless you're convicted in a court of law. And they can't do that without evidence.
A unicorn Twilight running things and wearing glasses be still my heart, We have returned to the golden age all sins have been forgiven, except Sweetie's culinary crimes. Remember Tartarus only exists for those who never learned to cook.
If I had to punch a hole in any of the logic here it would be how SciTwi found out where to bring the body. I have to assume TwiPrime was careless in her attempt of Canterlot High's Flash Sentry and SciTwi stumbled upon the scene but then there should be two bodies.
All joking aside [the parts about glasses and cooking are absolutely serious though] this was one of the greatest concepts I've seen in a bit and was executed outstandingly.
Intriguing,, might finally be time to do another audiobook for you , surprised to see the sex tag on this account though. Been more inclined to cover SFW fics now though, since my former audiobook channel got kicked off youtube.
11256595 Alondro is munching on one of the bodies, "What? Oh... I think everyone still here is already quite mad. We've all have the Cupcakes by now."
And then Phyllis II got 5 million seeds and the resulting ravenous jungle devoured everypony on the planet.
The only ones they didn't eat were the Diamond Dogs, because like the show itself, the plants forgot they existed.
And now we know how gen 5 started.
Enjoyable bit of madness, though I would have liked to see Phyllis II’s inevitable rampage and possible kaiju fight with and/or wooing of the Everfree Forest. Still, fun stuff. Thank you for it.
Lol, cute story, go Phyllis 2!
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A Audiobook is coming soon, thanks for the idea you gave with your comment :).
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And the freaky part is you can't tell which one is the original Pinkie Pie and which is the clone.
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Just remember:
You're welcome.
DON'T FEED THE PPPPPLLLLLAAAAANNNNNTTTTTSSSSS!
Starlight flipped the body over. "This is Bon-Bon! She runs the candy shop!"
Uhmmmm...past tense, please...
"Princess Luna??? WHAT IS THAT??"
"Ah, Starlight...I...er...I have a bit of a boggle, and there’s been whispering in the dreamscape, so..."
Starlight unknotted the bedspread; whereupon a lavender hoof fell to the floor, along with a shock of navy, bold pink, and midnight blue mane.
"Sci-Twi??? WHY???"
"We were having the most innocent of discussions...well, I was having the most innocent of discussions about day and night, and the regulation of. As I stared at her, I noticed how the fake wings were applied, and how this ersatz Princess Twilight paid no true attention to me. Before I could comment, the discussion turned to certain...orbital mechanics and physical laws; the subject apparently needing her immediate input into our discussion. Whereupon she berated me about how OUR Sun and Moon absolutely cannot be under Our direct influence."
Starlight's forehead clonked against her desk. "Of course."
"So...I find myself here." Luna added helpfully.
"Does your Sister know?" Starlight asked, aggrieved.
"Certainly not! Unless she decides to visit The Friendship School direct. Though that should not happen for awhile. Celestia has taken up painting as a hobby."
"She'll figure it out soon. Twilight’s Amulet breaks down often enough."
A sneaky grin appeared on the blue one's muzzle. "Not really...I have applied myself to things other than applying garish colors to canvas. I have moved both Moon and Sun these past two days..."
Another two days later, Sunlight was greeted by the large Firmament of the Sun backing through her door, dragging a canvas bag.
"Please, no..."
"Please, no, WHAT, Glimmer...?" A wild eyed Celestia half-hysterically screeched, her eyes rolling toward the Friendship School Guidance Counselor.
"You...your own Sister??? Starlight said, horrified.
"I SAT ON THAT LOUSY CHAIR FOR A THOUSAND YEARS!!! You don't think I KNOW when ponies get to eyeballin' ME? We had FOUR MORE MONTHS before Twilight would be taking over! Then, came the whispering, the sudden stop of conversation when I walk into a room, the PLOTTIN' ON ME! WELL, NO, MA'AM!! JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE PARANOID DOESN'T MEAN THEY’RE NOT OUT TO GET YOU...!!!!"
Suddenly, Celestia stopped, and her gaze froze on Starlight, her eyes glistening. Wet...like peaches...
"Starlight.. why are you staring at me??" she said quietly, with a voice of doom...
Ohhhh-kay.