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    The Cutie Mark Crusaders, frustrated with their lack of success, begin searching through Twilight's library in an attempt to find out more information about cutie marks themselves in the hope that they will finally understand the way to get their cutie marks. However, the trio runs across an ancient book containing evil spells and they attempt to get their cutie marks in the worst way possible...

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    Now with its own TV Tropes page! http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/TheCutieMarkCrusadersBringAboutTheApocalypse

    First Published
    15th Sep 2012
    Last Modified
    22nd Sep 2012

    Comments ( 213 )

    #2 · Chapter 1 · 36w, 13h ago · · ·
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    It's funny and sort of belivable. I'm pretty sure that throwing the chicken out of the window actually completed the ritual.

    #3 · Chapter 1 · 36w, 12h ago · 1 · ·
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    Cutie Mark Crusader Cthulhu Cultists! Yay!

    #4 · Chapter 1 · 36w, 12h ago · · ·
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    Love it:pinkiehappy:

    Thought this isn't the first time the CMC have tried to do evil magic out of a book they found by breaking a wall/floor/ceiling(Its been in my ideas folder for awhile) this is the best I've seen up to date.:raritywink:

    Please continue:pinkiehappy:

    #5 · Chapter 1 · 36w, 11h ago · · ·
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    .......................................................:scootangel: must. follow. STORY

    #6 · Chapter 1 · 36w, 11h ago · · ·
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    k

    #7 · Chapter 1 · 36w, 11h ago · · ·
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    Well, my interest is perked.  Can't wait to see where this leads.

    #8 · Chapter 1 · 36w, 10h ago · · ·
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    Awww. they failed? So much for summoner cutie marks.

    #9 · Chapter 1 · 36w, 10h ago · · ·
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    BronyWriter.... you write faster then I can read. I love this story, though.

    "Oh," he said in a surprised voice. "It's you three!"

    "Which three?" asked Twilight as she walked down the stairs to the door.

    "The Cutie Mark Crusaders," replied Spike. Twilight reached the door and gave the three fillies a happy smile.

    "Hello you three," she said. "Are you out crusading for your cutie marks today?"

    "Yep," said Apple Bloom. "In fact, that's why we're here."

    Awkward sentences and overuse of words galore!

    #10 · Chapter 1 · 36w, 9h ago · · ·
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    Very funny.

    #11 · Chapter 1 · 36w, 8h ago · · ·
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    Cutie Mark Crusaders evil overlords, go! Use the 'daw' bomb and complete your evil plan for world destruction! :scootangel::applecry::unsuresweetie:

    Also first comment evar!

    Awww... ritual ruined, oh well, on to the next apocolypse :pinkiecrazy::twilightsheepish:

    #13 · Chapter 1 · 36w, 8h ago · · ·
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    The book probably looked like this:

    Also they could have used Scootaloo for the blood sacrifice. :twilightsmile:

    #14 · Chapter 1 · 36w, 7h ago · · ·
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    :pinkiecrazy: i love this, make this like bible black plz plz plz plz plz plz

    #15 · Chapter 1 · 36w, 7h ago · · ·
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    Google translated some of the incantations, laughed my ass off. Who knew part the MLP opening song was an ancient ritual to summon evil gods?

    #17 · Chapter 2 · 35w, 6d ago · · ·
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    This is win pure win!

    #18 · Chapter 2 · 35w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Most awesome Rickroll i have ever seen.

    Bloody brilliant.

    #19 · Chapter 2 · 35w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I laughed so hard at the Rick roll

    #20 · Chapter 2 · 35w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Good dark humour is so rare to come by. Have a thumbs up and a favorite.

    The Latin incantation had me bursting out with laughter, and that is something that doesn't happen often.  

    #21 · Chapter 2 · 35w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Very, VERY interesting. I hope that you do continue this story.

    #22 · Chapter 2 · 35w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Uh-oh...:rainbowhuh::raritydespair::flutterrage::ajbemused::pinkiegasp::twilightoops:

    #23 · Chapter 2 · 35w, 6d ago · · ·
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    "Oh no you don't,” said the dragon. “You're not using me as a blood sacrifice to summon ancient evil!"

    "Your loss I guess," said Apple Bloom.

    :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: I can see why this has zero dislikes so far

    #24 · Chapter 2 · 35w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Oh dear.... this will not end well.

    #25 · Chapter 2 · 35w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Yes, the Rock Roll of the end of days, awesome!

    #26 · Chapter 2 · 35w, 6d ago · · ·
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    this is pure win :pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

    #27 · Chapter 2 · 35w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I've heard people call Rickrolling evil before, but geez...

    Funny story, though why you didn't use the song 'End of the world as we know it' I don't know.

    #28 · Chapter 2 · 35w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Oh crackfic, it's been a while

    #29 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Tell me how accurate my translations are. Its been ages since my CCD schooling. :derpytongue2:

    "Now we're going to call up the ancient gods, I think"

    "I guess we can do that,"

    "But seriously, who is dumb enough to actually read the ritual to summon the death and destruction?"

    "But the dark spirits are controlling us!"

    "My fault"

    "I have failed."

    "A moose once bit my sister"

    "Surely you can not be serious."

    "My little PONY, My Little Pony"

    "I used to wonder what friendship could be."

    Pax
    #30 · Chapter 2 · 35w, 6d ago · · ·
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    So the Word's from Never gonna give you up is the final incantation? Soon all of Equestria will be forced to listen to it.

    #31 · Chapter 2 · 35w, 6d ago · · ·
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    "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you"

    #32 · Chapter 2 · 35w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>1286439 Sounds good.

    #33 · Chapter 2 · 35w, 6d ago · · ·
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    #34 · Chapter 2 · 35w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I hope this is the Season 3 premiere. Very good fic.

    #35 · Chapter 2 · 35w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Okay, you, sir, have brought tears to my eyes! First, the "ancient language"! Best. Demonic. Ritual. Ever. Then, the RickRoll! Seriously, just wonderful!:pinkiehappy::rainbowlaugh::twilightsmile::raritystarry:

    #36 · Chapter 2 · 35w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>1286794 Thank you! You are too kind. I hope you like what I have in store for this!

    #37 · Chapter 3 · 35w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Well things have taken a turn for the worse, Brian Blessed is worried

    Edit: Still a very good fic though

    #38 · Chapter 3 · 35w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Lolz! :rainbowlaugh: Loving this, keep on being awesome! AND DON'T STOP WRITING. :flutterrage:

    #39 · Chapter 3 · 35w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Brilliant!

    #40 · Chapter 3 · 35w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Ha ha, Go CMC, show those old women!

    #41 · Chapter 3 · 35w, 6d ago · · ·
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    #42 · Chapter 3 · 35w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Great chapter! Also this story managed to conveniently update after I read the second chapter xD Anyways, keep up the good work!

    #43 · Chapter 2 · 35w, 6d ago · · ·
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    They've gone crazy! Very funny.

    #44 · Chapter 3 · 35w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Is this a dark tag and a comedy tag I see? Good lord. Must read.

    #45 · Chapter 3 · 35w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I really don't know what to make of this story...

    Other than it is AWESOME and I was especially excited to find it updated again after I got back from getting dinner.

    If you needed a reference pony for the application to submit to ED, I would gladly give you a 5:moustache: rating!

    You have earned it!

    #46 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 6d ago · · ·
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    "But explosives are awesome!" said Scootaloo as she excitedly buzzed her wings.

    That's what I always say!

    #47 · Chapter 3 · 35w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I just want to make something clear. I am perfectly okay with this story ending without everyone being saved, and the CMC are rulers of equestria. Just gonna put that out there.

    #48 · Chapter 3 · 35w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>1288091

    I second that

    #49 · Chapter 3 · 35w, 6d ago · · ·
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    (fourth paragraph from bottom--should be "waste" instead of "waist")

    #50 · Chapter 3 · 35w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>1288091

    I third that, and say again that I welcome our new overlords!

    Royal Guard: Celestia! the armies of darkness are besieging Canterlot Castle! what should we do!?

    Celestia: Love and Tolerate my little pony, Love and Tolerate...

    #51 · Chapter 3 · 35w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Please, please, please just add some detail to one paragraph!

    I love the story either way.

    #52 · Chapter 4 · 35w, 6d ago · · ·
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    DUN DUN DUNNN!

    #53 · Chapter 4 · 35w, 6d ago · · ·
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    oh my, yes.

    #55 · Chapter 4 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Ooooh this is getting better by the minute!

    #56 · Chapter 4 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Ok, Chapter 4, you bring back Nightmare Moon.

    In Chapter 5, your bringing back Discord...

    Who you bring in for Chapter 6?

    #57 · Chapter 4 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Whoa, chapters are fast. Didn't read this yet, but I will. For now, MOAR. :flutterrage:

    #58 · Chapter 4 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>1290785 and that's how equestria ended due to a army of teenage girls following thier dark masterjustin beever:applecry:

    #59 · Chapter 4 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>1291747

    That reminds me of an article I once read...

    Just read this... it is fuckin HILARIOUS!

    #60 · Chapter 4 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>1291766 you were quite correct in your assessment of that article being fuckin hilarious. Thank you good sir.:pinkiehapp

    >>1281454 Rule number one of using sacrifices, never use another member of your creepy cult.

    #61 · Chapter 4 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>1292136

    Your very much welcome. And no need to call me Sir... I was only a Corporal, never a Captain lol

    #62 · Chapter 2 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>1286997

    Personally, I would have at least put the Rick Roll in Latin. In seems weird that the ancient book the FINAL incantation would be so plain.

    #66 · Chapter 3 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>1289828 I fourth that! Surrender to the almighty evil ones, :scootangel:, :applecry: and :unsuresweetie:! Now we just need :trixieshiftright:, :eeyup:, :derpytongue2: and :pinkiecrazy: to become all-powerful evil ponies and everyone'll be screwed. Also, I'll gladly proof-read this if you'd like. Warning, I can sometimes be a grammar-nazi. Unless I'm reviewing my own work. Then I'm a terrible proof-reader.

    #67 · Chapter 4 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Well played on the alternate names.

    dis gon b gud It's already good.

    >>1290785

    NO no no no no the world couldn't handle the horror that would come.

    #68 · Chapter 4 · 35w, 4d ago · · ·
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    And the if you look at our projection of the shitstorm, you'll see it's gone from "Taco Bell" category right up to "Uwe Bowle" :twilightoops: Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to make peace with my loved ones

    #69 · Chapter 3 · 35w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1293062 I'd be fine with that! I need all the help I can get!

    #70 · Chapter 5 · 35w, 3d ago · · ·
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    uh-oh...

    #71 · Chapter 5 · 35w, 3d ago · · ·
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    ...Not sure where you got that picture from. But amused. Still. I think Discord being brought into play is going to haunt the Crusaders. Along with NMM. Both of them want to rule Equestria, after all, why let three little fillies/a horde of demons do it?

    #73 · Chapter 5 · 35w, 3d ago · · ·
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    This just keeps getting better!

    #74 · Chapter 5 · 35w, 3d ago · · ·
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    "Of course I did," said Celestia. "Did you think that I would be so foolish as to keep his statue out in the open after what happened last time?"

    "Well...yeah," said Sweetie Belle./quote]

    I think I busted my gut laughing. :rainbowlaugh:

    #75 · Chapter 5 · 35w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Overall quite good, definetly funny. Just one suggestion. Could you go into a bit more detail when it comes to the library? The chapter was great, but imagery is always good. No one knows what that part of the library looks like. Now, suggestions aside, I must give you a Mustache Spike for all of your amazing writing! :moustache:

    #76 · Chapter 3 · 35w, 2d ago · · ·
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    "What could you do against us?" said Sweetie Belle.

    And for not following the Evil Overlord list, Princess Celestia was hit with the idea to cast the Want it Need It spell on one of the random books in the room, close her eyes, and let the CMC:BOTA fight amongst themselves until Twilight and the gang got the EoH.

    #77 · Chapter 5 · 35w, 2d ago · · ·
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    This needs more chapters, that's the only thing really wrong with it. The juxtaposition of the comedy (librarian and such) with the CMC taking over Equestria is awesome.

    #78 · Chapter 5 · 35w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>1308759 Yeah, I'm going to be working on that soon.

    #79 · Chapter 6 · 35w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Well I hope you get better dude, maybe get hit by some random radiation and get super healing powers or something.:unsuresweetie:

    #80 · Chapter 6 · 35w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Second?

    #81 · Chapter 6 · 35w, 2d ago · · ·
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    FEATURED!!!!!

    #82 · Chapter 6 · 35w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Discord switched their bodies didnt he :facehoof: Hilarity will ensue :rainbowlaugh:

    #83 · Chapter 6 · 35w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>1312505 I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU! I SAW IT ON THE FEATURED BOX! YAYAYAYAYAYAY!

    #84 · Chapter 6 · 35w, 2d ago · · ·
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    #85 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 1d ago · · ·
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    ""Are you sure we should try anythin' else with explosives?" asked Apple Bloom. "I mean, we nearly destroyed half the town when we tried to be Cutie Mark Crusaders Pony Cannons. "

    Reminds me of chapter five of [url=http://www.fimfiction.net/story/35583/5/A-Jewel-of-a-Problem/First-Apologies]/url] ---A Jewel of a problem.

    #86 · Chapter 6 · 35w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Can't wait to see what Discord did to them. :rainbowlaugh:

    #87 · Chapter 6 · 35w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Is it strange that I started humming "When You're Evil" halfway through this?

    Anyway, great work as usual and I wish you a speedy (and painless) recovery.

    -Always wishing the best; CD

    :heart::heart::heart:

    #88 · Chapter 6 · 35w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Dat cliffhanger :twilightangry2:

    #89 · Chapter 2 · 35w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Oh Gawdammit. D: I was DRINKING something when I got to that! ;____; My keyboard! Drownded! D:

    #90 · Chapter 3 · 35w, 1d ago · · ·
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    :I Poor Celestia. XD Getting Trolled by a Chicken, a Dictionary, and A Silly Pony Junior. :P ...It's ok, Celestia, we'll set up a punching bag for you in the likeness of Chrysalis and you can beat it up as much as you like. ^^

    #92 · Chapter 4 · 35w, 1d ago · · ·
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    ... snap.

    #93 · Chapter 2 · 35w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Seven scattered all over Equestria?

    /me Gears up

    So...erm, do I get unlimited ammo or something? Hopefully I can find them naturally through the fraction and main quests.

    "How do we stop the demons?" asked Rarity.

    No Rarity, you are the demons

    and then rarity was a zombie.

    #94 · Chapter 6 · 35w, 1d ago · · ·
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    #96 · Chapter 6 · 35w, 1d ago · · ·
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    However, at that moment, a bizarre version of SOPA appeared which stated that nopony who has a pen name beginning with the letter 'B' can expressly describe that situation. As such, the details of what Twilight saw were lost forever.

    Dammit SOPAAAAAAA!

    SOPA: :trollestia:

    #97 · Chapter 6 · 35w, 1d ago · · ·
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    ha the cliffhanger of cliffhangers. I'm thinking either they've lost there wings and horns again or they switch bodies either way :unsuresweetie::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

    #98 · Chapter 6 · 35w, 1d ago · · ·
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    The evil CMC, Nightmare Moon and Discord? Now we just need Chrysalis, Pinkamena and Crazy Twilight! :pinkiehappy:

    Good chapter by the way.

    #99 · Chapter 6 · 35w, 1d ago · · ·
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    OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!

    A PLUSHIE!!!!!

    BACK THE HELL AWAY EVERYPONY! CELESTIA COMES HOME WITH ME RIGHT NAO!!!!

    #100 · Chapter 6 · 35w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Hey jacob im watching me troll you troll me troll you :derpytongue2::pinkiecrazy:

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