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Blueshift 299994

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    Rainbow Dash finds herself in the middle of an epic clash as Michael Jordan leads the forces of good in an attempt to stop Cobra Commander and his Evil League of Evil from destroying Equestria. Will Godzilla beat Voltron? Can the Care Bears out-stare the Decepticons? Is Ponyville about to get clobbered by King Kong?

    Mere mortal words cannot describe this titanic struggle. Just what IS going on?

    First Published
    29th Aug 2012
    Last Modified
    29th Aug 2012

    Comments ( 210 )

    #1 · 42w, 1d ago · · ·
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    NEEERRRD

    #2 · 42w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Blueshift why do you do this to yourself? :(

    #3 · 42w, 14h ago · · ·
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    MUST READ NOW. WILL COMMENT LATER.

    #4 · 42w, 14h ago · · ·
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    It needed to be done.

    #5 · 42w, 14h ago · · ·
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    #6 · 42w, 14h ago · · ·
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    You brilliant bastard.

    #7 · 42w, 14h ago · · ·
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    I...have no idea what you did.  Yes, I only read the description.  I'll get to this when I'm more awake...

    #8 · 42w, 14h ago · · ·
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    What about "Star Swirl" and "Navigator"?

    #9 · 42w, 14h ago · · ·
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    >>1178904

    MrBackpack agrees with this statement.

    #10 · 42w, 14h ago · · ·
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    :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

    Oh my gosh!! Same wavelength! Major same wavelength!! I was wondering when a story like this would pop up! Reading! NOW!!

    #11 · 42w, 14h ago · · ·
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    :rainbowhuh: Oh.... so that's what Arc was gushing like a school filly about.

    #12 · 42w, 14h ago · · ·
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    You're a winner <3

    #13 · 42w, 14h ago · · ·
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    Fucking epic.

    #14 · 42w, 14h ago · · ·
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    When I heard michael jordan, I thought Space Jam with ponies. Gawd that would be awesome.

    #15 · 42w, 14h ago · · ·
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    *Reads* :rainbowhuh: *Remembers song* :rainbowlaugh:

    VERY well done! To quote TheSlorg: You brilliant bastard.

    #16 · 42w, 14h ago · · 1 ·
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    At first I wasn't sure about this story, but then I got to the part where BRIAN BLESSED is a Planeteer.  I... I don't think I can say anything bad about this anymore.  I won't even grump about you using British (wrong) spelling instead of American.

    Thanks for the laughs!

    #17 · 42w, 14h ago · · ·
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    I expected Twilight to wake up and ask... "how drunk are you, Dash?"

    #18 · 42w, 13h ago · · ·
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    This is THE BEST THING EVER.

    #19 · 42w, 13h ago · · ·
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    I am seriously not drunk enough to comprehend this story. Man what.

    The inclusion of BRIAN BLESSED, however, makes it automatically amazing.

    #20 · 42w, 13h ago · · ·
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    What madness is this?

    This was insanity on rocket-powered clown shoes.

    This was crazy riding a flaming platypus.

    This was absolute sodding lunacy on a four-dimensional rollercoaster.

    And I enjoyed every second of it.

    #21 · 42w, 13h ago · · ·
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    This is amazing.

    #22 · 42w, 13h ago · · ·
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    I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered! My life is my own! :rainbowlaugh:

    #23 · 42w, 13h ago · · ·
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    Oh goodie. Another fic for teh featured box!

    #24 · 42w, 12h ago · · ·
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    People shall speak of this fic for years to come. Just. That. Hilarious! :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh:

    #25 · 42w, 12h ago · · ·
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    >>117891

    Don't worry, I am multi-fic juggling! I need to get the silly stuff out of my system though or it creeps into everything else

    #26 · 42w, 11h ago · · ·
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    #27 · 42w, 10h ago · · ·
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    You brilliant fellow

    I for one am so happy that there are others out there can take a good idea and make it their own. So tired of always seeing the same old stories with slendermane, assasin's creed, legend of Zelda, halo, and such.

    There is a whole world out there with wonderful and beloved characters just waiting to visit Equestria.

    Be it in the name of peace or hell.

    #28 · 42w, 10h ago · · ·
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    ............................Oh my god that was awesome.

    #29 · 42w, 10h ago · · ·
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    I'm starting to question my sanity... Good job! :pinkiecrazy:

    Well, time to put an ice pack on my head... again... God, my brain hurts. :derpyderp2:

    #30 · 42w, 9h ago · · ·
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    “I am not a number, I am a free mare! was that from the prisoner from iron maiden? still

    :yay::yay::yay::yay::yay:

    #31 · 42w, 9h ago · · ·
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    "I am not a number. I am a free mare!"

    This... I salute you.

    #32 · 42w, 7h ago · · ·
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    you forgot The Tick.

    #33 · 42w, 6h ago · · ·
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    So. Much. Win.:rainbowkiss:

    #35 · 42w, 6h ago · · ·
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    Unicron AND Galactus? Who gets to eat the planet?

    #36 · 42w, 6h ago · · ·
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    #37 · 42w, 6h ago · · ·
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    The Four wall has fallen, and Chaos has erupted enough to make even DIscord wet himself.

    #39 · 42w, 5h ago · · ·
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    Ashamed to say that I had to keep opening Google. Didn't stop me from breaking down in hysterics though.

    #40 · 42w, 5h ago · · ·
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    I... That.... It.... Wgfuknhl....

    Ow, my brain just died a little from overdoseing on epic. Thanks Blueshift, now I will never be able to cure cancer. Oh well, more time for ponies then.

    #41 · 42w, 5h ago · · ·
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    InstaFavorite because of title!

    #42 · 42w, 5h ago · · ·
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    >>1178896

    I saw this was up at 2 reads. I said to myself, within the first 5 posts, someone will link the song.

    Thank you for validating my beliefs in humanity sir.

    Thank you.

    #43 · 42w, 5h ago · · ·
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    That was the greatest thing I've ever read.

    #44 · 42w, 5h ago · · ·
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    Mr. T has the power of heart and is embarrassed about it? Seems legit. :rainbowkiss:

    #45 · 42w, 5h ago · · ·
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    This fic, although good, is Non-Cannon.

    The second Space Jam had Charles Barkley, Balthios (the octoroon grandson of Lebron James), Cyberdwarf (a space dwarf) and Barkleys son Hoops trying to prevent B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S from using the Ultimate B-Ball to perfrom a Chaos Dunk, which would wipe out the world's population.

    #46 · 42w, 5h ago · · ·
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    I lost track after the apparition of Magmar.

    #47 · 42w, 4h ago · · ·
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    :rainbowhuh: What is this, I don't even--

    #48 · 42w, 4h ago · · ·
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    hope jackie chan can win this time... or maybe RD cause ehhhh why not

    #49 · 42w, 4h ago · · ·
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    >>1178948

    No, I think you mean... You're Winner. Anyone who can guess what game that is from, gets nothing but respect.

    #50 · 42w, 4h ago · · ·
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    >>1180653

    Only the best game ever:

    Also, giant battle robots which transform into rocks is actually a thing. I'm not sure how to react to that.

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