Don't take drugs for the first time at a concert. Don't take more than one of something if you're doing it for the first time.
Don't be Rainbow Dash and ignore both of those rules. No, Dash, we said—
Ah. Oh well.
This should be fun.
Content Warning: Psychedelic drug use, vaguely sexy meta-text, overall weird
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I ate paper all the time in grade school, and nothing cool ever happened to me. This is fucking bullshit.
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maybe you forgot to season it with glue?
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*scoffs in caucasian*
Ponies doing drugs will never get old.
i came here expecting for some soarindash heat with my popcorn and this happened
i swear i will tell my mother about how you bullied me
edit: my mom grounded me cos she saw my browsing history while i showed her this
This is indeed a meme..
Funny that I’ve read this on 4/20.
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they're putting chemicals in the water that turn the fricking ponies gay
Stumbled upon this one lol a pretty good quick read. I take it that the musical duo were inspired by Lightning Bolt? In which case yeah that would explain her...rather unnerving reaction.
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PLS HHHAAHAHAHA SAME TBH