In order to ensure Prince Blueblood does not threaten the security of the royal line of succession, Princesses Celestia and Luna devise a plan to remove the problem. Unfortunately, this involves removing Blueblood's balls.
In order to save his stallion-hood, Blueblood calls upon his friend and mane-stylist, Zephyr Breeze, to save him. Their solution? Get hitched.
Warning: This is a wacky fic, so there will be crazy character pairings and everyone is going to be at least a little out of character. Really, a lot of them will be way out of character. You have been warned.
Rated teen for swears and innuendos.
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A masterpiece. Well done. Μπράβο!
What... The... Fuck...
Great writing I gotta day, but wow what a twist.
I want to frame this.
OH SHIT.
I don't even care what happens next, I've lost. Congratulations, you madman.
Holy guacamole, Rainbow Dash. Just... wow.
At first I thought she was confronting him in support of Fluttershy or her parents, but of course Rainbow Dash would find a way to make it all about herself.
Here lies, Princess Twilight Sparkle.
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I was holding it together until "two wine coolers", and then I lost it.
I sensed absolute madness. So here I am.
Huh when you realy think about it Blue blood and Zephyr breeze being friends just makes so much sense. Thank you, this is now my head canon.
Haha, great job!
Have an upvote!
You know, for a "Random" story, this is really quite coherent. It flows well. I'd go so far as to say the main characters are excellently written. The supporting cast is a little insane, but that's where the random tag comes in, eh? That, and the ending, which took the train to straight to Crazytown.
I absolutely love how you kept Blueblood's and Zephyr's flawed personalities and still made them likeable—in a believable way! That's always a treat to see.
All I find myself smiling and repeating my head is: YES.
Yes to this, yes to everything about this. This is beautiful and I’m not even half way through. Take my metaphorical money, damn it!
Oh honey, you’re not going to divorce. (/s)
I need this on my tombstone.
I stand by this being one of the best things I’ve ever read.
For shame, Fuckershy, for shame. That is your father down there.
(I just can’t get over how good this book is)
I don’t know whether to say:
OF 👏 FUCKING 👏 COURSE
Or:
TOO 👏 FUCKING 👏 RIGHT
So I’ll say both.