In a bar somewhere in Griffonstone, Gilda tells the tale of the best and worst relationship of her life.
Entry into Bicyclette's Crackship Contest 2022
Thanks to Mitch H and Solstice Shimmer for editing.
Cover image based on this image by PyroPk
“For a relationship that should have been acid all the way down, I like that there was some genuine connection at the heart of it. Beneath about fifty layers of acid, of course. They're sweethearts really.”
“This is peak Gilda.”
I really like this ship I could honestly see it working, gilda someone who hides her feeling behind a mask of tough no nonsense indifferent while zephyr is a pony who hides his feeling and insecurities behind a mask of false confidence to the point of self delusion, it make for interesting ship hope you do more
Okay I was going to be frank about this I kind of like the ship it between Gilda and Zephyr Breeze although it would be awkward that Gilda scared Fluttershy back in season 1 but anyway somehow Gilda actually let her guard down when Zephyr was around despite that he is a smooth talker but somehow she likes about him the only Pony aside from rainbow who actually likes her but it was a tragic one because they broke up and everything so that's sad maybe someday they will see each other maybe in the positive way this was a pretty good story keep up the good work
This is peak Gilda.
I do love how a creature with a beak takes a while to process pony kisses. Lips are weird when you stop to think about them from a non-mammalian perspective.
Brilliant use of alternating narrators. Gilda's definitely more reliable, but not completely. Between the two of them, it's fascinating to see the tragedy play out. Thank you for a great read, and best of luck in the judging.
Heeeey, looks like I wasn't the only one who had the crazy idea of shipping Gilda and Zephyr. Except my take on it, had I ever written it, was more comical and involved Rainbow deliberately setting the two up so to, in her words, "get them both to stop trying to hit on me."
I kinda of like this take better though, approaches it a bit more seriously and thus a bit more believably. Dunno if I'd go as far as calling their breakup a tragedy or even really all that sad even, seeing neither of them seemed to be that especially heartbroke about it. Gilda's right--Zephyr's too much of a player to ever really get that attached, so he's more unfazed by it. Meanwhile, Gilda grew a little attached...but not so much that she couldn't see the writing on the wall in the end and choose to call it off herself, so in a way, I'd say it was mutual in the end (assuming Zephyr wasn't so much of an airhead, but what can ya do?).
Anyway, it was an amusing little tale. The opposing narrators are what really sell it.
This is satisfying in the most bittersweet way. Love this type of story. Characterization of both Zehpyr and Gilda are on point, especially Zephyr. The way he plays himself up in the narration, but you can see a hint of self-awareness with stuff like him choosing to tell about the feathers-or-fur exchange.
Well, that was a really good read. First person can be a bit difficult but the characterizations are so accurate that I always knew who was narrating without putting much thought into it. And while it was a bit sparse in detail that was a benefit as it allowed my imagination to quickly fill in blanks while reading. The pacing was also tight and consistent, and at no point did I feel fatigued or bored in reading.
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Oh my goodness these two are dumpster fires and I love it. I absolutely love these two together. You nailed the characterization of both of them, I had no trouble seeing these two as their canon counterparts. I adored the narration, it was so companionable in how both Zeph and Gilda tell the story, which was just super appealing to read. Absolutely banger fic.
Thank you for the read~!
hehe, they're birds! makes sense
oof, love how true this is given what we've seen of the show! great observation
dang, Gilda isn't pulling any punches here!
hey, this is supposed to be a crackship! you are making this pair make way too much sense!
oof, perhaps the worst thing you could say to Rainbow, i love it
agh, this really reminds me of the Wallflower x Skystar fic i was working on, where i got really stuck on how a horse and a bird could kiss. well, there's the answer!
augh, i can just picture Posey Shy doing exactly this. love it!
ugh, i already hate his face for all these nicknames, and these are just the canon ones!
hehe, she is a chick! get it?
i like to believe that Zephyr's brain literally deletes any of the negative reactions to his advances from his memory. oh wait, that's an awesome story idea! anyway, this is great
augh, loving this view of the ponies through other species' eyes!
aww, but that sounds so cute!
haha, love this payoff to Zephyr's assumptions earlier
nice
oh no, it's Fluttershy's room, isn't it?
hahaha, oof, that is so Zephyr i love it
aww, the disappointment! but wow, what kind of a story would that have been!
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definitely explains Rainbow's absurdly nice Cloudominium
indeed, all the ponies in that town are, and i quote, "crazy"
haha, i knew it!
loving this insight into pony/griffon cultural differences
augh, that is so perfectly Zephyr-ly hateable, i love it
that definitely struck me, too!
haha, it's funny how they're both six-limbed creatures, isn't it?
so true!
dang, that is some very good self-reflection right there! i am impressed, Gilda!
this really does feel like a Rarity solution to some fashion problem in a canon episode, i love it!
i can't wait to see how this actually went outside of Zephyr's imagination
perfection
love how this ties in so well with "Flutter Brutter"!
augh, you took the one respective episode these characters were in and just squeezed so much out of them, it fills me with jeal! i loved this so much! these characters, their screwed-up chemistry, the comedic timing of its many comedic bits, the bittersweetness of the few moments of heaviness, the exposition about pony and griffon culture flowing so naturally with the story, all of it was so amazing and perfect! like, this might be a perfect fic? i can't think of any part of it that you did not absolutely smash out of the park. thank you so much for it!
For a relationship that should have been acid all the way down, I like that there was some genuine connection at the heart of it. Beneath about fifty layers of acid, of course. They're sweethearts really.
This tied into canon to an alarmingly seamless degree, I admire the dedication. A really fun ship and a really fun fic!
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