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I clicked on this for one reason and one reason only. WHAT IN CELESTIA'S NAME IS WITH THAT COVER IMAGE
I may need to bleach my brain...
This.
Pleases.
Me.
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The same reason I clicked...
(I was hoping for a R63d Spike)
Great job :) One thing though, I'm pretty Fluttershy wouldn't be talking about Spike's butt. Just my criticism. Favorited
This is a very interesting read. Good humor and dialogue, nothing too out of character (except Spike, but that's kinda the point
). Really interested in where this will go. Is this gonna be clop or not?
i cannot wait to see what RD thinks of spike.
This is extremely well written, and you've got a gift to put a pony on the spot.
So far I am enjoying it, keep it up.
1136431 Ah see, I was NOT looking for that, r63 or otherwise. Spike is my favourite character after Twilight but as far as I'm concerned my view mature button is unchecked. That means I don't want an image of Spike in speedos to appear when I'm looking for stories, thank you very much. The fact that I've replied to your comment means I've had to see it TWICE, so with that in mind I'm going to beat my head in with a crowbar until I forget it, excuse me...
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Yup gonna favorite this, although I suggest you change the cover pic. Unless of course you plan to make this a clopfic. If not, change it.
I love that Spike pic
Nice fic here. Like to see where it goes from here.
Thank you so much for making Spike as clueless as possible.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
....Is that a pic of female Spike or something? I get from your description that it's male, but that picture....
1136511 that says what eveeyine is thinking
You will pen more of this. The gods demand it.
Oh this is going to be SOOOOO GOOOOD!!!!!
I'm with AJ, I just can't figure out if it's on purpose or not.
...Mother of Celestia... SO MUCH WIN! A upvote+favorite+
Enjoy...and for the love of everything in Equestria MOAR!!!!
That cover art. I just... I have to rinse my eyeballs. In bleach. On Mount Doom.
This is amazing! Hilariously amazing. Poor clueless Spike, Twilight seemed to have skipped an important life lesson.
Love it. Love the cover pic. Grown-up, androgynous spike is hawt. >.>;
spike sure gonna get some pie
Poor Spike is so oblivious to all these advances. It's gloriously awkward!
Sooooo, once he does finally figure it out, his reaction will obviously be this: Well... I'm ok with this! Ok ladies, form a line! Plenty of Sexy Spike for everypony!
Rainbow Dash is right up front of course.
But Rarity is jealous!
And Twilight (the most oblivious pony in all Equestria who had no idea anything was going on) walks in, "What the buck is all the moaning and screaming in he...
*her brain breaks*
Wait, so Spike learned all his moves from drunk Twilight? Either she has some interesting books somewhere, or she's not as innocent as she seems...
...
I cannot adequately describe the amount of cringe and confusion this fic caused me. I don't know whether to congratulate you or curse you for that achievement.
If you'll excuse me, I think I'll go indulge in some single combat to cure both afflictions.
1136453 I've got scenes planned out if I do make it mature, but I'm still not sure yet.
1138038 I was actually going to make it a harem. But I don't think too many people would like that.
1138433 That's... a good thing, right? Right, a pat on the back for me then.
I won't be changing the cover pic unless one of the admins tell me to. I'm enjoying it way too much.
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Alrighty. I'd enjoy it either way, but I was kinda curious. With the way the story seems to be going, it'd be real easy to go clop with this.
1138592 Dragons are into that sort of thing. They're perverts. Why else do you think they always want virgins for sacrifices?
1138708 Oh, so that's why. Well then I'll have to put some serious consideration into getting Spike into all sorts of perverted situations. Ty for the feedback.
this is jus my comment before i read. that cover pic...wow. is it wrong that im a bit turned on by that pic.
*Saw the description, became interested.*
*Looked over at the cover art, jumped out of my chair in shock and confusion and nearly cracked my head open on the bed frame.*
why is borderline porn acceptable for a cover pic/
I can't decide if I'm confused or amused, either way this is hilarious.
As long as it doesn't degrade into shameless clop, I whole-heartedly approve of Swag-Spike
Um...wow...COUNT me in! Also Spike IS sexy in that image!
I'm just going to be one of the many to say this....
That speedo is just a few sizes too small.
The cover pic brought me in here. Because damn... oiled-up sexy Spike.
The writing earned all my laughter
and all my George Takei "Oh MY"s 
and all my respect 
This one deserves th featured box, no question.
1139005
Not for Spike the Ken Doll.
1138891 lolnope
JHEEZUSS GUISE IT'S ONLY A SMEXY POSE.
http://www.eyebleach.com/
1138592 I was actually going to make it a harem. But I don't think too many people would like that.
I WOULD!
Good gawd. All the innuendos! I approve.
There is something really creepy about that pic man, really creepy. Story is funny though.
Oh jeez, the clueless Spike is the best Spike. Should you decide to go into 'ze clop zone', please put it off for as long as possible.
Also, clicked the story because I honestly couldn't tell that Spike was male from the pic till speedo.
Damn it spike! Your swag is going unstable!
Meh
This is so wrong yet I can't look away....
Twilight get a taser and protect your brother's virginity or be a total bitch and literally cock block everyone of her friends for the lols...
Wait...I just figured out Twilights plan.
Turn Spike into a irresistible piece on meat that can make a mare crazy with lust just from a cuddle and a some words. (Which she trained him to do.) Then prevent any mares from getting it on with spike because its funny.
Celestias faithful student indeed.....
Eeyup.
1139040I agree. DAMN COVER PICS!!!
This is just going to be too damn funny.