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Ineteresting to note. There is an erotic supplement for roleplaying games. For any system or game. I've seen it in person myself.
So no. I am not shocked that this is a thing.
Twilight is super autistic and amazing and if you disagree or want to make a statement about autism please don't. I'm happy and I don't want that ruined! Autistic Twilight for the win! Best character!
Edit: Thank you to everyone who disagreed with what I said and did not make a statement about it. That means alot to me and was very kind of you. Thank you
My first thought was "fix the plumbing". My second thought was that Ponyville was probably in need of an actual plumber following 360 Degrees of Saturation.
Ah, they found a copy of F.A.T.A.L.
I nearly choked laughing at this one several times.
Yeah, but somepony, somewhere has it now. Most likely air-delivered, on a day henceforth to be memorialized in the family history as The Day The Eggplant Miraculously Fell From The Sky.
(Later) Oh, Gods. She's playing 5E. They're doomed. At least they ruled out Diplomacy. That's what caused the last Alicorn/Alicorn battle. And Pepper is still banned, except in certain circumstances.
Amber Diceless Roleplaying Game
The game is unusual in that no dice are used in resolving conflicts or player actions; instead a simple diceless system of comparative ability, and narrative description of the action by the players and gamemaster, is used to determine how situations are resolved.
This contrasts with Aftermath, which had a 2 page flowchart to help players keep track of the combat system
& I'd rate it "Teen" not "M", as it's nongraphic
Yes! More Geek-light Sparkle.
oh my chaotic good god
Also! The idea of the 'secretive magic order thing' that all Urban Fantasies need for some reason being totally unaware of the important magical goings-on is hilarious and needs to be done somewhere.
Amazing
"So, I saw the mess you made last night."
The words woke Twilight far more effectively than the Wake-Up juice, partly because of some of the juice ended up in her lungs. "What?" She managed.
"Your O&O stuff." Spike casually shrugged, knowing Twilight wouldn't notice how oddly forced it was for a casual shrug. "You left it all over the place. I put most of it in the basement."
"Oh," a relieved Twilight said. "Thanks, Spike." Unsuspecting, she raised her cup to drink again.
Spike waited, let her begin swallowing the first drop and then asked innocently "what's an orgasm of opportunity?"
The Wake-Up juice made it all the way to the far wall.
Recommend "Knights Of The Dinner Table"
The adventures of role playing group that plays "Hackmaster"
Can't seem to get the site to put in a link
Delightfully amusing. And Twilight's sadly deluded if she thinks she can keep her relationship a secret in Ponyville.
Since this isn't part of the Triptych continuity, I presume this is strictly a one shot? I certainly wouldn't mind seeing further developments (especially after Twilight's friends find out - I suspect the urge to meddle in the affairs of others is as strong a drive in Ponies as in humans.
)
Come to think of it, would role-playing games in Equestria would get magic wrong in quite the same way fantasy roleplaying games on our world? If magic is the norm, what's the fantastical alternative? It strikes me that either (if trying for "realism") they'd get practical magic wrong the way roleplaying games get the use of actual weapons wrong, or if fantastic ("magic that we don't know") the way science fiction games get science wrong. Just making up an entirely different rule system for magic would be something for really gonzo games, like a game in which you can assemble a working laser cannon out of root vegetables...
And here I thought it was going to start with a Prench maid outfit.
I think this link is appropriate to mention.
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Especially after that comment.
Imagine the shapes you'd have to contort your body into, especially if you treated each limb as a separate character
Would probably wind up similar to most games of Twister
Literally snorted with laughter here.
Well done. This was cute and fun =D
Does it make me weird, or just genre-savvy, that my first thought was she needs to add 'and visitors' to that sign.
Having finished the story, I realize it makes me wrong genre-savvy. And possibly weird, too.
Absolutely nerdy yet also irresistibly adorable!
Some good laughs to be had here; nicely done. :D
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Seconding the recommendation, though I've not read them in a while.
And here you go!
Wikipedia page
Website
Nice to see it all worked out!
And Spike knew already. Of course he does.
And there's the question of who else totally suspects.
In my imagination, this is the same continuity as No Pepper. And both of those are the same continuity as Anchor Foal: A Romantic Cringe Comedy.
I have no reason to believe that this is the case, there's zero evidence of any kind, but I nonetheless choose to believe it. Mostly because it pleases me to think that while Fleur is going on her journey of discovery and tragedy, Twilight Sparkle don't care because Twilight Sparkle is boinking Luna silly, and Celestia is ignoring Fleur because she's busy dealing with the impossible shenanigans of the two.
(Raises finger to object)
(Thinks about it)
(Lowers finger)
Carry on.
Dammit, Estee.
I believe I know what this particular tome of evil repute is.
...God help me.
10044680 Supposedly a few print copies were made, but today it's hard to even find definitive confirmation of that, let alone one of them.
Well, we're reading about this, so no luck there.
Even stunned as she was, Twilight couldn't help but say, "Decimation refers to ten percent being executed."
"Ah," said the uniformed mare. "I see you prefer the merciful version of the punishment."
As long as Nightmare Night candy doesn't have to be served on one, I'm okay with this.
... Hold on. I know cinema's in its infancy in this world, but hackneyed porn plots are performed live? I assume there's more implication involved. And hopefully no overabundance of adverbs.
Oh no. Given the story and chapter titles... Oh no.
... Huh. A hybrid of the two? The mind boggles. And I can only imagine what Twilight thought of the Pathfinder equivalent.
I've never played, but I have heard stories.
This explains so much about the local World of Darkness. And not just because of Eeyorus's perpetual cloud cover.
*awkward coughing in card games*
I know, different multiverse, but still.
Ah. Now that I have tried to run. We had whiteboards. They barely helped.
Yes, burning that book is the only rational choice. And if they ever track down who made it, the outcome will assuredly be fatal.
I see Twilight tried to leave a threatened square.
Great fun from start to finish. The fact that Luna actually went along with it speaks volumes about their relationship, to say nothing of how they were able to actually make it work. I expect a Pinkie party within the week. Thank you for a hilarious read.
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I can, unfortunately, confirm the existence of at least one of them.
One of my best friend's uncles was big into tabletop and we had to go through it after he died. He had stuff that we'd never even heard of.
Like, seriously; some of it was so obscure and esoteric we would have had to use a Ouija board to find out more about them.
And...well...The Handbook Of Eldritch Disgust that is the topic of conversation here was in the boxes.
And yes, it had been from an actual publisher.
I read it. Against my better judgement, I read it.
I was a younger man, then.
I became an old man very quickly after opening the book.
That...thing...is how I came to learn that there is no such thing as "Natural Goodness" in mankind.
They say Shining Armor is a goddamn moron. What they don't say is that it runs in the family...
*rolls two 20’s*
“HEY!!! STOP STARING AT MY CRITS!!!”
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I feel disastrously curious about this, I have to admit. Any keywords I might search for, or is it really that obscure that even google dare not reveal its secrets..?
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I think shiny would have understand it, then again I think cadence is always up for roleplaying
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Especially when pizza is involved, if fanart of her is to be believed.
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well she the goddess of love, and I bet also of lust, I figure she super kinky
This is so Twilight. Luna is really patient with her, I like it.
And Spike is one to talk, he frequently play O&O with Big Mac and Discord, thought I am not certain it would ever happen in the Tripytch universe.
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Peetzer is indeed her portfolio.
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Such a search might be considered FATAL.
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10044784 Had a friend in college much like that. Collected about everything anybody put out on RPGs, and was trying to make his own. Even rolled up a character on his system once. Took a whole day. We never did run a game on it. D&D 3.0 and 3.5 was our forever base. Never did get *that* expansion (sorry) pack.
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Indeed.
Utterly and completely so.
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I would advise against it; it's...sick.
I've been on the internet a long, long time; I have witnessed the seedy underbellies of Tumblr, elements of the deepweb, and the Eldritch abomination of weaponized pseudo-autism of 4Chan. I have seen things that would make my Grandfather, the saltiest old bastard I have ever known, God rest him, go "That's just nasty".
This particular sourcebook...well, certainly not the worst thing I have ever seen, but definitely up there.
The worst part about it is the fact that it was a serious attempt at making an actual tabletop game.
For actual people to actually play.
Let me say it again
A serious attempt at an actual tabletop game for actual people to actually play.
It isn't hard to look up and find; I just warn you against it.
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I heard this third hand on the internet, so treat it with the skepticism it deserves. Supposedly when Gary Gygax was creating Dungeons & Dragons he initially wanted to base its magic on historical beliefs and systems. But, when he did his research every form of magic he learned about had deep cultural and religious meaning to its practitioners. He decided that using any of them as the basis for the one in the game would be disrespectful. This is one of the reasons he based it on the works of Jack Vance because it was a style of magic that was 100% original and fictional.
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Yeah, Uncle Ted was a lot like that. Swore up and down for years that he was coming up with something that would, to quote, "knock Wizards and Paizo on their sorry nerd asses" and collected every sourcebook he could get his cigarette-stained little fingers on.
We eventually found his system amongst the poorly-sorted wreckage of the myriad other games.
It was...like...Monopoly mixed with Magic the Gathering, topped with a twist of Warhammer Fantasy complexity and a dash of some Korean mythos with a subtle flavoring of Dieselpunk.
That is quite literally the only way I can describe it.
The PlayMaster (his version of a DM) had to use a Magic 8 Ball, as well.
No, I am not joking.
Nick wanted to at least try it out to honor his uncle, give his unfinished masterpiece a whirl.
We never got past the character creation stage.
To this day, I sometimes wonder if Uncle Ted wasn't doing an exercise in absurdity just to mess with people.
The numerous rejection letters from various game companies that we found politely telling him nobody would be able to figure his game out stabs a harpoon in that whale.
... and this was the moment that, as a D&D player, this story became a horror story...
more specifically, twilight be crazy, 3.5 is clearly the best system in it's history. the fifth one might be easier to get into(and identical in most respects), but once you've gotten into it, there's nothing more to get. no depth, no content, nothing to play with in the mechanics, no room for personal expression. the magic is stiflingly strict, the classes so limiting in their choices, of the feats, only a few might be useful, and of those, none are as fun and enabling as the best of the 3.5 feats.
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I'm going to have to call shenanigans on the idea of Gygax showing respect for anybody. My stories are also third-hand, but unlike yours they're backed up by what tabletop enthusiasts mean when they call something "Gygaxian" even now, years after his death.
Twi, you need to get the game of demigods, where your character is an mythic hero with divine might: Exalted. Solves all your problems there.
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The (theoretical) stated point of FATAL was to give people with urges to commit violent sexual acts an outlet that didn't involve actually doing them.
The usual followup joke is that it works, by redirecting any and all violent impulses towards the asshat that made the system.
Edit: As in, if FATAL were about cuddly bunnies competing for snuggles, the layout and insane pointless disorganised rules would still drive anyone that read it into the night shrieking. Unfortunately, it's about bizarre rape fantasies, interspersed with deliberately offensive quotations from ancient thinkers and pedantic digressions about stupid crap.
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I don't know about anything else, but a specially made 8-Ball would be a cool prop for a DM instead of dice.
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In No Pepper, Luna clearly ships TwiLestia.
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That only proves that Luna is weird, not that my headcanon is invalid! Don't take this from me!
What was the prompt?