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"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

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Twilight wakes up one morning, and she can't say a word. Neither, for that matter, can anypony else. In fact, all the sound in Ponyville seems to have gone overnight. Is there a logical explanation for this? Probably not. An illogical one? Maybe...

Written as the last in a loosely connected connected trilogy, which also includes Twilight And Friends Can't Stop Rhyming and Twilight The Phraseologist .

All are standalone stories you can safely read independently of each other, so you don't have to read them to understand this.

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LOL, Kirin time times 1,000. This is the best! Poor everypony, though! O_O

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Thanks! :raritystarry:


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It's not bad, but this is my favourite of their many hits.

9615576 I'm just going to put this here

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Very topical. Here's something else... :moustache:

Coincidentally, darkness is an old friend of mine. How else would we be able to see the stars?

Nine seasons...






And I still like the theme song! :pinkiehappy::trollestia:

Delightfully mad little tale. Thank you for it.

A wonderful read.
the narrative reminds me of the books i used to read.
Fun fact: the 200th eps./twilight seven was co-written by the voice actors. nearly everything that happened in the episode came from them.
So looking at the ending of this Fanfic they got more than a raise.
Well done, thank you for writing a terrific story

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Who’s Nicolette Sheridan? You mean Kelly? Sorry, not trying to be rude.

...But make some cocoa first. (And hey, pour me some!)

This was all a trick... to get some cocoa!

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I love that song! Disturbed's version is good, too:

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"Hello, darkness, my old friend..."

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Mine is Mrs. Robinson:

Although, I'd stay away from the ones marked with a red 'M'... especially if you're young or of an impressionable mind. Let's just say, some doors... should never be opened. shiver

Oh Trust me I avoid those at all cost I never wanna see those kind of stories in My Little Pony I mean what the heck is wrong with these people with this dirty mind 🤢

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