You can find anything you want to eat in Sugarcube Corner, but what happens if someone comes along who wants something awful?
What you do is you take justice into your own hands.
A tale of horror and more than the recommended daily dose of sugar.
A quick comedy written in one sitting. Best served cold.
A submission for RockstarRaccoon's Nightmare Night in April: Horror Write Off
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This was... The most awesome thing I have read in a long time. And the ending killed me with laughter.
That was incredible. Pinkie can really do
thirdfirstpinke-perspective really wellFluttershy imparts the scariest stuff in this...other than theoretical near manslaughter.
You tell 'em Twi! Everyone gets that part wrong!
And goddamn, the Cakes are lucky as all heck that they haven't been sued into oblivion over Pinky's attempted murder.
I don't think she's heard about second breakfast...
I'm more flustered than amused. Diabetes runs in my mom's side of the family. And Pinkie's ignorance of obvious indications of a severe medical condition almost killed someone. Sorry, but I don't find that amusing.
"I miss home, where everything made sense and the weather was scheduled properly."
"I don't even know where to begin breaking down that sentence."
Aren't those the not-horses from the casino planet in The Last Jedi?
Bit of an ironic emoji, but the point stands.
Lovely touch with Sunset relishing high-fiber foods as a way to approximate her Equestrian diet.
I can't be too horrified by Pinkie. If a diabetic goes into a place called Sugarcube Corner, she's already asking for trouble.
In any case, this was hilariously wrong in all the right ways. Thank you for it.
"It was a dark and stormy night... suddenly, a shot rang out!"
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I only regret that I have but one upvote to give to this story. Thanks for the laughs!
That ending :)
--Amused Spade
This was such an awesome read!! Really great job my dude!
Funny but I didn't shit my pants.
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Both of my parents were diabetic. And while Pinkie's being too blase about it for my taste, to be fair, the woman didn't give ANY indication that she was diabetic. She just sounded like she was being extremely picky, and Pinkie's not a mind reader. Nor is she cruel. If she had told her that she was diabetic, she most likely would have accommodated her without trouble.
god i fucking love you magnet
This was great. I had a blast reading this. And that ending...
Damn it, Pinkie.
...Why would you go to a sweet shop if you're diabetic? Sort of with Pinkie on this one. Also, this was hilarious.
Pank Pastry strikes again!!.