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DougtheLoremaster


You can't give up your laughter, cause you're scared of a little pain~. Writing to relieve PTSD. Enjoy my misery <3 you all. Discord: dougtheloremaster

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Luna attempts to bake a cake for Celestia's birthday. What could possibly go wrong?


EVERYTHING

9532555
we have a winner! /)
thank you for taking the time to read it. I hope you enjoyed it.

Umm, hello Celestia? Uh castle on fire?

9532816
ahem. Cake. That is all.
/) hope you enjoyed it!

One thing's for sure...
That cake is sure out of this world.
I mean, such a stellar achievement by Luna.
(You can hate me now, i don't regret it)

9533450
<3 it, so true,
/) gladyou enjoyed it.
9533285
<3 /) yus

Hmmmmm...... Where is the Two Hoof's up button?

Why could luna not just summon a cake then pretend she made it. If any of you remember "A Royal Problem" with the pancakes, Luna should know that she can't cook.

9534057
sometimes, a person or in this case pony, feels that going through the effort for a loved one is worth it. This story actually came from my first time using a stove to bake a cake. Though a burning castle wasn't involved.
Luna wanted it to be heartfelt.
Love even between family can make someone do some very...misguided things.
Thank you for reading
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9534380
i draw a LOT of inspiration from the fandom
/) hope you enjoyed it

Happening upon one such book she opened it and read off the list of ingredients out loud. "Okay so I need the following."
2 cups all-purpose flour
2 cups sugar
3/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
2 teaspoons baking powder
1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon espresso powder
1 cup milk
1/2 cup vegetable oil
2 large eggs
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
1 cup boiling water

And don't forget garnishes such as...

Fish-shaped crackers
Fish-shaped candies
Fish-shaped solid waste
Fish-shaped dirt
Fish-shaped ethylbenzene
Pull-and-peel licorice
Fish-shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment-shaped sediment
Candy-coated peanut butter pieces (shaped like fish)
1 cup lemon juice
Alpha resins
Unsaturated polyester resin
Fiberglass surface resins and volatile malted milk impoundments
9 large egg yolks
12 medium geosynthetic membranes
1 cup granulated sugar
An entry called: "How to Kill Someone with Your Bare Hands"
2 cups rhubarb, sliced
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb
1 tbsp. all-purpose rhubarb
1 tsp. grated orange rhubarb
3 tbsp. rhubarb, on fire
1 large rhubarb
1 cross borehole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb
2 tbsp. rhubarb juice
Adjustable aluminum head positioned
Slaughter electric needle injector
Cordless electric needle injector
Injector needle driver
Injector needle gun
Cranial caps



Portal rules!

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