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You can't give up your laughter, cause you're scared of a little pain~. Writing to relieve PTSD. Enjoy my misery <3 you all. Discord: dougtheloremaster

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In the Crystal Empire, Flurry Heart has gotten her cutiemark and it's an...apple?
Why is that so funny to Twilight?

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Cadence a tribalist?

9528666
Yes, yes she is.
Sidenote: had to actually google that word. Learn something new everyday.

9528673
lol made you learn. Also, I'm not sure what to call a pony who dislikes other ponies that are not part of their group. I mean, I suppose unicorns, pegasi, and earthponies are usually referred to as pony tribes anyway

9528693
I like it. It's fun to learn and this is based on a semi plausible theory i have regarding alicorns and the princesses. I just felt like being silly.

I love this story Ima favorite

9528702
If it made you laugh,chuckle, giggle, or snort happily, It was worth writing. Thank you for reading it! You are right about the Crystal ponies. The irony is off the charts at this point I would say.

9528707
That means a lot thank you! /)

9528673
and she rule a kingdom of shiny earth ponys.....

9528713
If it doesn't destroy Alderaan like in Anthology 5 (or was it 6?) It doesn't count.

9528714
welcome to the irony hour! I'll be your host and enjoy the ride.~

I don't know quite where I burst out laughing in this story, but I did. Cute little thing.

How did Starlight guess it was an apple? Other than that, it was a very funny story.

9528784
as an irony because crystal ponies are earthponies. Aside from that....maybe pinkie gave her the script to cheat on the sly for some icing.

9528784
Starlight can move cutie marks about remember, she probably "borrowed" the mark from a Apple family member.

9528784
Starlight can move cutie marks about remember, she probably "borrowed" the mark from a Apple family member.

Why was Cadence a tribalist? What purpose does it serve for the story? This also has nothing to do with Flurry's cutie mark, but rather a bet made centering around it which is not treated as the main focus of the story's premise.

9528884
well the description shows it to be about why twilight finds it funny. the tribalist is because of complete irony of Crystal ponies all being earthponies. You'll notice i left flurry out of main characters for a reason.

Funny of Twilight to have HER LITTLE BROTHER Spike send that letter.

9528948
she hatched spike from an egg that celestia said should never have been able to hatch. She literally raised Spike. From my view, she is his mother. Though hey, that's just my point of view. You are welcome to yours. Thank you for reading.

:duck: Spikey told me about her cutie mark
:yay: and the explanation is perfect
:ajsmug: Something about shootin blanks
:pinkiegasp: Shining had an accident on the confidence course
:rainbowderp: ouch! Low jumped a high barbed wire fence!
:applecry: So Big Mac filled in where Shining should of been
:twilightoops: no way!
:moustache: yes way - It would of been more awkward if I did the deed, But Rarity has dibs anyways :raritystarry:
:facehoof: Why do I even try...
:eeyup: No problems on this end
:twilightoops::rainbowlaugh:

9528965
I...love that
thank you for reading and enjoying it!
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Starlight SO used her magic to give Flurry that cutie mark.

As she slammed her powerful hind legs into a tall apple tree, Celestia roared at them. "Oh go ahead and laugh! I'll get you for this Starlight!"

You’re the one who agreed to this, Celestia.

9529127
Ha suck it Celestia

9528970
fun fun fun :pinkiehappy:

:duck:Fluttershy wants me to have Spikeys foals just to see how cute they'll be

9529186
Not personally my ship, but Rarity you tell Fluttershy whatever is on YOUR heart, is what will happen. /)

Overall this was a very funny fic. A part of me sees the Princesses having a bet over what Flurry Heart’s cutie mark would be. And yes, I can totally imagine Starlight magic-ing up a cutie mark for her to win the bet.

My only complaint about this fic is Cadance reacting to her daughter’s cutie mark as a “wretched Earth Pony cutie mark.” It feels a bit out of character for Cadance to have that kind of attitude towards Earth Pony cutie marks, considering that most (if not all) Crystal Ponies are Earth.

9529541
it's meant as irony. Honestly nothing more. Glad you enjoyed the fiction, however please don't take it all too seriously. /)

I think Starlight cheated and gave her that Cutie Mark using her power over Cutie Mark magic to move a random Apple family Cutie Mark to Flurry for a day or two until Celestia did the farm work.

Either that, or like someone said below...Cadance cheated. Everyone thinks Shining is the father...and it's really Big Mac. Explains the insane super strength when she was just born. I mean, seriously, being able to pull Pinkie Pie and so many others across a room without magic? That is Big Mac level strength.

9529541
i have gotten a lot of comments about that....so let me fix it. /)
thank you for reading and glad you enjoyed it.

9530375
truly glad you enjoyed my story~
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9528884
ADHD, the story.

Need to have AJ to go up to the Crystal Empire and teach Flurry Heart all that there is to know about being a true apple famer now... and have her love it much to Cadence's horror.

9531442
<3 it, perfect~
/) glad you enjoyed it!

9528811
So you are saying, you think Starlight gave Flurry Heart one of the Apple Family's cutie marks to win a bet against celestia? That seems a bit extreme, then again, Starlight has probably done more pathetic things.

Spike breathed an emerald flame on the scroll and shrugged. "You're not my mom, but she is!"

Have some nitpicking no one will ever ask for:


Also, poor Flurry.
She get's her Cutie Mark, but Celestia get's all the attention.
Maybe she will get so angry about this she will turn into the Season 9 villian.
Spoiler for Season 9: I mean, we had already seen she get's in contact with Sombra, who could teach her a thing or two...

9533368
except i mean, she literally gave life to him by hatching an egg celestia herself has said should not have held anything. Twilight raised spike from birth, blood ain't thicker than water, though again that's my thoughts. Yours may vary.
/) hope you got a laugh, regardless, thanks for reading.

Cadence wrapped her wings around her face to hide her blush. "Yes, my daughter, Princess Flurry Heart of the Crystal empire has an apple for a cutiemark! My daughter, a Royal Alicorn, has an Earthpony cutiemark!"

*cough*Flim and Flam*cough*

I going to say one of AJ great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grand father give his appleseeds to ever female he could......

9831464
interesting concept.
Hope you enjoyed it~

9831467
I did the first time and then 2nd time and on the 3rd time,

9831470
Wonderful! I am so glad you enjoyed it.
Feel free to check out my other stories as well, I cover many genres from grimdark to comedy.

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