• Published 25th Mar 2019
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The Celestial Apple - DougtheLoremaster



Flurry Heart got her cutiemark! Twilight finds it hilarious but why?

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Celestial Apple

Cadence stood there in shock as her daughter showed her the cutiemark that had appeared on her flank. "Mom, I got my cutiemark!"

It should have been an exciting moment. Her daughter had finally gotten the one mark that would determine her place in Equestria's balance. It should have been a moment to celebrate. Though, as she stared at her daughter's flank she had just one thought and it wasn't one of congratulations. Turning to her adviser and making sure she wasn't overheard by her daughter, Cadence whispered. "Get Twilight. NOW!"

A couple of hours later, Twilight entered the throne room. Cadence ran up to her, and the two greeted each other in their typical fashion. "Sunshine, Sunshine, ladybugs awake..."

All guards present suddenly felt a lift in their spirits as the two royal Princesses did their dance. "Cadence it's great to see you but why did you summon me?"

Cadence's face took on a morbid expression. "Twilight, my daughter got her cutiemark."

Twilight looked excited, failing to see the look on Cadence's face. "Oh that is wonderful!! Where is she? What was it? Celestia, Luna, Starlight and I have a bet on what it'll be. I bet on a crystal heart. Is it a crystal heart?"

Cadence shook her head. Her voice sounded hesitant. "She is currently in her room. No, it's not a crystal heart. Twilight it's-"

Twilight stamped a hoof, as if annoyed. Again she failed to notice Cadence's distress. "Darn, guess I lost then. Princess Celestia bet on a broken heart. Is it a broken heart?"

Cadence's voice sounded a bit frazzled and she snorted. "No it is not a broken heart; it's"

Twilight stroked her chin with a hoof. "Well at least she lost too. Is it a rubber ducky?"

Cadence just stared at Twilight in disbelief at such a thought, as the latter shrugged and said. "That was Luna's guess. I thought it was pretty weird too...It isn't a rubber ducky is it?"

Cadence spoke much louder. "No Twilight it isn't a wretched rubber duck! It's an apple!"

"Oh that is so exci-wait a minute...did you say an apple?"

Cadence wrapped her wings around her face to hide her blush. "Yes, my daughter, Princess Flurry Heart of the Crystal empire has an apple for a cutiemark! My daughter, a Royal Alicorn, has an Earthpony cutiemark!"

Twilight began laughing and fell to the ground as her legs gave out. "Ha ha ha ha! You can't be serious!"

Cadence glared at her. "Stop laughing!"

Twilight ignoring her and trying not to faint from laughter turned to Spike and said. "Spike take a note. Dear Princess Celestia, you won't believe this. Flurry Heart got her cutiemark! Bring Luna and come to Cadence's throne room. Your Faithful student, Twilight Sparkle."

Cadence looked at Spike with a severely angry expression. "Don't you dare!"

Twilight grinned and wheezed out. "Spike, send it."

Cadence flared her wings, shouting at Spike. "Don't do it!"

Spike breathed an emerald flame on the scroll and shrugged. "You're not my mom, but she is!"

Rocking back and forth in manic hysteria, Twilight shouted. "Oh this is gonna be glorious!"

Twilight was still giggling as in a flash of light the royal Cestial Princesses appeared. Celestia and Luna looked around in excitement, completely ignoring the angry Princess of Love. In unison they spoke to Twilight, asking. "Where is she? What is it?"

Twilight grinned and pointing at Celestia said just one word. "Apple"

Luna broke out into a wide smile, and she too began rolling on the floor in laughter. "No way! This is too good!"

Celestia angrily stamped a hoof. "Oh you have got to be bucking kidding me."

Celestia vanished in a flash of bright light. Her angry voice could be heard from her destination. "Curse you to Tartarus, Starlight!"

Cadence upon hearing the angry scream, looked confusedly at Twilight. "I don't understand what is so funny about my daughter having an Earthpony cutiemark, and why is Celestia so mad?"

Getting to her hooves Twilight grinned and said after taking a deep breath. "Starlight bet it was an apple. Princess Celestia said there would be no possible way and if it did happen she would give Starlight anything she asked for in that moment."

Cadence looked surprised. "well what did she wish for?"

Meanwhile in Sweet Apple Acres

Hearing a loud knocking on the door, Applejack opened it and stood there speechless at the sight before her. Princess Celestia stood there in patched overalls, a straw hat and a hayseed between her teeth as she said. "Applejack, Celestial Apple reporting for apple bucking duty."

Back in the Crystal Empire

Cadence began laughing as well now. "My Aunt Celestia, doing physical labor? You can't be serious right now."

Twilight fell to the floor laughing again. "No joke! An entire day on the apple farm working for Applejack!"

Cadence glanced at Twilight. "You have to be joking. No way would she ever do an Earthpony's job!"

Luna laughed. "don't forget the no magic for one day part!"

The Crystal Kingdom's ruler stared in shock. "I don't believe it."

Luna grinned mischievously. "They say seeing is believing after all."

Cadence laughed. "Okay, that makes this worth it. We have to see this! Let me grab my daughter."

Starlight sat in a lawn chair under the shade of the barn roof, sipping a stein of ice cold cider, the smuggest grin upon her face, as a bright flash occurred beside her. Twilight, Luna and Cadence were greeted with. "Hey there girls, come to watch the greatest show in Equestria?"

With those words she gestured at the scene before her with her left fore-hoof.

There, as the princesses stared in absolute disbelief and amazement, The Princess of the Sun, used her hindquarters to buck apples. Starlight grinned trollishly and shouted. "You missed a tree there country princess!"

As she slammed her powerful hind legs into a tall apple tree, Celestia roared at them. "Oh go ahead and laugh! I'll get you for this Starlight!"

Comments ( 46 )

Cadence a tribalist?

9528666
Yes, yes she is.
Sidenote: had to actually google that word. Learn something new everyday.

9528673
lol made you learn. Also, I'm not sure what to call a pony who dislikes other ponies that are not part of their group. I mean, I suppose unicorns, pegasi, and earthponies are usually referred to as pony tribes anyway

9528693
I like it. It's fun to learn and this is based on a semi plausible theory i have regarding alicorns and the princesses. I just felt like being silly.

I love this story Ima favorite

9528702
If it made you laugh,chuckle, giggle, or snort happily, It was worth writing. Thank you for reading it! You are right about the Crystal ponies. The irony is off the charts at this point I would say.

9528707
That means a lot thank you! /)

9528673
and she rule a kingdom of shiny earth ponys.....

9528713
If it doesn't destroy Alderaan like in Anthology 5 (or was it 6?) It doesn't count.

9528714
welcome to the irony hour! I'll be your host and enjoy the ride.~

I don't know quite where I burst out laughing in this story, but I did. Cute little thing.

How did Starlight guess it was an apple? Other than that, it was a very funny story.

9528784
as an irony because crystal ponies are earthponies. Aside from that....maybe pinkie gave her the script to cheat on the sly for some icing.

9528784
Starlight can move cutie marks about remember, she probably "borrowed" the mark from a Apple family member.

9528784
Starlight can move cutie marks about remember, she probably "borrowed" the mark from a Apple family member.

Why was Cadence a tribalist? What purpose does it serve for the story? This also has nothing to do with Flurry's cutie mark, but rather a bet made centering around it which is not treated as the main focus of the story's premise.

9528884
well the description shows it to be about why twilight finds it funny. the tribalist is because of complete irony of Crystal ponies all being earthponies. You'll notice i left flurry out of main characters for a reason.

Funny of Twilight to have HER LITTLE BROTHER Spike send that letter.

9528948
she hatched spike from an egg that celestia said should never have been able to hatch. She literally raised Spike. From my view, she is his mother. Though hey, that's just my point of view. You are welcome to yours. Thank you for reading.

:duck: Spikey told me about her cutie mark
:yay: and the explanation is perfect
:ajsmug: Something about shootin blanks
:pinkiegasp: Shining had an accident on the confidence course
:rainbowderp: ouch! Low jumped a high barbed wire fence!
:applecry: So Big Mac filled in where Shining should of been
:twilightoops: no way!
:moustache: yes way - It would of been more awkward if I did the deed, But Rarity has dibs anyways :raritystarry:
:facehoof: Why do I even try...
:eeyup: No problems on this end
:twilightoops::rainbowlaugh:

9528965
I...love that
thank you for reading and enjoying it!
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Starlight SO used her magic to give Flurry that cutie mark.

As she slammed her powerful hind legs into a tall apple tree, Celestia roared at them. "Oh go ahead and laugh! I'll get you for this Starlight!"

You’re the one who agreed to this, Celestia.

9529127
Ha suck it Celestia

9528970
fun fun fun :pinkiehappy:

:duck:Fluttershy wants me to have Spikeys foals just to see how cute they'll be

9529186
Not personally my ship, but Rarity you tell Fluttershy whatever is on YOUR heart, is what will happen. /)

Overall this was a very funny fic. A part of me sees the Princesses having a bet over what Flurry Heart’s cutie mark would be. And yes, I can totally imagine Starlight magic-ing up a cutie mark for her to win the bet.

My only complaint about this fic is Cadance reacting to her daughter’s cutie mark as a “wretched Earth Pony cutie mark.” It feels a bit out of character for Cadance to have that kind of attitude towards Earth Pony cutie marks, considering that most (if not all) Crystal Ponies are Earth.

9529541
it's meant as irony. Honestly nothing more. Glad you enjoyed the fiction, however please don't take it all too seriously. /)

I think Starlight cheated and gave her that Cutie Mark using her power over Cutie Mark magic to move a random Apple family Cutie Mark to Flurry for a day or two until Celestia did the farm work.

Either that, or like someone said below...Cadance cheated. Everyone thinks Shining is the father...and it's really Big Mac. Explains the insane super strength when she was just born. I mean, seriously, being able to pull Pinkie Pie and so many others across a room without magic? That is Big Mac level strength.

9529541
i have gotten a lot of comments about that....so let me fix it. /)
thank you for reading and glad you enjoyed it.

9530375
truly glad you enjoyed my story~
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9528884
ADHD, the story.

Need to have AJ to go up to the Crystal Empire and teach Flurry Heart all that there is to know about being a true apple famer now... and have her love it much to Cadence's horror.

9531442
<3 it, perfect~
/) glad you enjoyed it!

9528811
So you are saying, you think Starlight gave Flurry Heart one of the Apple Family's cutie marks to win a bet against celestia? That seems a bit extreme, then again, Starlight has probably done more pathetic things.

Spike breathed an emerald flame on the scroll and shrugged. "You're not my mom, but she is!"

Have some nitpicking no one will ever ask for:


Also, poor Flurry.
She get's her Cutie Mark, but Celestia get's all the attention.
Maybe she will get so angry about this she will turn into the Season 9 villian.
Spoiler for Season 9: I mean, we had already seen she get's in contact with Sombra, who could teach her a thing or two...

9533368
except i mean, she literally gave life to him by hatching an egg celestia herself has said should not have held anything. Twilight raised spike from birth, blood ain't thicker than water, though again that's my thoughts. Yours may vary.
/) hope you got a laugh, regardless, thanks for reading.

Cadence wrapped her wings around her face to hide her blush. "Yes, my daughter, Princess Flurry Heart of the Crystal empire has an apple for a cutiemark! My daughter, a Royal Alicorn, has an Earthpony cutiemark!"

*cough*Flim and Flam*cough*

I going to say one of AJ great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grand father give his appleseeds to ever female he could......

9831464
interesting concept.
Hope you enjoyed it~

9831467
I did the first time and then 2nd time and on the 3rd time,

9831470
Wonderful! I am so glad you enjoyed it.
Feel free to check out my other stories as well, I cover many genres from grimdark to comedy.

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