It is astounding what one can accomplish over breakfast. Breaking the laws of reality wasn't quite what Rainbow Dash had in mind during this particular brunch. She wasn't really in the mood for a lecture on the matter, either, but Twilight was eager to provide one.
Warning for chaos, breakfast foods, and the general nonsense that comes with writing absolute madness.
Thank you to Cynewulf and Axolu for taking my silliness seriously. Very seriously.
Featured on 11/27! Thank you all so much!
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Delightfully
devilishdelicious, Silent, and very silly!I..... this.... what..... how... why....... Brain.exe has stopped working.
And yet, this was so gloriously bizarre!
Is it wrong that i want to know exactly what the teabags did to rarity that dash didnt want the memory of it.
Ladies and gentlemen, Lewis Carroll officially has competition.
[Insert Jeff Goldblum reference here]
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Yes, stay innocent
Meh, I've seen weirder
Never trust a teabag.
Little buckers stealth ya every time.
I have no words.
This was a fantastic story! Also, was this how food ponies like pizzaponey came to be?
I'm speechless.
This was very interesting, and really good.
im not sure if this is a masterpiece of madness or just my sanity having been broken by reading it but you can have my like for this though i have been left with a serious case of the "what the fucks" now.
I was ok with this story until Rarity started teabagging. Then it got weird.
NO! NOT SPIDER-WAFFLE!
FOR SCIENCE!
Weird but cool!
This was just fantastic! Very fun to read. Good time had by all.
Gonna go make some tea real quick.
Well, I couldn’t really wish for anything else when I clicked on a story with the tags ‘Random’ and ‘Comedy’, now could I?
I’d say the only explanation is that if you mess with the laws of thermodynamics, nothing is going to happen, as long as you don’t try to explain what just happened. A really well written story, almost felt like something by Terry Pratchett or Douglas Adams at times. Thank you for this enlightening read!
PS: Now I really want to see how a teabag-pony crossbreed might look like. And also, what happens when it takes a bath?
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That's the exact vibe I was going for with this story, so I'm flattered! Thank you!
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You are welcome! Is there any other story of yours you’d recommend?
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Depends on what you're looking for! What do you like to read? I've written a lot of short anc sweet oneshots.
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Well, could be anything short and sweet or funny, but I also have a thing for darker stories filled with mysteries and/or action. So, almost anything
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I have a lot of sweet stories! If you're just into heartwarming, you can try this one:
- MLP: FiM
- Comedy
- Slice of Life
Somepony's been sending encouraging notes to everypony. There's no signature, no address, and no hint as to who could be behind all this. Who would do such a thing, and how in Equestria do they know exactly what everypony needs to hear?If you don't mind shipping (this one is TwiDash), these ones are short and cute:
- MLP: FiM
- Romance
- Slice of Life
Twilight watches the sun set. A music box plays in the background, but she ignores it.- MLP: FiM
- Romance
- Slice of Life
A train makes its way out of the Manehattan station, taking with it Twilight's unspoken thoughts towards one particular pony.- MLP: FiM
- Romance
- Slice of Life
Rainbow watches the sun set. An alicorn watches her, and Rainbow dreams of the day when she'll join her in her evening flight.This one is just kind of random:
- MLP: FiM
- Star Wars
- Batman
- Comedy
- Random
- Slice of Life
It sucks being a phone operator at a rift in time and space, but somepony has to do it.And these ones are older stories (and aren't written quite as well as my newer ones, sorry), but they're a bit darker if you like that:
- MLP: FiM
- Dark
- Drama
Twilight has a choice to make. Will logic win the day?- MLP: FiM
- Dark
- Drama
- Horror
- Thriller
Not all coping methods are healthy.And this one is a sad one, but still cute. The sads only kind of make sense at the end.
- MLP: FiM
- Romance
- Sad
- Slice of Life
Some things can't wait forever to be said. Pinkie Pie knows this, but it doesn't make it any easier to admit her feelings.This, um... This sure is a story that exists. I can't deny that.
But seriously, that was silly. Seriously silly.
This story's review is posted on the Reviewers Cafe, here
I was about to say "Discord would have loved it!", but then he cackled in the distance...
Reality is an illusion
! This does very much remind me of my own stuff 
! Oh, the sheer randomness 
!.. Where was Pinkie Pie, by the way? She's got to have seen it!
...I think, I love it
!..
A strange man with rather more heads and arms than is usual (at least in the less exceptionally cool parts of the universe) floats past trailing a confused man in a dressing gown and a clinically depressed robot.
“See, babies? This is why when a frood as hoopy as yours truly tells you to stay on the bridge while the Infinite Improbability thingamajig is running you shouldn’t go off looking for hot beverages. It would make your lives just so much less completely uncool.”
“Life. Don’t talk to me about life.”
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Considering Douglas Adams was my inspiration for the writing style of this story, I consider this high praise! Thank you, hoopy frood~
Exquisite madness, exactly the sort of thing I love to see come from a Twilight-Discord collaboration. Thank you for an improbably entertaining read.
Also, no one tell Sunset Shimmer about that bacon-hoof thing.
Hey! This was reviewed here! Thanks for picking me as a reviewer, and I hope what I had to say is helpful. Deuces!
I was wondering when Discord was going to show up in the story.