Twilight Gets a Puppy
Season 2
By TDR
Dragon Li Quest,
Part 3
[Friendship express.]
Fluttershy stared out the window as the train started to pull out of the station. This was the last stop before Fillydelphia. Twilight, Rainbow Dash and Rarity had all gotten off here, she could see the volcanoes that made up Twin Peaks nature reserve in the distance.
She shuddered spotting the dark forms of dragons milling about the cauldrons.
Fluttershy didn't like dragons, she had been terrified by one when she was little as it flew past Cloudsdale before the Guard had driven it off. It was something her little brother teased her about for a long time.
Still she felt a little bad for sending Twilight after Spike. There were surly a few innocent dragons out there, she had met one, maybe two that she was okay with , though Bleu did still scare her. So did Spike when he got big. But neither of them seemed bad.
Two other ponies had taken up the seats Twilight and the others had left. She didn't say anything to them at first, her gaze focused on looking out the window as the train started to move. Most of that was to let Pinkie get the excitement out of her system at seeing the two again.
Fluttershy smiled as Pinkie finally calmed down and she turned to face the other two.
“Your little birdie told us there was a problem.” one stated.
“Yes, some friends of ours were foal napped.” Fluttershy stated.
“PETA again?” the second asked.
“Yes. It seems the first message for them to stay away wasn't enough.” Fluttershy agreed.
“Is Gummy alright?” the first asked.
He's fine, what ever magic they used to pull his teeth for that handbag add means they aren't going to grow back, but he's doing well.” Pinkie Pie sighed. ”But at least we know it isn't him, even he's not dumb enough to ignore a warning from Fluttershy.”
“So what is the plan?”
“Rescue and scorched earth.” Fluttershy said simply.
“So that is why you wanted me.” the first pony nodded. The gray furred and purple maned mare spoke with a dead pan tone that conveyed no emotion.
“They also have Angel and Henrietta.” Fluttershy added. “Rahs too but he's not really an animal and he went willingly so he probably has a plan to cause trouble.”
“Wait, so they have Angel?” the second mare, a lime green earth pony with reddish orange mane and tail both done up in dreads drawled, she seemed a little off when she spoke like she wasn't all there.” I almost feel sorry for them if they grabbed your bunny... again....”
“Don't be Treehugger, they're just getting whats coming to them. Isn't that right Maud?” Pinkie Pie squeed hugging her impassive sister.
“Boulder is ready to rock.” Maud said flatly.
[PETA HQ]
“ So what are we doing with the big one and the bug thing?” a stallion asked.
“We're waiting for the CEO to get back, they're both exotic or cute enough that we might be able to use them in an ad or something.” Another answered. “ If not we'll just take them out to the woods and let them go.”
“But if they've been in captivity so long will they be able to make it?” The first questioned.
“Oh right you haven't been here long. If they don't make it, it's ponies fault for trying to make them pets, if they left them alone they'd be out thriving in the wild, it's only because ponies interfered with the natural order that they might not survive. It's not our fault for setting them free, but the ones who claimed to be their owners that broke them of their proper instincts.” the second replied.
“Oh okay. So another question then, why are we going to bleed them ?”
“Cause we need more blood to spray on the the fur wearing assholes prancing around uptown. The ones we're bleeding dry were too domesticated to make it in the wild , so this way their sacrifice will show others how bad these ponies are for wearing fur. It's a simp.....hurrk.”
The second pony might have continued with his speech, but a little white rabbit had bounced up and punched him straight in the nuts so hard his rear hooves lifted off the floor before he vanished with a pop and the odd ticking of a clock.
The second pony barely had time to yelp before a hard kick across his face imbedded a rabbit paw print into his skull and made him go cross eyed before there was another pop and a ticking sound.
As he landed, Angel Bunny was alone in the locker room.
[ PETA HQ]
The screaming was music to Rahs' ears as he scooped another bowl of dry food into a starving cocker spaniels bowl.
He had wandered around a bit and found a few things. One of those things was a large box of nair and other hair removal products in a room where a caged sheep resided , one that looked as if had been the subject of said bottles.
A few posters scattered about the halls showing the sheep with captions of ' here's the rest of your wool coat' showed what the the point of that was. Rahs had seen Applejack's sheep after a sheering and they just looked like they got a hair cut, nothing like what had been done to this poor sheep.
That didn't include what happened to Dolly, as the poor thing was still green.
Still it had given Rahs an idea and it only took another fire alarm pull to clear everyone out long enough that he could exchange a few bottles of mane and tail shampoo in the buildings shower rooms with the rest of the nair.
A bucket or two manure that had come from the collection of animals over a select number of door frames and as ponies filed back in after another false alarm, there was suddenly a rush to use the showers.
He had started feeding some of the neglected animals around as he listened for the screams.
Once they started he had curled back up in his cage before some pony came to check on him.
Rather go naked than wear fur huh? Then why were they having such issues with it?
[ Twin Peaks Nature Reserve]
Twilight Sparkle frowned looking at the map for the nature trails that were printed on the wall of the ranger station.
The park itself was closed due to the migration. The ranger was currently talking to Dash and Rarity as Twilight studied the map. There wasn't a direct path to the mountains, Romulus and Remus. The further peak, Remus, was smaller and was a dormant volcano, with the nearer, Romulus being more active, but not in any danger of erupting it was simply a bubbling cauldron. A large number of hot springs near the base were a major tourist attraction in the colder months, but were all closed due to the migration.
Most of the Dragons were in Romulus.
Seeing no real path where she wanted to go Twilight simply turned to walk towards Romulus.
A shout from the ranger behind her was ignored, as were the twenty foot tall cast iron decorative gates that had stood before her, and now were thirty feet away imbedded in a large rock.
She heard Rarity apologize on her behalf and follow after her with Rainbow Dash trotting along the ground as well not wanting to be in the air around so many dragons.
[ PETA HQ]
“BY THE STARS THEY'RE EVERY WHERE!!??” a pony screamed.
“AHHH, GIT UM OFF ME GIT UM OFF ME!!!” another pony screamed.
Rahs smirked and slipped back into the kennel room he had been put in. Mr. Whipple had been thrilled to be let out of his cage, and even more thrilled when he realized that he had been let out in the building cafeteria's store room.
[ PETA HQ]
Angel Bunny looked at the creature in the heavily armored pen though a tiny slit in the door.
The reptilian thing looked back at Angel Bunny.
Angel Bunny grinned,
The reptilian creature grinned back.
Angel Bunny opened the basement vault holding the reptilian creature.
The alarms around vault 682 screamed.
[ Twin Peaks Nature Reserve]
Say what you will about dragons. They are violent, temperamental, powerful, dangerous, and smug in their own superiority.
They are also not stupid.
At least the older ones aren't, you don't live to be a few hundred years old without some survival instinct and some sense of self preservation.
So when the dragons on the western face of Romulus cauldron looked down to the forest far below and saw trees, large predators, and boulders being flung out of a arrow straight path that lead from the ranger station and was aimed for the volcano, many were rather curious and wary.
When one of their own went down to investigate, and was seen less than fifteen minutes later being swung about by his tail like a machete to clear the trees between the ranger station and the volcano, that wariness turned into alarm. And when the trees were cleared, and the dragon machete discarded by being embedded through a tree and the figure that had done so, starting her assent, the ones seeing this decided that they would prefer roosting on Remus today.
So a good score of Dragons promptly hauled their scaled flanks out of the way of the approaching purple unicorn stomping her way up the side of the mountain.
... gods, Pony PETA is doomed. And why am I not surprised Angel and 682 would get along?
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-682
Flutters, Treehugger, Pinkie and Maud. Normally, I'd be cringing but since they're clean-up crew. OH, the popcorn that will be munched
With groups like peta, it's not evil if they are the ones doing it
At least he finally got a snack
And I nearly soiled myself. 682, never a good number for a cage! ESPECIALLY if the occupant is reptilian
Well, we can be pretty sure that garble and his flunks wont be that smart. Seriously, they're like the high school star athlete types I had to listen to.
Was interesting to learn where to go and who to talk to if I had ever wanted to get anything for the right price from the confiscation rooms and evidence lockers from the police precinct in that city about 45 min to hour away. Depending on which road you take. And the cops have gotten even less honest since
Damn! These Sparkle siblings are the walking disaster waiting to let loose. I am wondering how Celestia deal with these three in action? An emergency Sparkle Relief Fund?
Still, with Twilight an action mare with hotter head than Rainbow Dash. I am waiting to see how she deal with Starlight in the future. The hospital room perhaps?
Insert obligatory "Cleaver girl" here.
After reading this chapter, my question is who exactly are you going to rescue over there?
I can’t wait to see Celestia’s reaction when word of what Twilight is doing right now reaches her.
Fluttershy, Treehugger, Pinkie, and Maud on cleanup/burndown.
Angel literally punting ponies into next week.
Rahs setting them up to confront the statement about not wearing fur.
Welp, we know what Pinkie's going to be busy with
Angel, no. Seriously, dude, BAD idea. I don't care if he's your old college buddy.
Yeah, this is not going to end well for Garble.
As for the bleeding thing, that guy deserved worse.
Well...things are getting good. Though I do wonder how far in time Angel just punted those PETA ponies cause there is no knowing until they show up again. IF they show up again.
Point of order, they have in fact abducted Spike, a sapient life form thinking he needed to be free, and I suspect Spike may not even be the first dragon they have done this to, so Pony PETA is actually more repulsive as we can add the crime of abduction to their work, as well as specie-ism for assuming dragons are not sapient.
A pissed off Twiggles is not something I'd wish on my worst enemy. Maybe my ex, though.
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PETA. Sure, they're assholes, but someone must save them from Angel and Rhas. Those two don't deserve the ponyslaughter charges they'd get.
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Nah, that's not being more repulsive, only stupider. As in humongously so
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“My plan, elegant in its draconian complexity, is working perfectly!”
...PETA pulled the teeth from a baby gator. Pinkie's baby gator. At least now we know why she has a stake in this.
682?
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everyone that isn't peta
this is ifunny
also i can see twilihgt beat the crap out of one of Spikes's older half sibling without knewing it,.
also smart dragon for get away from the twilight, they all get a golden star......
i can see after all is said and done, Bleu going to the Princess with the request of Twilight being ban form ever entering the Dragonlands
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i can see it few way, rah figures it out and eat all her magic or twilight get piss again and she end up 12 ft undergrown
Now we just have to make sure that scp 682 doesn't destroy the world while he is free... Oh wait it's impossible, well smoke em if you have em.
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He can't dimension hop, and does have limits on physical power (though not durability). Just chuck him through a gate to a world where everyone is eviland there's no magic or tech. Done.
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Wrong reference. :D
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No no 'Cleaver' girl fits... chop chop
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Eh... he's more into wholesale destruction and brute force, not so much slice and dice. Unless, of course, this isn't "THE" 682...
And roll ............
I am Angel in this scene
...does Twilight really need the wings this time around ?
I just started laughing when I read that. I wonder how Rahs will get along with it. Flutters is probably chill with it too but I'm afraid Pinkie might try to take 682 home to be Gummy's new brother.
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"I can't decide on popcorn or cake."
NEED the next CHAPTER OR TWO NOW
Will there even be any PETA Members left to charge with High Treason against Equestria for kidnapping members of the Royal Family?
Jesus christ how weren't they shut down ages ago by ANYONE if they're holding 682?????/
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Might be the only reason they are still operational
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why not both?
Oh god, somebody call the foundation their needed... and they have their first selection of D-class.
Scp, won't he destroy everything??
“Pony Peta is slightly less repulsive. Slightly.”
How is THAT less repulsive?!
odd question but who is 682 that one thing I been confused on,
Pure gold
Who's 682? Also lol place your bets who's gonna be more scarier at the end fluttershy or sparkle butt
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Erm you realize as soon as she tried to take the cutimarks rahas will just go nope and much the magic before throwing her into the wall containg them (please let that happen lol)
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Am I the only one more concern how those idiots manage to capture it in the first place?
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Strength in stupidity is about the only way I think they could have done it. That and maybe a bit of Zap Brannigan. Wave after wave of PETA ponies.
oh. god. Why
So for those of you who don't know who/what 682 is he is from the SCP Foundation and has been nicknamed the hard to destroy reptile.
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subject identified as SCP-628. relevant articles have already been linked in other comments
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Twilight's probably going to seem the scariest to us, but Fluttershy's going to be scarier overall. He's probably going to show us PETA before, and after Fluttershy's dealt with them, but not what happens in-between.
Decisions, decisions... how to decide which is scarier... SCP-682, or Twilight 'Hobus' Sparkle in an explosive mood?
The heck with it. It's popcorn time. :-)
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Tirek vs Rahs contest on who sucks more lol
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Wouldn't rahas be on steroids at that point due to huge magical influx along with spike having a huge growth spurt due to the magic inside him meaning it would be a 3 on 1 split
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Possibly, that sounds awesome to think about
OK... I am willing to believe a lot for a story. And I meat A LOT. But you expect me to believe that these suicidal dunderheads somehow managed to break into the Equestrian SCP Foundation and get out with 682? My suspension of disbelief is done. It's a hilarious nod, but I still can't believe they did it XD
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now now at no point did i say this was SCP-682... she's just in the vault 682.....