Twilight Gets a Puppy
Season 2
By TDR
Caspian and Weep,
epilogue
[Canterlot, Sunday morning.]
“...To be honest i'm surprised Discord didn't wake up again from everything that went on.” Princess Celestia concluded, telling the story to her smiling sister, who she was quite certain knew the whole thing any way somehow.
The pair of them sat in two large backed chairs staring out a large picture window looking out over Canterlot just after sunset. The multitude of lights decorating everything from ponies getting ready for Hearths Warming made the city look like a mirror of Luna's star filled night. This had become a favored time together before Luna took up her evening shift and Celestia went to bed. The low table between them had two sets of tea kettles one with Celestia's mark filled with a soothing herbal tea, and Luna's, that bore her mark and which had been filled with coco.
“He did.” Luna sighed. “The fool wandered into the castle in the middle of everything, got a water full of glass and went back out to the garden to turn back into a statue all while wearing what looked to be a 'power ranger' onesie and an' ask me about my chaos' night cap. “
“Don't you mean a glass of....” Celestia began.
“No we do not.”
“Oh.” Celestia blinked.
“So what art thou going to do?” Luna questioned taking a sip of her coco. With winter starting fully now the weather was starting to turn colder, and despite the castle being warm enough as it was, Luna had been excessively fond of heat since she returned.
Celestia did not want to dwell on why.
“What do you mean 'do'?” Celestia asked. “I had cake, Prince had a pleasant date. There is nothing for me to ' do' as you say. I would be more worried about Cadence personally. She's still rainbow colored after all.”
“Tia. We know thee. Thou likely hast something planed for the Sparkles for their part in the date.” Luna rolled her eyes. “We do not believe for a second you think them innocent.”
“I do not have anything planed for the Sparkles in revenge Lulu.” Celestia offered sipping her tea.” I most certainly do not have anything planned for them for trapping me in a chaos spell for an hour, covering me with bees, or hitting me with a cart.”
Luna stared.
“I cross my heart hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye that I have no plans to do anything to the Sparkles as payback for yesterday.” Celestia swore.
Luna took another sip of her coco, her eyes not leaving her sister.
“Thou already did something to them, didn't thee?” Luna asked with a sigh.
Celestia could only cackle like a mad mare in response.
[Ponyville, Golden Oaks Library]
Twilight Sparkle let out a small sigh, watching the green bubble of breath float free of her mouth and drift up towards the ceiling..
Spike wobbled not far from her, doing his best to try and help despite the wiggly odds.
Rahs just sat where he was looking rather dejected as he had tried and failed to deal with the problem, the Princesses being quite adapt at slipping things past his magic eating ability somehow.
The entire library was full to the brim, every nook, every cranny, every room, and every floor, with green lime jello.
Twilight crossed her fore legs over her chest and let out another sigh as she wobbled in her jelloy prison.
“Still worth it.” She stated.
Really Hope Discords joins them in pranking Celestia back. Also hope for Fluttercord, i mean he can take Fluttershy to other realms where all types of animals and creatures roam.
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Unfortunately for you, Flutters is dating the pink demon herself
Lime jello, truly the most heinous of flavors.
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Since when?
Not that bad, a quick call to Pinkie, and everything will be sparkling and no trace of jello.
Lol
oh I think be better if celestia had change the font of all the book to be slighty off so when twilight is reading them she get head ach or think she need to get her eye check
Isn’t jello canabilism for ponies, given it’s made with horse hooves?
Why don't they just eat their way out? Lime jello is really delicious, you know?
Discord shed a tear of pride upon witnessing Tia's payback
great chapter(s) hope you have a good one, sir
In response to the author's note: Such is what happens when one deals with Discord.
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I thought it was pig ears?.
jelloy prison this sounds like so much fun.
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9432369 Pretty much for the whole series so far. And it's nearly canon.
While re-watching season one i took note of how affectionate and super defensive the two were of each other. Fluttershy glomping Pinkie during Over a Barrel, Pinkie being super protective of Fluttershy in a few episodes. Given i hadn't paired either of them with any one yet i sorta let the pair of them come together. It's why Shy seems to know things about Pinkie and vice versa. and the pairing is only secret as Fluttershy is well Fluttershy.
Cadence knows however.
As for why they both were woofing and drooling over Rahs, Fluttershy swings both ways and Pinkie Pie thinks everyone she likes is hot, but neither of them are going to do anything outside their own relationship. Cause you know Cadence's portfolio and all that.
So sorry, no Discopie. I did that one in SiS. Granted i also did Appleshy and Big Dash or is it Rainbow Mac, in SiS so I've done all new shippings save Soarin and Spits, and that's for Scootaloo's benifit more than anything else. Cause i hate the orphan trope.
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They have to get out first.
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9433156 It used to be made with any useless part of the meat animal. Now it's pretty much vegan as it's all chemical mixes. I figure the ponies went straight to that, or used something else, non meat oriented. We know jello exists as there have been shots of jello molds in set table food shots.
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IIt just seems the justification seems to be a bit of a stretch. Phantom logic really breaks my brain. Just because to who people are nice to each other does not mean the romantically involved! Sorry fando. Shipping bugs me a lot
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Awwwww Well was hoping for Fluttercord, as big fan of it. Maybe form a herd with him? Even Discord won't see that coming he be. "EEEEEEHHHHHHH!!!?"
Can we least hope become friends with him?
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I’ll be honest, if Fluttershy and Pinkie are dating in story I’ve completely missed it
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Ive been subtile. Much like Rahs having one line in pony every episode of season one
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Its fine. Theyre not the focus of my navel fleet any way. Unless its for something funny.
That was fast of her not even back in the castle and she g it them good
I rather doubt they skipped it, really. Though it probably didn't become common outside niche nobility delicacies (like caviar) until they did. Meat seems a bit culturally taboo to most ponies (likely excepting fish), probably because of how many other sapient peoples are around.
Shit... Where's the next chapter button?!
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I binged all of this... In a day or two... Send help...
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What is this help you speak of?
I know not what it is but here, I think this will help
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Im already working on the next chapter
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Ah, my
addiction to crackthirst for good stories shall be satiated.9439088
I do tend to have an insane posting schedule
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Gelatin continues to be an animal product. Jell-o is not vegan.
In regards to this entire dating ark.
You my good author are an evil genuis
mermaid man : "EEEEEVIL"
I think this is the hardest iv laughed throuth both your stories regarding the sparkle siblings. And i loved the line from fluttershy: “Umm try to have fun. And if you hurt her, they will never find all of your body.”
I didnt think any author could have fluttershy sound so innocent and threating at the same time while still making it feel realistic for her character.
In conclusion. Bravo, bravo good sir. I deem you the god of mlp fanfiction comedy, and evil bullshit.
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i'm proud of my evil bullshit... but keep in mind i've got 7 more seasons of this stuff
A water of glass.
I have a strongly literate mind, so when I read my brain auto correct errors so it makes better sense. This takes approximately a tenth of a second or less. So when I looked at Celestia's comment immediately after that paragraph, I had to go back and look. I hadn't even realized it was water of glass instead of glass if water. Though this being Discord, it seems accurate enough. Can I get a hi five from good ol Discord?*holds up hand in preperation*
This..... this section.. this date... this... this... thing!!!!
It... Was... GLORIOUS! Just, such pure epic, amazing, hilarious, insane, over the top, chaotic, meme filled, unbelievable WIN! Might there be things I could nitpick? Sure, but I don't care, this whole things was just to amazing to do anything but sit back and enjoy the ride!
So, notes on the epic...
Well four tubs if ice cream is bad, but on the plus side, she isn't taking this as hard as she could have, it's not cookie dough ice cream after all.
Yes, getting that group invovled, does indeed make things 'interesting' in the Chineighse proverb sense. And in the "Oh this gonna be gooood" sense.
My note for that epic last line of the prologue was 'now bring in the CMC' for extra chaotic fun..... this story went beyond any of my wildest expectations for what was to come.
Rahs and Angel being best buds on the mission, that's when you know all who stand against you are bucked.
I'd be worried too Shiny, no matter who wins tonight, you lose.
And even planning in expectations of wounded and having things standing by for that... so bucking glorious!
And yeah, Luna is very much best Princess for a reason. "I'm staying out of it, but you all have fun, and send me pictures"
Well, that gives 'flip the bird' a whole new meaning.
Epic entrance fail there Rahs.... And I do love Rarity here, she's handling this well, upset but doing her best to help RD, in her own way, and the epic fail that would be due only to her not understanding Blueblood. While also being willing to accept advice from someone who she knows knows him well. Just, the story has been so much better at treating Rarity this season,
And then Best Princess is also Smartest Princess as well.
No such thing as easy mane extension #rainbowhorse problems
Yeah, Fluttershy has a LOOOOOOT of repressed anger issues..... do not be the one to unstopper them.
Gotta love the math of Sir Pterry.
Story.... you are having WAAAAAY too much fun with that alliteration.
Okay, one minor personal nitpick, and it's not on this episode, just the world-building overall and more a "Ehhhhh, fine I don't really like the idea, but it's not invalid and it works." making Blueblood actually related to Celestia and descended from Luna. I'm not against the Sisters having some kids, but that one just... ehhh.. I much prefer the fanon that his title is the result of being a descendant of Princess Platinum and his relation to Tia is either complete hogwash that ponies made up because they just assumed he had to be, or a result of some diplomatic adoptions in the past.
Epic call sign Spike. 9.8/10 awesome score.
I see the CMC are trying for some ranks in Rogue. "SNEAK ATTACK!"
Also, niiiiiice 'call sign' for 'Bon-Bon'
"You establishment is about to be ground zero for a three way war between the Sparkle Siblings and two Goddesses."
Running and screaming is the appropriate response. As is double checking your insurance premium has been paid.
Happy Luna on throne with batponies making all the silly foalish nobles feel all nervous.....
Hey there Glim Glam! Looking forward to seeing you again in a few seasons!
I wonder if Tia has trained herself to fall asleep with her eyes open...
Yeah, Twilight's issues can't be summed up, there is a full day devoted to her and her brothers in the "Welcome to Ponyville" orientation.
Obligatory "Being a bit over-dramatic and whiny about things that Tia did nothing wrong about there Twilight" But by all means, make her suffer for our pleasure!
I want Angel to meet Olivia. Character from a Ponyfinder game I ran, started as the druid's otter animal companion, ended as an awakened otter barbarian who dual-wielded sickles and rode around on an awakened Warcat, and who once fought the pony Goddess of War to a point of her respecting the little otter. It's widely accepted that at some point, she would ascend to become the Goddess of Destruction, and clams.
Oh no, Twilight is one of THOSE gamers.. I feel for Spike, I really do. But yeah, t some point the DM just has to go "no, that is just beyond stupid." Also it wouldn't matter if it was 'infinite methane' as to do what she wanted would require a uniform, and perfectly balanced mixture of methane and O2 in the air.
Also, was really hoping it would end up being a Daring Do movie, if only to tie into the show plot, and to get RD into the series.
Gygax, nice 8/10 awesome points on that one.
"Dis gonna be good" indeed, We need more Discord explains Chaos segments.
Yes, truly the greats and most appropriate statement of realization for your screw up. 'oops'.
Cake buffet... yeah that's one hell of a good distraction for Celestia.Great priority for the Gaurd "Keep bystanders clear of the Minimum Safe Sparkle Distance."
Oh Hia Saturnia!
Yeah, a full name, third pony inner mooluge is a sign of being really, really freaking upset..... or being Trixie.
Macrame leading to burning cabbage cart ride...... seems legit for the CMC. Even better, that likely wasn't even part of a plan to get her out of town, it just happened.
I can see why Shiny didn't like Plan B.... yeah this is just asking for pain. Especially since we all know Cadance would be more then happy to bring in some extra ponies for fun time, but he should ask her first.
And the Chaos has spread, now not even the plan is needed. Also, respect to Cadance for knowing she bucked up and deserved this.
Yeah, Cadance needs some time in the 'bad princess box."
Wait.... wait wait wait... story... first you say the pond is still drained from Hurricane Fluttershy, and then it's full again for Celestia to meet the squid?
Okay, Celestia is smart princess too. "The Sparkles are up to their shenanigans, and there is free cake over there. Screw dealing with that headache, I'm getting my nom on!"
Yeah.... Best! Date! Ever!
Smart doggo, you know who will win any prank war, and which Goddess to not piss off.
Smart Twilight, you all should listen to her more often about not trusting her to keep a straight face, but great reasoning for the rest, and yeah, if Spike has perfected the Dm face...... damn..
Discord, seal, elements....... not broken... whatever, this was too damn funny to not love!
Luna knows her sister so well, gotta be cautious of the exact wording.
Once again this whole thing was freaking hilariously awesome!
Oh the reason he didn't "wake" back up after that is he never went to "sleep" he is already unsealed and bugging the author lol
Ah forgot about this xD
The real question is if discord still had his arm on his face
Green lime Jello isn't so bad. Could have been black licorice... or would Celestia even stoop that low?
I know it
Isnt that stuff going to rot the tree very soon from were ever it wasnt cleaned?
Really hope that stuff get itself cleaned up
Now all she need to do is get big Mac to eat the jello off her
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Giggidy.
Time to invide Ponyville population for a eat/lick all you like.
The thing i wonder about is how they are supposed to plan the place without it being sticky or not reached places start to spoil.
I hate when I eat in my car and stuff land in between the seats that requires me to literally remove the seats so something that fall in a unreachable position isn't going start to rot and stinking up the car.