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Marvelous. You fucking genius.
I always thought it was Applejack Apple Apple. Never enough apples.
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That's what their parents said!
The Mayor, Mayor Mare, forbade it though. Something about legal trouble in misusing the name Apple.
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Thanks.
That was great! I loved the bit at the end!
"Why, my middle name is Marshmallow. I’m Rarity Marshmallow Belle.”
I love you, author.
wait twilights middle name is mother fucker? BWAHAHAHA
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It makes for some embarrassing family reunions, yes.
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i would like to know the back story behind that name
Twi's middle name here is believable in my books. I could see that being her name easily. Her life has been too ridiculous for that not to be her middle name.
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That's true! She's been the center of attention for way too many weird catastrophes and coincidences!
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It would be. I don't know if explaining it would remove some of the comedy factor, though.
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not if the story behind it is funny as well
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Maybe, maybe. I'd have to channel my inner Aragon for that.
I wonder just how adventurous Twilight Velvet really is...
So, Sequel: The Middle Finger.
Chapter name: Flipping them the bird.
Contains Iron Will and Gilda in luchador masks wrestling with each other.
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id read it
If that's really Twilight Sparkle's middle name, that prolly explains why Ponyville's the current chaos capital of Equestria. Rarity's explains so much, Applejack's redundant (as is tradition with earth ponies) and Rainbow's is embarrasing. Though, Rainbow's middle name will always be Miriam to me.
@shardikku @sollace
what are you two up to this time ???
(xoxo sunsetto)
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Mayor Mare's middle name...? Maire!
and Spike?
Spike Nomiddlename Sparkle?
Spike Dreamsmasher Sparkle?
Spike PrincessesCelestiaisthebestprincessever Sparkle?
Spike Twilight Sparkle?
Spike Spike Spike?
I must know
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From Harsh Whinny
Seems like Twi should have anticipated that question and not pressed the issue in the first place.
New headcanon accepted.
Well, except for RD. She's always going to be Rainbow Miriam Dash to me.
8630034 For me, Spike's middle name will always be Kengrowth, partially as a Gen 3 reference and partly because Kengrowth sounds like a name for a refined badass. Unless Twilight does something and gives him a very stupid middle name like Cow or Mutt.
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"Mayor Maire Mare"?
It certainly fits with the Earth Pony tradition.
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I hadn't heard of that one. It was almost Murial, though. It seems everyone tends towards the M sounds for Dash.
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What he said ^
Spike's middle name is The. Just The.
However there was a short time when his last name was Fax-machine. Celestia had him change it because he kept having paper jams.
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Notin'.
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"Miriam" is an old one for the fandom. Like, really old. Folks just haven't spent many words on Rainbow Dash's middle name in awhile, in my experience.
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Huh. I... actually kind of like it.
Actually it's Twilight Mary Sue Sparkle. Canon.
Makes you wonder what Shining Armor's is...
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*Princess Twilight Mary Sue Sparkle
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Corndog.
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I don't know where it came from, but for a long time it was pretty common in the fandom.
Having been present at the birth of our first child, I can testify the conversation went like this:
Doctor: So, have you given any thought to a name?
Wife: Christopher.
Me: Huh?
Wife: Yes, we discussed it.
Me: With who? (eyed wife, who was still on a lot of medication, but within easy striking range. Considered just what she had just gone through, how strong she was, and how I planned on living with her until I died. Nodded knowingly.) Yes, Christopher.
Besides, *one* middle name is trivial for Oz.
The words came pouring out of Oz in one rapid-fire cascade. “She’s Such An Awesome Filly With A Really Cool Mane And Such Tiny Little Hooves And Look Dear She Has A Horn, because my parents were like, weird when I was born and my uncle Wheat Grass was like, writing like the stuff down for the birth certificate and the dude at the city clerk office said it would be like ten bits to get my name changed and like mom said “No way!” and dad said “Yes way!” and they decided to save up the ten bits and wait until my cutie mark but I really like the name now and didn’t want to change after we blew the stump to smithereens so we kept it and everybody just calls me—”
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The trouble with Spike is that Celestia had Twilight name her, and she was kinda young at the time, so she thought "Spike the Dragon" was a good name.
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There are worse middle names...
--Sweetie Adora Belle
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well given Twilight's is "Mother Fucker" I'd Wager Shining's is "Son of a Bitch"
Rainbow Meurice Dash
Apple Apple Jack
Rarity Marshmellow Belle
Flutter Butter Shy
Pinkamina Suprise Pie
TWILIGHT MOTHER FUCKING SPARKLE *Guitar solo*
Pinkies middle name is already canonically Diane.
8631942 That's like how Sonic's named. Well, at least Spike doesn't have multiple embarrassing middle names.
8632177 Then their middle names are either badass or very unfortunate, as I've explained Twilight's in a previous comment. Shining on the other hand, yeah, explains why he sucks. Honestly, was Twilight Velvet high, drunk and/or horny when she named her foals!?
Another thing, I'm really hoping that Flurry Heart doesn't have a middle name like her father and aunt. I really don't. On a random note, I can imagine Big Mac's middle name to be Steven.
Want some of my headcanons?
Twilight- Twilight Sparkle Princess Symbolic
Rarity- Rarity Diamond Topaz
Scootaloo- Scootaloo Loftwing Belltower
Sweetie Belle- Sweetie Belle Thrackerzod Topaz
Littlepip- Littlepip Chevalier Starbright
Blackjack- Go Fish Herringbone Symbolic
Puppysmiles- Puppysmiles Raincatcher Biscuit Days
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I thought Sweetie Belle's middle name was Thrackerzod, and her last name was Topaz.
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I assumed it was something like in Carpe Jugulum (of the Discworld series) where whatever the person naming the kid says (in the book, it's a priest, but that doesn't seem to make much sense in MLP) irrevocably becomes their name.
Leading to such names as "King My-God-He's-Heavy the First", "James What The Hell Is That Cow Doing In Here Poorchick", and "Princess Esmerelda Margaret Note Spelling of Lancre"
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oh kinda like what happened in meet the fockers
man, all those great comments about the mane sixes names and meanwhile i'm just sitting here, wondering what a milkmare is. or rather if it is what i think it is....
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Hey! I'm sure milkmares are a highly respectable occupation in Equestria!
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Yes, but she really wants ponies to call her surprise, for aforementioned reasons.
Luna damn it!! I look like Markiplier during a try not to laugh challlenge
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Yeah. That's what stuck with me the most. Rainbow Miriam Dashery.
8634389 I don't remember the fic, but I remember THAT full name.
holy shit, this has to be the CUTEST FUCKING THING EVER
And damn, go twilight. Badass battle cry complete in the name
ba dum, pssshhhh
Pfft, Rainbow, we only know one who's middle name is danger.
Ponies with middle names like that shouldn’t pressure others to reveal theirs. :)
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I think it was loyalty to the creed. That's where I saw it first