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  • Today
    The Spongebob Poll Winner: Idiot Box

    3 comments · 48 views
  • Friday
    This Random Comedy Idea Is Up For Adoption (But I'm giving it to somebody who is really REALLY good)

    This adoption is gonna be a bit different from my previous adoptions. For one thing, this focuses on one story and one story only. It's a humor/random/crackfic/whatever idea that I got and I've shown a lot of people I know. They loved it, and said this could be a really big thing. Problem is, I don't have time to do it. I have too many fic on my plate to deal with this. But I do want to see it come to life.

    This idea I will only give to somebody who not only wants it, but has experience with funny fics, writes well, and has free time. It has to be somebody experience and if nobody shows up I'm gonna look for people to give this idea too (You can even suggest to other people to try and adopt it from me if you think they can be up for the task). So if I feel your not up to writing this fic, I won't give it to you.

    Here is the basic plot:

    The idea is that Twilight sought to experiment with the  mirror pool a bit more. So she had a clone of her made and gave it basic functions. However, it screws up and accidentally killed her. When she wakes up she find out she's still in her body and everything is fine, but she goes outside and finds the town in a state of mourning, for her. She spies on her own funeral where she sees herself in a casket. She can rule out being a ghost since she still feels pain and enters the ceremony shocking everypony. At first they accuse her of being a changeling, but in truth, she realizes she's in her clone's body.

    Celestia and Luna do some scans and it's indeed Twilight with the same mind and soul, but her corpse is still there. She then realizes that her soul and mind must have sought out the clone instead. Everypony is just thankful she's alive (however, they continue with the funeral, burial and partly by the demands of Pinkie since she worked so hard for everything to be made and don't like seeing party stuff get to waste, plus Twilight admits she always wanted to go through her own funeral).

    Twilight theorizes that the clones from the mirror pool can allow ponies souls and minds upon death to travel to their living bodies like beacons and take over. Rainbow Dash pretty much says that the clones can be a way to prevent their real deaths. Twilight says she wants to experiment, but finds it too dangerous and decides to leave things as they are. Rainbow, naturally, figures she can abuse this by doing really dangerous stunts, and clones herself. She manages to do a really dangerous stunt that ends up killing her, but sure enough, she wakes up in her clone's body and crashes her own funeral, proving, much to Twilight's anger, that her theory was real

    Naturally, when everypony learns they can cheat death, they abuse the hell out of the mirror pool

    And from there the fic goes in whatever crazy direction the writer wants. If you are interested in doing this fic or you know somebody who might be good for it, please mention it. Remember, I will not give this to first come first serve. I will give it to whoever I feel can do this justice. And I will assist in helping it made.

    Hope I find somebody good for it.

    14 comments · 110 views
  • Thursday
    Depression: The Number One Growing Disorder in the Western World

    There is a problem growing not just in the Western World, but for our generation: depression. Over the past few months I've learned a lot of things from some friends of mine that scare me and I felt I need to do something about it. So I've decided to post this blog post. I'm sure we've all seen blog posts of people who are suffering from depression, or are having struggles in their lives and they can't explain why. Sure, sometimes we take everything in the internet not that seriously, but sometimes those people are real and they are asking for help. I myself have never had to go through depression, but I have had both family members and friends with it.

    The No.1 psychological disorder in the western world is Depression and it's hitting us young adults around the ages of 25-29 and, slowly, it's even going lower to that of teens in high school. I know at least ten or so people alone who either have this disorder, or know somebody who has this disorder both mild and serious. It ruins lives and most of us aren't aware of who may or may not have it.

    If you know somebody who has depression, or you yourself may be depressed, the first and foremost thing is  to see somebody and get on therapy. You may also want to look at sites or groups that are willing to help people with depression such as http://www.beyondblue.org. and http://www.dbsalliance.org. There are also sites where you can donate money into depression research.

    While I am no professional myself, some well known signs if people are having depression are the following:

    You can’t sleep or you sleep too much

    You can’t concentrate or find that previously easy tasks are now difficult

    You feel hopeless and helpless

    You can’t control your negative thoughts, no matter how much you try

    You have lost your appetite or you can’t stop eating

    You are much more irritable, short-tempered, or aggressive than usual

    You talk less to your family and friends

    You’re consuming more alcohol than normal, taking drugs, or engaging in other reckless behavior

    You are causing self-harm to yourself

    You have mood swings from happy to anger to sad and you can't control them.

    You have thoughts that life is not worth living (seek help immediately if this is the case)

    Any of these signs may be signs of depression or possibly other mental illnesses that you are experiencing too. Nevertheless, if you are somebody who has these signs, or knows somebody who has them. You need to seek help ASAP.

    It also helps to talk about it, either with your friends, family, doctors, therapists, clergy, and more to talk about your feelings and seek professional and medical help. Nobody wants to lose somebody to depression and it's up to us to help make a difference. Spread the word through your communities, join or set up fundraisers, or even write or draw about depression to send a message. Even something as this blog post may help save a life.

    And I pray that one day we'll be able to do that.

    31 comments · 209 views
  • Wednesday
    Into Darkness We Ride Update: Chapter 6 On The Fields Of War

    And then the shouting began. They sang the name of their master. Their ruler. Even their god in some ways. To Shining Armor, it was a name he wanted to see on a tombstone.

    “Sombra! Sombra! Sombra!”

    And then, with one last bestial cry, they charged.

    2 comments · 57 views
  • Tuesday
    Adapting To Night: Creature of the Night Part 5

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All Princess Luna wanted was to wake up and enjoy her night, but after getting pranked one too many times by Philomena she is determined to get revenge. Can the palace withstand a prank war between these two?

Now on Equestria Daily

First Published
7th Jul 2012
Last Modified
28th Sep 2014
#1 · 124w, 15h ago · 2 · · Chapter 1 ·

:moustache: A bi-bi-bird bird bird! Bird is the word.

Did you know, about the bird!

#2 · 124w, 15h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

this sounds VERY funny

and I will read it later:pinkiehappy:

#3 · 124w, 15h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

looks goooooooooooooood

#4 · 124w, 14h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Excellent! Had me roaring, and I'm sure everyone else in the house thinks I'm crazy now. Crazier... Anywho, really looking forward to the next part! Please keep writing, I'll keep reading!

#5 · 124w, 14h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Why is this so funny? Help. Unable to sustain sanity with laughter. Going down!

#6 · 124w, 13h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

:rainbowlaugh: great story! needs a sequel. or a spin-off about Twilight's adventures as a frog!:twilightoops:

#7 · 124w, 13h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

I knew something like this would happen one day! Philomena seemed just the perfect foil to Luna's high-strung disposition.

I'll admit the socks thing is a little on the random side, and our lack of knowledge or even hints as to why it's there is a little jarring, but maybe that's something for later chapters. So, maybe the random tag as well for this?

Oh, and very funny! By the way, will we see Philomena preen Luna's feathers at one point? Seems the troll thing to do.

#8 · 124w, 11h ago · 1 · · Chapter 1 ·

A prank war between a fire bird with the power of regeneration and a veritable goddess?

#9 · 124w, 11h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>872401

Best comment yet

#11 · 123w, 6d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

This, is, hilarious! Keep up the great work, I'm dying to read the next one.:rainbowlaugh:

#12 · 123w, 6d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

I hope you continue this!

I think this must be the best prank war book i've read in a while! And it's just getting started!:raritystarry:

#13 · 123w, 6d ago · 1 · · Chapter 1 ·

>>871485 Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!

#14 · 123w, 6d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

I think Nightmare Moon started by talking to socks. Life goes in circles.

#15 · 123w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

RIP, Mr. Socko

#16 · 123w, 1d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Mr.Socko NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!:pinkiesad2:

#17 · 123w, 9h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

I laughed. Hard. Thank you. You have a favorite.

#18 · 123w, 9h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Ladies and Gents, let us have a moment of silence for Mr. Socko. :ajsleepy:

Okay moment's over. DEATH TO THE.... bird that essentially has infinite lives... um....huh. I got nothing.

#19 · 123w, 8h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

People, we got ourselves a war!

This is one of the best stories I've ever read! Keep up the good work, and let's hope that Luna will be victorious against Philomena! A bird that makes Fluttershy cry, is no friend of mine!:flutterrage:

Anyways, keep on writing! :rainbowdetermined2:

#20 · 123w, 7h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

You know all those stories/games/shows where all the gods are for some reason locked in eternal hatred or combat with each other? I used to wonder why it is that they continue those kind of pointless wars. Now with a phoenix and an alicorn involved in prank infinitum, I can see how it might work. The Gods are  closet sock puppet addicts too. :pinkiecrazy:

Philomena.... Two things....

You're gonna need it by the end of this.

If you would prefer, I can censor that^.

#21 · 123w, 7h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>913688

Okay, THAT is the best response yet.


>>872401

Sorry, bro, but that guy above took your crown

#22 · 123w, 7h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>913705

He earned it.

>>913688

You earned it.

#24 · 123w, 7h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Oh Harmony, Luna's full name . . .

I also have the most minuscule of nits to pick: the phrase is "So mote it be". It just doesn't have the same punch otherwise.

#26 · 123w, 3h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

XD I like the ghostbuster reference you made lol I can't wait to see more of this!

#27 · 122w, 6d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Woo hoo! Congrats on the Equestria Daily, glad I could lend a hand in this!

#28 · 122w, 6d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

You my good sir, deserve a moustache :moustache:... No... may a thousand moustaches fall upon thee... this is one of the best fics I've read in a while, keep them comming, I cannot wait to read more.

#29 · 122w, 6d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

You just had to put Faust as the last name in that list. And you just had to make me rupture something in laughter because of it. :rainbowlaugh:

#30 · 122w, 6d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Man, so funny. :rainbowlaugh:

#31 · 122w, 6d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

brace yourselves mah bronies and pegasisters... this is gonna be biblical... :twilightoops:

#32 · 122w, 6d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Bring on the next chapter!!

#35 · 122w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

This is hilarious, I can't wait to see more.

Comment posted by RealityCheck deleted at 11:45am on the 12th of July, 2014
#37 · 122w, 4d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>924062 Really? Well, the part about waking her, I guess. Mostly I thought it just made Philomena seem absolutely insufferable.

#38 · 121w, 6d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Remind me not to set off Luna...I don't think I want to smell like fried human o.0

#39 · 121w, 4d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

I was enjoying this thoroughly already, even with the oddness involving socks (I've seen it often enough that it pretty much just elicits a shrug anymore), and then you got to the aside with the dragon.

That secured a favorite and a thumbs up. Let's see where this goes...

#41 · 121w, 4d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

One little thing: When Helm Breaker asks Nocturne if he's okay (“You alive in their, rookie?”), it should be there instead. :twilightblush:

For the rest, awesomesauce.

#42 · 121w, 4d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>966111

I was waiting for somebody to get that

#43 · 121w, 4d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>966417 It was the first thing that popped into my mind when i read that line, you had me rolling when Celestia pulled out the banana

#44 · 121w, 4d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>966438

It doesn't matter how old the joke is. If you can make it appear at the right moment, it can still work.

#45 · 120w, 1d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Poor Lulu :heart:

"I will make her feel the wrath of a thousand pranks before the week’s end! I don’t care if it takes me an eternity!"

an eternity or weeks end .. whatever comes first :heart:

#46 · 120w, 10h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Equestrian is gonna burn isn't it?

#47 · 118w, 4d ago · · · Chapter 2 ·

SWEET!:rainbowlaugh:

#48 · 118w, 4d ago · · · Chapter 2 ·

Another hilarious chapter

Well Done!

Favorite line:"Taping a sign that said ‘Worship My Royal Flank’ on my backside without me noticing!":rainbowlaugh:

#49 · 118w, 4d ago · · · Chapter 2 ·

That night would be forever known as “Luna’s World Disco Party”.

YES.:pinkiehappy:

#50 · 118w, 4d ago · · · Chapter 2 ·

Excellent work.

:pinkiehappy:

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