Pinkamena Diane Pie (to her friends, Pinkie Pie) has a secret. By day, she's a fun-loving party pony, but by night (Well, also during the day. She's not picky), she's a hitmare, working for the sectors of the government the classified sectors of the government say don't exist. As the best assassin in the agency, she's the one they turn to when presented with an impossible task.
OBJECTIVE: Kill the unkillable.
Assassinate Philomena, Celestia's pet phoenix.
Written as an entry for the F*** This Prompt 10 Contest.
Fun fact: I've never seen Kill Bill. Good thing this isn't a crossover.
Thanks to a friend for helping me work out just how to go about doing this. Hopefully it turned out well. If it did, please hit that like button! (Alternatively, if it didn't, I can't stop you from pressing the other button. We don't talk about the other button.)
I just got one question:
How'd you do that formatting there?
7024618 It's [ code ]Words go here[ /code ] without the spaces between brackets.
Thanks for reading! :D
EDIT: Looking through this on a non-mobile device, I realised the font is a bit different in your example. I didn't do anything to it to make it do that other than the code brackets, so it could just be where it's located.
funny
Okay, right after Pinkie started her assignment, I thought I knew who wanted Philomena dead.
Then... "What a twist!"
7028041 You have no idea how happy this comment makes me.
7028135 I tried to imply it to be Celestia, but I wasn't sure if I succeeded or not. Glad the ending was different, though. ;p
Most thought it was Celestia, then everyone got duped. Funny story, good job.
7035467 Thank you!
Amusing story.
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A great comedy story from the puns to the sarcasm. Also, you really know how to write Pinkie
And that ending was just the icing on the cupcake.
Also, it seems your story doesn't like hyphens and/or dashes
You can has review!
4/5 ONLY because here
you missed the opportunity for pinkie to say "yes please"