Wow! So I went to this convention and found this stand that was selling lifelike replicas of video-gaming swag. I got a copy of Sol Badguy's sword for a steal! Too bad that shifty merchant actually sent me to Equestria, but on the plus side, I'm Sol Badguy now!
I'm gonna do this right, just you watch. I'm genre-savvy, nobody and nopony is going to stop Sol Badguy!
Obvious Displaced parody. Sol Badguy is from the Guilty Gear franchise.
Day 4 of my Self-Imposed 28 Fics in 28 Days Challenge
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Well, at least it's short.
"Displaced, Why is This Still a Thing? Tonight with John Oliver, on FimFiction trends that just need to fucking die."
This seems to be Celestia's "Sol"ution to the Displaced.
....Seriously? XD
7920457 I have a better question: How long will it take people to just accept for what it is, ignore them, and just live on with their life? No use wasting time and emotions hating on something that'll never go away, like Inflation or porn stories on Fimfiction.
Behold, the only justification for ever writing a Displaced fic, parody or not. As a Venom main(though I'm more of a BlazBlue guy), gud shit/10.
EDIT: Also I can make a shorter one. 1000 words, all of them way shorter. It'll just be "Warrior from 8 Bit Theater gets Displaced" and the entire fic is "Welcome to Ponyville." "I like swords." Repeat until 1000 words. I won't actually do this.
7920624 Well damn; I was actually looking forward to that.
7920654 You know what? Patchy's my favorite 2hu, so I change my mind.
I WILL BE THE CANADIAN* AUTHOR THAT WILL SAVE YOU FROM CERTAIN DOOM! I SWEAR ON THE MAPLE LEAF THAT YOU WILL BE FUCKING ENTERTAINED!
*: I am not actually a Leaf.
I wouldn't mind a slice of life displaced story, in which the main char dress up as a slice of life character. Like for example, Sawako, from kimi ni todoke. Why no slice of life displaced!
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2 people upvoted this chain. Better share. Wait hold up. AHEM.
WELL I FUCKED THIS SHIT UP LIKE JUSTIN TRUDEAU MEMES FUCKED UP ANY CHANCE I HAVE OF TAKING LEAFLAND SERIOUSLY. DON'T YOU WORRY, NO MORE POLITICAL SHIT FROM ME. "GUARAN-FUCKING-TEED!"
7920799 Because Displaced is all about wish fulfillment, and no one wishes to be a regular Average Joe from a Slice of Life show/book when they could be a baddass.
Simple but great. Thank you for this.
7921033 Hey man, I wish for a quiet life.
i know someone's gonna be THAT guy so here's your fucking jojos reference
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Well, this finally inspired me to write one. It was actually kind of fun.
7921465 I await seeing your take on the Displaced genre
7922287 In which form? To make fun of it or make a good story without the famous cliches?
7920608 or inflation porn stories
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For your pleasure, The Even Shorterest Displaced Fic Ever
Question. Would the plot have been resolved in a less lethal fashion if the protagonist dressed as Order Sol?
Haha! You got me. Well played.