Princess Daddy Issues

by Door Belle

Deleted Scenes

Author's Note:

Extra silliness written by myself and Damaged.

"Look, I put skill points in language for him, you have to try to bluff him or he automatically succeeds at diplomacy." Flurry grinned wide.

"How did he automatically succeed?" Shining shuffled frantically through his papers. "You can't make a cockatrice a Bard!"

"Why not? Now, try to bluff him!"

"Okay then." Shining set the papers down. "I'm bringing rule number two into effect."

Flurry scrunched her brow. "No throwing up on servants?"

"No, not that one... although it is still in effect. I mean the official rule two: Players may attempt to roleplay out any and all interactions rather than relying on dice." Shining turned to the cockatrice. "Bawwwk buk buk bawk?"

"Um. Shining Armor?" Fluttershy gulped. "You just challenged him to a duel to the death. Or, um, petrification. He is a cockatrice."

Shining Armor groaned. "I really should have put more points into exotic languages."

"It's okay. Cockatrices don't speak chicken. He just thinks you're, um, weird."

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"Alright, now I can go and order all the staff around!" Princess Daddy Issues felt on top of the world, literally. She was now officially a Princess.

"Hold on, yours isn't the only ceremony today." Cadance turned her head toward Sunburst and the various tutors for her daughter. "Please step forward for the knightings!"

The knighting ceremony was brief. All Cadance told each new Crystal Knight was, "Congratulations. You survived."

Comments

[Penalt]

As a father myself, I have one thing to say:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Canary In The Coal Mine]

The deleted scenes are amazing. Thanks for sharing the story.

[Architect Ironturtle]

I can totally see Shining Armor parenting like this.

[pahnazd]

Ah, this was quite an amusing read. Good job.
Those deleted scenes though.

[VitalSpark]

You've been featured! Well done!

[Samey90]

Or the time, as a much younger foal, she had refused to let him change her diaper for almost a week while Cadance was on a diplomatic trip to neighboring Yakyakistan. Fortunately, she had finally caved a few hours before Cadance was due to return, and the cleaning staff had worked a miracle in Flurry's room and the surrounding hallway. His Princess hadn't suspected a thing.

One could say, he barely avoided shit hitting the fan...

Treaties are made to be broken

Shining and Cadance have to remember to take all the copies of A Song of Ice and Fire away before Flurry gets ideas. Though it seems it's already too late.

[Door Belle]

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All I can really say is "Thank you."

[eraser]

Is that all?

[HiddenMaster]

That was quite hilarious and adorable. Well done.

[fractalman]

Y'know what...have a fave for the amazing premise.

[fractalman]

Read it. Have a place on my "best of the best" shelf, because that was awesome and hilarious.

[Dan]

Ah, the joys of trying to get kids into your own nerdy interests.

I read bits of The Silmarillion to my niece and got her into manga (she loves The Girl who Leapt Through Time, both the prose original novel and manga sequel that the movie is based on). I'm thinking I'll get her some Usagi Yojimbo trades next.

[Courage Fire]

Okay Belle. This has my interests. Will read come the mornin'.

[Mr Good Cat]

what a munchkin her nerdy father is

please tell me there's a scene of Shining and Flurry playing Munchkin.

[Door Belle]

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Mommies are underpowered. The Daddy class's Gang Up feat is severely underrated (maybe more Daddies need to learn to play) and needs to be rebalanced.

--Definitely Not Mommy

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Sorry. This one is about dice.
If it were truly a dice fic, I probably should have named one of the main characters Little Pip.
...Does something smell like balefire to you?

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Enjoy!

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When she reaches high enough level, she'll have the chance to branch off into the Mommy prestige class and acquire Immunity: Poo automatically at third level. Definitely Not Mommy said Mommies aren't overpowered, though, so I imagine Flurry will be looking for a stronger build once she realizes Daddies, being mostly a Rogue class, are tricksters.

Cadance is the only alicorn to date to have taken any levels in Mommy.

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I'm not going to be a parent, but my own dad used to read Tolkien to my siblings and I as bedtime stories. Also, Star Trek TOS, D&D, and Avalon Hill war games (that turned out to be more my brother's thing and were definitely not bedtime stories).

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I'm flattered, thank you!

[FanOfMostEverything]

The only thing worse than a demigod with apocalyptic power is one who can talk back. Still, Shining seems to have gotten her under some degree of control. Flurry may not respect propriety, but she respects the rules as written. That's definitely better than nothing.

Most amusing all around. Thank you for it.

[Caffeinated]

Cockatrices don't speak chicken.

[Boulder]

"How did he automatically succeed?" Shining shuffled frantically through his papers. "You can't make a cockatrice a Bard!"

Succeed: -What a toothless Cockatrice does, suck seed!?!

[Daedalus Aegle]

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