Appledashery Vol. Two

by Just Essay

...Rarijack'd

"Applejack?"

She stared at a painting of Canterlot hanging off the wall of Carousel Boutique. Her eyes followed the blue sky and clouds... then a gentle arc of a rainbow painted in the corner of the landscape. Her freckled face smiled at that last detail...

"Applejack, darling?" Rarity's voice intensified.

Just like that, the cacophony of blow driers and running water pierced Applejack's eardrums. She woke up to the moment, turning to give Rarity a double-take. "Hmmm?"

"I... I-I don't mean to pry, Applejack, but..." The fashionista nervously tapped her front hooves together while her ears drooped. "...would you kindly mind getting your hair wet so that I may wash and condition it... then work on your hooficure and makeup and—"

"Work on my what now?" Applejack blinked.

"AJ! Dang it, girl!" Rainbow Dash barked from the distance, making Applejack's muscles tighten up. "Move your friggin' flank! Grand Galloping Gala, remember?! If we're late, I won't be able to get there in time to impress the Wonderbolts!"

"Heh... sure thang, y'all..." Applejack winced, smiling sheepishly at Twilight, Pinkie, and Fluttershy in the distance. "Reckon I wanted to wait until the rest of you girls took your turns."

"We've taken our turns, Applejack!" Rarity briefly frowned. "We've taken them and a half! Now." With blue telekinesis, she dragged over a water-filled basin. "This bucket."

"Yeah...?" Applejack craned her neck and peered into it. "What about it?"

Rarity's magic plucked the ribbon out of Applejack's mane.

"What in tarnation—?!" Applejack managed before she felt her blonde hair being yanked over her head and then her entire cranium savagely dunked in the water-filled bucket. "Bllbbllblblblbbb!"

"Fluttershy!" Rarity hollered across the Boutique in mid-apple-pone-wakeboarding. "Fetch me the damnable shampoo!" She began viciously soaking Applejack's mane while Rainbow laughed. "My future marriage to royalty depends on it!"

Comments

[zaponator]

...and then the shit hit the fan!

[Phoenix Kitten]

Snnrk.
Rarity is one of two best pon's.
Even more so now.
That's amazing.

[Lightning Bearer]

Never change, Rarity.

No, really. Don't change. You're perf.

[remnants]

...Rarijack'd

Quick, everyone panic! Mono found out the password to Just Essay's account!

[Sam the Anti-Ninja]

Heh. Still closer to cuddling than Rainbow's gotten.

[DrEggnog]

Just the right amount of extreme.

[Booster Spice]

What you need to do is sell sugar cube lumps of apple dipped in honey on toothpicks in canterlot for 10 bits each. 100 bits for Zap Apple chunks. Make them so poor ponies cant afford them and the rich will guzzle them down so they cant save up neither.

Rarities showing her Flutterrage there.

[Leftover of Saikano]

8335170
Her character development in the show was never about changing. Just becoming more like herself.

[Lamplighter]

I can totally see Rarity having to hold AJ down to Gussie her up.

[Boop-Happy Lass]

I can see Rarity doing this XD

[arancaytar]

She began viciously soaking Applejack's mane while Rainbow laughed.

Don't laugh yet, RD; it'll be your turn in a second.

"Stand still, Rainbow!"

"I can't, I need to dash! Ugh, this is so unrainbow!"