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  • Sunday
    Request for Aid, Please

    My friend, Sage of Toads, needs some help. He has a job but is getting insufficient work hours. I know, I know: I ask a lot from you and I have delivered so little lately. But I only ask for what aid can be given. He is the one who has helped me write and become a better writer. He is like my brother. I have lost a lot of family in my life, so I had to rebuild it from scratch. So please, if you have some cash just send a little of it off.

    So please, give it a shot. Just a few bucks, all I'm asking. If you wanted to send me money? Just send it to him instead. His Paypal email link:

    Thank you.

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    NEW JOB!

    A short term archaeology contract, only lasting a month at best, but hey! It is getting paid for something I want to do. However, it will take me to Iowa's cornfields and riparian environments, so writing is going to be even slower than usual. Let's see if anyone notices!

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    Hands Next Chapter at 90%

    This is going to be another change up in style for this series: A bit more serious, and telling things from the side of Earth post-Changeling War. But it will also introduce something crucial for Andrew Shepherd: A link back home.

    And thus, all his embarrassing exploits can at last be related back home.

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    "Hands" Now Available in German!

    Thanks to the extremely talented Wolfiewonk90!

    Give him props and danke!

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  • 7w, 4d
    If You Like My Work Enough to Pay Me

    I'd appreciate that as I'm currently between jobs. I have to wait on callbacks from several job interviews I've done, but a little extra cash would be nice.

    Donate Here

    Hell, I'm working on a comic version of one of my fics right now and some cash would help get that done.

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  • ...

A thousand years is quite the generation gap, so Princess Luna decides she has to get with the times. However, this isn't quite as easy as she thinks it will be...

First Published
27th Jul 2011
Last Modified
20th May 2012


I love this series. It's easily my all-time favorite MLP fic.

I think you forgot something....

Wow, part two was a short read.

Oh, I get it! This chapter represents the power of imagination! It's whatever we want it to be! Is imagination like the 7th element of harmony or something?

Wait, no. That's just me being stupid. Yeah, I think we've got a few words missing here. :twilightblush:

Please update it here.  I've already read all the new ones on EQD, but having it posted here will give me another reason to reread it.  :pinkiehappy:


Yeah, I'm with Sgt. Brony on this.  Spread the Progresslove!

Oh come on, when will the next update be.  




It's only a model...


Come, knights. Let us RIDE, to, CANTERLOT!

We're Knights of the Round Table,

We prance when ere we're able,

We do routines and chorus scenes

With hoofwork impeccable.

We dine well here in Canterlot,

We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.

We're Knights of the Round Table,

Our shows, they are, formidable,

But many times, we're given rhymes

That are quite unsingable.

We're Opera mad in Canterlot,

We sing from the diaphragm

a looooooot.

In war we're tough and able,

Quite indefatigable,

Between our quests we wear sequin vests,

And impersonate Clark Stable.

It's a busy life in Canterlot,

I have to pull the pram a lot.

You know what? On second thought, it is a silly place...

Monty Neighthon and the Holy oatpail

>>15933 something for your reading torture- I mean, pleasure, whilest you await the updating from our esteemed author. All Hail!:rainbowwild:


'Luna versus Baseball' has the funniest ending :rainbowlaugh:



That will be all.

Yes! This is the fic that basically characterized Luna months before she was actually characterized. Automatic five stars.

'Progress' updated? I think I must be living in some weird, alternate dimension.


Dude, there's almost 30 chapters. They're just on instead of here.


I know; I just never expected it to updated again here.

I've had some issues with, but I'm happy to report they've been resolved. So now I'm posting all of the Progress chapters and all my other Pony fics to this site as well!

I love this fanfic! You deserve more! :raritywink:


yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!!!!!!

I for one, feel that there's been a distinct lack of "progress" these days. More please! :twilightsheepish:

Lmao this is my favorite chapter. :rainbowlaugh:

This was such a comedic and light hearted story! I would love to see more from this.


Yosh! I can't wait for more update!

I read this about an hour ago, and I can't get this Mr.Rogers theme out of my head.

This "sister" comment needs to be returned to at some point.

FInally!! FINALLY! A whole new reason for me to re-read 'Progress' again! And again! And maybe one more time! And then once more! And... Well, you get the idea...

It's the most awesome story containing Luna EVER.

To everypony: If you still haven't read it, READ IT IMMEDIATELY.

To Mr. Talon: Thank you for being awesome again, and... Wait... Where is Luna-Do-Well, eh? Don't say you won't continue Luna VS Vigilantism... I won't be able to bear it...

I wanna be his neighbor!:twilightsmile:

I'm glad Angle got it in the end. Good-for-nothing little varmint...:flutterrage::ajbemused:

I hope more gets put up. :yay:

Please do. This is a very Scrubs styled fic. Kinda cute.

I felt that bro. Immortal goddesses that remember heroic long lost loves is very heavy. Gives me a good feel. *raises flagon of OJ* To Magnificent! The Stallion that captured the heart of the Moon in a bucket! May his story live till the stars dim and then on! :twilightsmile:

So I hear the Space part's getting cut. Do you have a revision for this line from the current arc (From "After the whole... Being fired from the Space Program... Thing, I've been working to catch up on other matters of state."

Two chapters in...

ME GUSTA. :moustache:


Seriously though, how in Discords name do you come to the conclusion that it takes twenty seven minutes to pop popcorn?


I think what happened is that she calculated the time it would take for every kernel to pop, rather than the amount of time to pop as many kernels as possible without burning any.

This is one of the best story series that involve Luna ever!:twilightsmile: Could you give me advice on how to write a fan fic? Thanks!:yay:


*twitch*:twilightangry2: *twitchtwitch* :flutterrage:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHlright I'm fine now. Had to get a primal scream out at that *shades* part, it's become an almost involuntary reaction to them. Onwards to the next chapter!

I love the Pinkiecopter. I hope we see something similar again soon.

I'd watch Ninja Pony Spa Attendants. I'm not sure why, maybe just out of curiousity.

If you get enough Fail...

you get a Win! :pinkiehappy:

Will read more tomorrow :D

"Dealing with Luna at this stage was like dealing with a frightened bird. A frightened, super powered, prudish and insecure bird who could destroy the world, but a frightened bird nonetheless."

One of my favorite quotes of all time.

Can't tell if Trollestia or Molestia....not sure which I prefer.

This is wonderfully cute! :rainbowkiss:

I cant wait to read the rest of the chapters :pinkiehappy:


My pet theory is that the result somehow got multiplied, or failed to be divided by, 10. 2.7 minutes would probably be about right.

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