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this i'll have my eyes on I hope it turns out slightly funny though
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Son, if you don't think Rainbow Blitz getting a splinter in his tongue licking cum off the floor is funny, I don't know what I can do for you, 'cause that's about the level of discourse around here.
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not the best thing I have read but still the premise does entertain me so a like you get:)
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One day I will write the best thing you have read just watch me.
May take a few years of practice though.
7406148 let me rephrase what I said I did find that funny I hope it keeps a comedic level about it
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Jesus Christ. Thanks for another round of laughter.
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Oh good.
So... the Princesses are still Princessy, here?
Oh my god the penis-murder thing is literally (figuratively) killing me
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OH NO! I have failed as an editor!
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In my defense they DO know she exists! But they should really blaspheme locally. Fixed.
Is clop supposed to make me giggle this much? Cuz I'm giggling a lot, here.
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Yay! I like to engage the full range of emotions. :D
Oh scotch
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By Solaris' beard!!!!
Scotch if you need help you need only ask I would happy to
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bronzes comment
Omgggg that is the. sweetest. thing.
YAAAASSSS!!! YOU GO, GIRL!
3 way? Always thought blitz and "Wanda" would would have like a back and fourth thing dissing each other then bucking on the side.
Fun fact my name was DJ-col7 before
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I'm sorry I made you such a good in this one then, your highness!
Someone forgot to close their italics tag...
Oh wow it italicized the sidebar too!
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Oh gosh I don't know what went wrong!
"Sibling Incest"? I thought Incest had to do with siblings to begin with. Clearly I'm wrong.
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You are, actually! A sibling is a brother or sister, but incest is sex with any blood relative! Or possibly even non-blood relatives, since the linked definition speaks in legal rather than genetic terms. So you can have cousin incest, parent-child incest, grandparent incest, all kinds of incest!
Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.
Ohgod what? Nobody told me there was gay in this!
This was very silly, and I approve.
Damnit I laughed too hard and everyone asked what it was about... I dont think they believed my lie, they saw the bulge...
Is Scotch really that short in comparison to Scoots?
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It's meant to be Buck, here. I don't have the brainpower to untangle to the orgy and see if I can make that clearer tonight.
Thanks for digging the deep (and gay) cuts! I really like this story especially.
Good story but would be better if you had an editor to help you out.
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I won't tell them you said that.
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You have earned the Slav stamp of approval
love this story
I don't know why your stories have so many dislikes, this was one of the comfiest storied I've ever read on this site.
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Well. In this case. The reason is GAY. :D Seriously I get almost all my DVs on day one; I don't think the people who do it even read the story.
Aaand now Treble will forever sound like Angus, from Dragon Quest VIII.
Haaaaa this is fantastic because I wrote a silly Bayonetta crossover.
Also because lordt you do the sex and romance and everything else oh so well and I am painfully enjoying Butterscotch being a slutterscotch, this has been such a good story so far and I am excited to finish it tomorrow. I KNEW that there was something I really wanted to read after Life After The Blitz and I'm glad that I came back across this in your library! The way you can do such a variety of acts and keep things interesting and the pace moving without ever lingering past the point of being welcome is really impressive to me.
and I just love the way you do Butterscotch lordt the poor confused boi.
This was really good. You handle relationships so well and the characters and their dramas and problems really nicely and believably. I really liked the way you handle Blitz, his problems with facing up to things as well as commitment.
Also Twilight and Dusk with math all over their faces is a fantastic image, seriously.
You did beautifully with this story, though. I love the way you intertwine wild sex with relationships, and how you frame those relationships and the issues people can have. You handle trust, companionship, and self-discovery really well. Poor dumb, sheltered Butterscotch. Poor dumb... dumb Rainbow Blitz.
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I really like FlutterDash/ButterBlitz. They're just so... opposite, but they need each other. Shy needs someone strong to protect her, and Dash needs someone soft to care for her. But they're both also resistant to that, because Shy is so... um, shy, and because Dash's ego is so fragile.
Did you read Perfectly not Perfect yet? I forget. It's one of my very best.