Everypony is Sad

by hazeyhooves

Chapter 10

The changeling was sad.

It was sad because it was starving.

Like all changelings, it parasitically fed off of other ponies' love, draining them of all vigor and emotion.

For the past few years it had fed off of Rainbow Dash's inexhaustible love for herself.

Rainbow Dash was currently stuck in the hospital with a broken wing, so that bountiful supply of love was cut off.

It had to find a new host. But where was love to be found in this harsh, cynical world known as Equestria?

The changeling nearly gave up hope, but then it detected an intense beacon of love nearby! This love radiated so fiercely, so freely, magnitudes stronger than even Rainbow Dash's narcissism. This was the mother lode!

The source was a pony named Twilight Sparkle at her favorite restaurant, the Hay Burger. She loved burgers so much. She wolfed them down, completely unconcerned with anypony witnessing her lack of table manners.

The changeling pounced on this opportunity without hesitation. It knew that its entire life had been leading up to this pivotal moment.

It used its changeling magic to reshape itself as a giant burger, diverting all of Twilight's love from the edible burgers toward the impostor. The gluttonous pony didn't notice anything at all, so she continued chowing down.

Both Twilight Sparkle and the Changeling never went hungry again.

Burgers!

Author's Note:

"Wow. I honestly wish this had ended in burgers." -- FanOfMostEverything, on the Writeoff version.

WISH GRANTED.

Comments

[Dubs Rewatcher]

A triumph of the human spirit!
-Lawn Care Monthly, August 2016 issue

[Majin Syeekoh]

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[Waterpear]

this is very silly

[Quantum Pony]

That was... erm... something?

[hazeyhooves]

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I love something. Something is my favorite.

[Quantum Pony]

7324109 yeeeaaahhh... Something is good

[goaway]

Remember, kids, don't buy drugs. Become an author and it's almost the same thing.

[eeveedude632]

Truly the greatest art peice of our generation.

[UniqueSKD]

[Toiwat]

I am sad.

[Minalkra]

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NO.

[UniqueSKD]

7326379 Bull**** Johnny Cash sucks and every knows it! Just like that whole HD plasma tv b******s that everyone falls for too!

[UniqueSKD]

7326379 And you have a really nice avatar by the way too. GAAAAAAH!

[Charlie Nine Fingers]

Their Small, their quick, they're fill with a little bit of wit. They're not so bad, they're not so sad, they were written by a swell young lad. Who knows if he's lazy, who knows if he moves, but wrote us this story; Thank you HazeyHooves.

[Axis of Rotation]

She was sad because she can't read.

These were great fun. Nightmare Moon's was a very clever inversion.

[tamales]

what, was all I thought through out this story.

[TAPEt]

It is midnight here. I will go to sleep and hope I can forget I read this...

[CoffeeMinion]

Typo alert!

the an intense

[hazeyhooves]

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too many typos like that and it'll drop below 1000 words. that would be the an worst

[bloons3]

Surreal. Every chapter was like a bad fanfic, yet somehow the story was good...

[Super Trampoline]

I've reviewed this story HERE! Follow me for more reviews to follow.

[Kryssi]

Haze, I think this is too weird.

Something something Chapter 10 is best chapter because changelings.

Bleh, it’s midnight. I too tired.

Pancakes.

[Cynewulf]

Art

ARRRRRTTTTTTTTTTT

[nodamnbrakes]

This is the best story I've ever read.

[theponycaptorproject]

Chapter 7 nearly killed me

[forbloodysummer]

Superb story. Especially the Fluttershy chapter.