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Super Trampoline


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    Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bit and other fund generation?

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  • 8 weeks
    BABSCon 2024

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  • 10 weeks
    On Death

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Sep
4th
2016

Less-Read Review 2: Everypony is Sad by hazeyhooves · 11:53pm Sep 4th, 2016

Do you guys mind if I just do one review at a time? It's easier for me.


Welcome to Less-Read Reviews, where I review stories with low word counts.
Today we have:

Everypony is Sad by hazeyhooves
"All of them. Every pony. They're all sad."
Tags: Teen, Random, Sad, Main 6, Cutie Mark Crusaders

Plusses:
Funny, with a few fresh takes on characters suffering. Doesn't overstay its welcome.

Minuses:
Sometimes these veer a bit into tired tropes territory, but generally don't.

Thoughts: This is fun and stupid, but not too stupid. I enjoyed it and laughed aloud a few times. I was the opposite of sad.
Verdict: You should read this

Rating scale, since Present Perfect gave me shade for using his:
You should definitely read this: Highly Recommended
You should read this: Recommended
You should maybe read this: Vaguely Recommended
You should possibly read this: Conditionally Recommended
You should not read this: Not Recommended

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