Long ago, there use to be billions of stars in the universe. Now a days? Not so much. As each star is getting snuffed out by a two faced scumbag and the monsters known as Varelsi, factions are fighting over the scraps left behind and desperately trying to hold their ground against the shadows. One of these factions consist of the free people of Solus and are known as the Rogues. Mostly comprised as a band of scavengers, renegades and overall... misfits.
But what happens when these troublemakers are tasked with raising one? One that is capable of having chocolate milk and cotton candy appear from out of nowhere... Well, let's just say that this is going to get interesting.
Inspired by Tatsurou and the new game from Gearbox Software called "Battleborn". I wanted to try something like this and have fun with a young Discord as well. Hopefully this will work out well. Credits to everything shown. Thank you MrAquino for helping me edit and write this for certain parts.
Updates occur whenever I get the chance to write. If you want to play Battleborn with me on Steam, look for my username frostraven32.
... This is going to be A LOT of fun... I have foreseen it!
If you don't know what Battleborn is, here you go:
Glad to be working with you, Mr. Frost. This is going to be great madness!
7117511 XD. Glad you are on board.
7117670 Glad to be here!
Checked the Battleborn wiki to get a better grasp of the characters... but I can't help but think all the female characters will find it had to resist Discord's cuteness and be quite quick to whack their male team mates over the head for upsetting him. I'm dreading the day he figures out how to drive Toby's mech.
7117787 xD
7117963 Add in his ability to create food out of nothing and I can see all the enemies learning what he likes to try to bribe him to make their favorite stuff for them.
Nowadays is one word.
"Well, let's just say that this is going to get interesting."
That's for the readers to decide, not you.
Hmmm.... pancakes need milk in them... can Dissy have the idea of making pancakes with chocolate milk???? Just checked the web, apparently THEY EXIST! I can't wait to see what comes next, but I still want to see all the female characters cooing over how adorable Dissy is.
If you're wondering why Discord insisted pancakes, well... I actually imagined him with the voice of the kid from Cabin Fever.
I wasn't even a quarter of the way through the story and i almost died from laughter...TWICE i might add. (the rest was all the same.)
KEEP GOING WITH THIS STORY PLEASE THANK YOU!
Remind you guys of anything?
DO MORE PLEASE THANK YOU!
7152596 Glad to see you are on board with it
Discord is awesome. I love how he can heal allies with his chocolate milk, very useful.
Dang.. Discord is able to fill any role if he can use all the weapons of his allies. I can't wait to see what they learn about his origins.
Heavy from TF2 and Ralph from Wreck it Ralph
7164509 Exactly!
more plz
This reminds me of one of the story ideas alarajrogers came up with but never got around to writing. Was this intentional?
7199003 Surprisingly, no
Luna
christmas carol
Simpsons
Muffet
Hellsing Ultimate abridged
Lord of the ring
7200425 Congrats!
7200601 Danke....Thank you in german.
Honestly if there were others I didn't see or know them
7200635 Look at the Bug Spray part... then your icon
7200832
The either the heavy or engie
7200908 Add the Mask
7200913 Spy or Pyro
7200973 You got it. Second one. Fits along the lines of Fumigation, wouldn't you think?
7200976 Yeah....someone actually made a workshop weapon where instead of a flamethrower its a poisonous gas thrower
WHEN SOMEBODY ASKS ME WHO MY FAVORITE BATTLEBORN IS I SAY DISCORD
THEY SAW THATS NOT A REAL CHARACTER
I SAY HE IS MOTHER BUCKER AND IF YOU DENIE IT I WILL SICK FLUTTER SHY ON YOU
HEY WHISKEY, LIKE YOU CHOICE IN PONIES BY THE WAY
7210054 xD. Glad you like it. Expect more shenanigans in the future!
7164101 DUDE, WHISKEY WILL BE HAPPY AND AMAZED
7210309 Yeah, and he'll probably squee if Fluttershy tackle glomps Discord when he returns to Equestria.
Is it wrong to want to see Discord getting a small spider bot and using a remote to control it like a remote control car as a fun toy??? I can see him controlling it to crawl along the ceiling and prank everyone and also putting a paint ball gun on it to tag people in training.
7210570 NO IT AINT, THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS
7210565 THERES THAT
7211908 Wait til Discord introduces "The Family"...... and then they meet Aunt Orendi
I was just thinking, "A giant drill must have a Gurren Lagann reference from Discord and you did not disappoint.
This would be the perfect cue for Discord to toss a bunch of banana peels under ISIC's body so he goes slipping and sliding all over the place.
I love Discord referencing stuff complete with costumes. It makes me grin whenever I can place one of his references.
7219219 I didn't think of the banana one. I'll keep that in mind.
7210127 I WILL
Portal
Gurren Lagann
Pyro's flamethrower
Pokemon: Diglett & Dugtrio
The Matrix & Hellsing ultimate abridged
Mary Poppins
Tron
One Punch Man
SAO abridged
(I think that's all)
7220452 Congrats. You're the first one to get the SAO abridged ref
7220547 Watching Noble Reactions helps
7220599 xD
Portal
TF2 Medic
Miley Cyrus (THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU)
ASDF
If i missed any please point them out
7229336
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7229361 i.imgur.com/FZx8v0S.gif
7229381 Try again?