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FrostTheWolf


Behold, the coming oblivion. 'Twas the end of our era, and the beginning of our great work. -Emet Selch

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Long ago, there use to be billions of stars in the universe. Now a days? Not so much. As each star is getting snuffed out by a two faced scumbag and the monsters known as Varelsi, factions are fighting over the scraps left behind and desperately trying to hold their ground against the shadows. One of these factions consist of the free people of Solus and are known as the Rogues. Mostly comprised as a band of scavengers, renegades and overall... misfits.

But what happens when these troublemakers are tasked with raising one? One that is capable of having chocolate milk and cotton candy appear from out of nowhere... Well, let's just say that this is going to get interesting.

Inspired by Tatsurou and the new game from Gearbox Software called "Battleborn". I wanted to try something like this and have fun with a young Discord as well. Hopefully this will work out well. Credits to everything shown. Thank you MrAquino for helping me edit and write this for certain parts.

Updates occur whenever I get the chance to write. If you want to play Battleborn with me on Steam, look for my username frostraven32.

Chapters (38)
Comments ( 193 )

... This is going to be A LOT of fun... I have foreseen it!

If you don't know what Battleborn is, here you go:

Glad to be working with you, Mr. Frost. This is going to be great madness!

7117511 XD. Glad you are on board.

Checked the Battleborn wiki to get a better grasp of the characters... but I can't help but think all the female characters will find it had to resist Discord's cuteness and be quite quick to whack their male team mates over the head for upsetting him. I'm dreading the day he figures out how to drive Toby's mech.

7117963 Add in his ability to create food out of nothing and I can see all the enemies learning what he likes to try to bribe him to make their favorite stuff for them.

Nowadays is one word.

"Well, let's just say that this is going to get interesting."
That's for the readers to decide, not you.

Hmmm.... pancakes need milk in them... can Dissy have the idea of making pancakes with chocolate milk???? Just checked the web, apparently THEY EXIST! I can't wait to see what comes next, but I still want to see all the female characters cooing over how adorable Dissy is.

If you're wondering why Discord insisted pancakes, well... I actually imagined him with the voice of the kid from Cabin Fever.

I wasn't even a quarter of the way through the story and i almost died from laughter...TWICE i might add. (the rest was all the same.)
KEEP GOING WITH THIS STORY PLEASE THANK YOU!

The Penguin sighed, using a contraption at the side of the table so he could raise himself up and sit on the counter while Shayne was putting in the pancake mix and Discord himself cracked the eggs and made the shells explode once they entered the trash bin.

Remind you guys of anything?

BOOM!!!
“Okay, just what in Solus was that?!” Reyna asked from her position back at the cockpit. “Did that kid find one of Foxtrot’s grenades?”

7152596 Glad to see you are on board with it :pinkiehappy:

Discord is awesome. I love how he can heal allies with his chocolate milk, very useful.

Dang.. Discord is able to fill any role if he can use all the weapons of his allies. I can't wait to see what they learn about his origins.

“YES!!! Now it's coward killing time!!!” He yelled in a deep, Russian accent… followed by him wearing red overalls. “I’m gonna wreck it!!”

Heavy from TF2 and Ralph from Wreck it Ralph

This reminds me of one of the story ideas alarajrogers came up with but never got around to writing. Was this intentional?

“HUZZAH!!! The fun has been doubled!!!”

Luna

Tell Tiny Tim I won't be making it this Christmas

christmas carol

“WEASEL STOMPING DAY!!!”

Simpsons

The Spiderlings stopped as an 8-Bit tune was heard. Discord stood on five boomboxes, wore a girl’s dress, had Orendi’s arms, and held various tea equipment while looking a bit like a spider-thing himself.

Muffet

“Well, that’s just not fair at all…”
“I’m sorry, but…” Reyna spoke as her gun clicked back and she aimed it at the sentry. “We don’t give a f*ck!”

Hellsing Ultimate abridged

“My… precious.” he hissed, holding a ring

Lord of the ring

7200601 Danke....Thank you in german.
Honestly if there were others I didn't see or know them

7200635 Look at the Bug Spray part... then your icon

7200832

wearing a familiar red outfit.

The either the heavy or engie

7200973 You got it. Second one. Fits along the lines of Fumigation, wouldn't you think?

7200976 Yeah....someone actually made a workshop weapon where instead of a flamethrower its a poisonous gas thrower

WHEN SOMEBODY ASKS ME WHO MY FAVORITE BATTLEBORN IS I SAY DISCORD
THEY SAW THATS NOT A REAL CHARACTER
I SAY HE IS MOTHER BUCKER AND IF YOU DENIE IT I WILL SICK FLUTTER SHY ON YOU

HEY WHISKEY, LIKE YOU CHOICE IN PONIES BY THE WAY

7210054 xD. Glad you like it. Expect more shenanigans in the future!

7164101 DUDE, WHISKEY WILL BE HAPPY AND AMAZED

7210309 Yeah, and he'll probably squee if Fluttershy tackle glomps Discord when he returns to Equestria.

Is it wrong to want to see Discord getting a small spider bot and using a remote to control it like a remote control car as a fun toy??? I can see him controlling it to crawl along the ceiling and prank everyone and also putting a paint ball gun on it to tag people in training.

7210570 NO IT AINT, THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS

7211908 Wait til Discord introduces "The Family"...... and then they meet Aunt Orendi

“As we will use this drill to pierce the heavens!!!” Discord cried out, conjuring a strange pair of sunglasses to put over his eyes. Just causing Reyna and Thorn to raise an eyebrow, Montana to chuckle and Oscar Mike to facepalm his own helmet. But as they activated the drill, several spikes of Ice were beginning to rupture from the ground, followed by hearing ISIC’s voice.

I was just thinking, "A giant drill must have a Gurren Lagann reference from Discord and you did not disappoint.

“Oh good, you survived. That means I get to kill you myself! Which is way more fun than anything else. I hope Kleese is watching because when I’m done with you… He’s next.” He said, laughing like a maniac as well as the group just looked at the quad legged robot form he was using.

“Okay, is it just me or does anyone else feel that ISIC’s lair is a little trippy?” Shayne asked over the comline. “Ugh whatever, just deal with him as quickly as you can.”

This would be the perfect cue for Discord to toss a bunch of banana peels under ISIC's body so he goes slipping and sliding all over the place.

I love Discord referencing stuff complete with costumes. It makes me grin whenever I can place one of his references.

7219219 I didn't think of the banana one. I'll keep that in mind.

He spoke up, while Reyna heard Discord on her end of the conversation how some “cake” was also a lie as well.

Portal

“As we will use this drill to pierce the heavens!!!” Discord cried out, conjuring a strange pair of sunglasses to put over his eyes.

Gurren Lagann

handheld flamethrower

Pyro's flamethrower

“Go, Pokemon!” The red ball open, and appearing in the snow, only it’s head showing, was a brown, large, adorable eye & nose thing… followed by more popping out, some with three heads together.

Pokemon: Diglett & Dugtrio

“THE… MATRIX. Seriously, it’s like you watch that movie scientifically…” Shayne snickered before looking at Ghalt and Kleese. “Hehe… Get it?”

The Matrix & Hellsing ultimate abridged

“I'm feeling Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!“ Just as he said that, Reyna turned to see Discord floating down softly with an umbrella out that lightened the speed of his downward descent as the youngling touched down on the ground softly. He landed and pulled out a chimney sweeper, making him dirty, followed by some music playing. “Chim Chimney, Chim Chimney, chim chim cheree, a kiss is as ‘ucky as ‘ucky can be!”

Mary Poppins

“... I don't think so.” Discord replied. With a snap, he was in a white, neon blue, technologic looking suit, and techno music played.

Tron

“Serious, serious, SERIOUS PUNCH!!!” He announced. Using his lion paw at the core, he punched, though it was a tap.
“OH? OHOHOHOHO!!! How adorable! You seriously thought that-?”
BOOM!!!
“What the f**k!?!?!?” Everyone on the battlefield and intercoms shouted in unison.
“ONE PUUUUUNCH!!!” Discord cheered, wearing a yellow suit with red boots & gloves, with a white cape. The impact not only exploded ISIC’S body, but it destroyed the skull.

One Punch Man

“It goes as followed…” She said, before pulling on the transcript on it and began reading it. “Hahahahaha…. Hahahaha…. HahaHAhaha…”
“I think we get it-.”
“Wait, there’s more,” The AI stopped Ghalt before she said the last part of it. “... Ha.”

SAO abridged
(I think that's all)

7220452 Congrats. You're the first one to get the SAO abridged ref :pinkiehappy:

blue hole beneath him, and an orange at a wall next to his ‘mom & dad’

Portal

Discord put on a white lab coat and conjured some kind of weapon that emitted red like energy as it healed Rath’s sores like nothing ever happened.

TF2 Medic

“♫I came in like a wrecking ball!♫”

Miley Cyrus (THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU)

“I like trains…”
As soon as he said it, a giant freight train popped out of nowhere and plowed into the side of the boss.

ASDF

If i missed any please point them out

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