Angela's Side Job

by Cool writer

Harry

Author's Note:

For maximum reference and humor capacity, read in a British accent.

Dear Miss Witch,

When I heard you could give me magical powers, I decided to give it a whirl. When nothing happened, and I was unable to make anything levitate, I decided to go to bed, thinking that all the "hype" was just you, over and over again. But then I woke up...

The next morning, I woke to find that I had been transformed into a horse like creature. It was surprising, but then I was able to move things with my mind! It was amazing... until I changed back. I was a little down at first, until I realized I could always order again.

Yours, Harry P.

Comments

[badninja]

So this was the boy who lived? He has enough magic IMHO.

[Cool writer]

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Thanks for adding, just realized it went through

[Golden_Reflection]

Yours, Harry P.

I bet his last name is 'Perkins' or something like that an everyone just assumes that he is Harry Potter when he signs his e-mails and texts like that!

[Cool writer]

7399640
*Rings the winner bell*

[Seeking Dusk]

The concept is simple, but it's pretty amusing.

[Graglithan The Greater]

7399640 Damn it Perkins stop messing with the muggles!

[Cuber Snuggles]

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How about Porkins? Make all the fans angry!

[Cool writer]

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Porkins...? Porkins. PORKINS!!!

I'm still sad over his death in "a new hope"!
OMG I'M SO TRIGGERED RIGHT NOW!!! I'm going over to tumblr and my emo "cutter" friends to complain to! (JK)

[Cuber Snuggles]

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Glad you got the reference

[FairyFun]

Accio Ponies!