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When your life is as dull a gray as the world that surrounds you, the mundanities can make it all seem meaningless.  Sometimes we need a couple drugs -- or six -- and maybe a pegasus, to reintroduce us to what truly makes life worth living.

First Published
12th Aug 2012
Last Modified
12th Aug 2012
#1 · 122w, 5d ago · 7 · ·

That picture is the reason to read this.

#2 · 122w, 5d ago · 7 · ·

What is this I don't even. And yet I still fav'd.

#3 · 122w, 5d ago · · ·

7 likes in 5 minutes...wow :raritystarry:

#4 · 122w, 5d ago · · ·

Awesome.

#5 · 122w, 5d ago · · ·

Gloooooooorious!

#6 · 122w, 5d ago · 8 · ·

"Maybe some scientists screwed up an experiment and mixed an ostrich with a dog, and then gave it to some homeless man with lots of spray paint."

"And then we fucked the end."

I now remember why I love you so much. Best parody written in quite a while.

#7 · 122w, 5d ago · · ·

I don't get the ending....:unsuresweetie:

#9 · 122w, 5d ago · · ·

i approve this history

#10 · 122w, 5d ago · · ·

I think ill give this story a like, then leave and eat a chocolate bar.

#11 · 122w, 5d ago · · ·

What is this, an MLP version of "Ted"? :rainbowhuh:

#12 · 122w, 5d ago · · ·

Wat. :rainbowkiss:

#13 · 122w, 5d ago · · ·

Um.. :rainbowlaugh:

#15 · 122w, 5d ago · · ·

This story made it worth it to have read "My Little Dashie". Thank you!

#16 · 122w, 5d ago · · ·

*slow clap

thank you for making a story that was sad into one that made me lol the hole time

and one more thing....and then we fucked...the end!:rainbowlaugh:

#17 · 122w, 5d ago · · ·

And into my read later pile we go.

The comments make me feel that just for the concept, that you deserve one of these.

:moustache:

#18 · 122w, 5d ago · · ·

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ?

#19 · 122w, 5d ago · · ·

I don't know what I just read, but it gave me a boner. *likes and fav's*

#21 · 122w, 4d ago · · ·

Best story I've ever read. :rainbowlaugh:

#22 · 122w, 4d ago · · ·

Many luls were had.:rainbowlaugh:

#23 · 122w, 4d ago · · ·

I think I love you. This was absolutely hilarious. I've never read a troll fic this funny. And the plot twist at the end would make Shyamalan proud. Loveitloveitloveit. Thumbs up and and a favorite.

#24 · 122w, 4d ago · · ·

Inb4 feature

#25 · 122w, 4d ago · · ·

This is like, the funniest shit ever!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

#26 · 122w, 4d ago · · ·

*Description* :rainbowderp:

You've destroyed :rainbowhuh: my favorite story. And the saddest one.

I'm not even going to read this! :fluttercry:

#27 · 122w, 4d ago · · ·

Wow...I saw this one hour ago and added it to Read Later, but now it's featured

#28 · 122w, 4d ago · · ·

>>1074360 This needs to happen.

#29 · 122w, 4d ago · · ·

I didn't shed a single tear reading "My Little Dashie" (yeah, yeah, sue me).

But this made my eyes tear up from laughter. One of the best parodies I've read in a while.

And then we fucked the end.:rainbowwild::rainbowwild:

#30 · 122w, 4d ago · · ·

*favorites*

This was just hilarious, especially since I happen not to care for My Little Dashie at all... *prepares to get the shit loved and tolerated out of her*

#31 · 122w, 4d ago · · ·

Dammit! Why is Milkshake not available in my country! Anyway, this was epic, especially the ending part with the teacher, you gave me some serious 'wut's to mull over.

#32 · 122w, 4d ago · · ·

>>1074857

I had the same reaction.:unsuresweetie:

#34 · 122w, 4d ago · · ·

At first I was like :derpytongue2: and then I was like:derpytongue2: and finally I was like :derpytongue2:

#36 · 122w, 4d ago · · ·

I like.

#37 · 122w, 4d ago · · ·

I think this is the best thing ever. Of all time.

Even though Dash speaking in Teenage Girl made me die inside a little.

#38 · 122w, 4d ago · · ·

They always said,"When you grow up, I hope you drop out of high school."

:twilightoops: Wow.... great parenting. :trollestia:

One of my biggest fears was that a hobo would come and steal all my drugs and make the box his new home, but there weren't any hobos around.  

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: Just the image from that :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:


Maybe some scientists screwed up an experiment and mixed an ostrich with a dog, and then gave it to some homeless man with lots of spray paint.

Yup, I'd say that about sums her up :moustache:


I had only a split second to react, and I didn't.  Rainbow Dash jumped out of the fridge and latched onto my face like a parasite.

You sure this isn't Pinkie?

"Don't ever call me dad again.  Understand?"

"Yes dad."  

:trollestia:


"Hooves?" I ask.

"Yeah."

"Carry on."

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

DAT ENDING!!!!! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

#39 · 122w, 4d ago · · ·

>>1074857It's A parody, quite good too.

This cured me of sadness everytime I think of My little Dashie. Thank you for this ....... AHHHHH :yay::trollestia::rainbowlaugh:

#40 · 122w, 4d ago · · ·

"Oh no," I say.  "This must be the conflict."

I chase after her and we make amends.  We laugh about our lives together and skip merrily back to my house.

"Oh boy, good thing I resolved the conflict," I say.

All of my yes.

Also, Dash attempting to be a typical teenager. Hurr.

#41 · 122w, 4d ago · 3 · ·

This....

THIS... MASTERPIECE... is the most beautiful thing I've ever read half-ass related to my fic. You sir are a beautiful person. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna just sit here and wait for the butt hurt fans to start acting... butt hurt. *Grabs popcorn and waits*

#42 · 122w, 4d ago · · ·

And then they fucked :trollestia:

Also this makes me want to write a fic where dashy develops a drug addiction :rainbowderp:

#43 · 122w, 4d ago · · ·

>>1075199 I was awaiting the butthurt as well.

#44 · 122w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

>>1075358

So far most people seem to be enjoying it, which is good! Some people take my fic too seriously :ajbemused:

#45 · 122w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

>>1075382 I'm glad you enjoyed the parody, too.  It's always nice to know that the creator of the original finds the parody funny.  

I hope people continue to enjoy it and get a good laugh or two from it.  I had fun writing it :twilightsmile:

#47 · 122w, 4d ago · · ·

that was so beautiful..

#48 · 122w, 4d ago · · ·

This was pure genius.

Alright next you have to do a parody of cupcakes

#50 · 122w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

>>1074970 George walks into the room, sees Rainbow with a bunch of stallions.

Who are all these guys?
:rainbowwild:
I'm paying them, so it's cool.

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