That picture is the reason to read this.

What is this I don't even. And yet I still fav'd.

7 likes in 5 minutes...wow

Awesome.

Gloooooooorious!

"Maybe some scientists screwed up an experiment and mixed an ostrich with a dog, and then gave it to some homeless man with lots of spray paint."

"And then we fucked the end."

I now remember why I love you so much. Best parody written in quite a while.

I don't get the ending....

i approve this history

I think ill give this story a like, then leave and eat a chocolate bar.

What is this, an MLP version of "Ted"?

Wat.

Um..

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You made my day with this story. God this is funny.

This story made it worth it to have read "My Little Dashie". Thank you!

*slow clap

thank you for making a story that was sad into one that made me lol the hole time

and one more thing....and then we fucked...the end!

And into my read later pile we go.

The comments make me feel that just for the concept, that you deserve one of these.

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ?

I don't know what I just read, but it gave me a boner. *likes and fav's*

One of the greatest fics I'e read in months.

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Best story I've ever read.

Many luls were had.

I think I love you. This was absolutely hilarious. I've never read a troll fic this funny. And the plot twist at the end would make Shyamalan proud. Loveitloveitloveit. Thumbs up and and a favorite.

Inb4 feature

This is like, the funniest shit ever!

*Description*

You've destroyed my favorite story. And the saddest one.

I'm not even going to read this!

Wow...I saw this one hour ago and added it to Read Later, but now it's featured

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>>10743601074360 This needs to happen.

I didn't shed a single tear reading "My Little Dashie" (yeah, yeah, sue me).

But this made my eyes tear up from laughter. One of the best parodies I've read in a while.

And then we fucked the end.

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*favorites*

This was just hilarious, especially since I happen not to care for My Little Dashie at all... *prepares to get the shit loved and tolerated out of her*

Dammit! Why is Milkshake not available in my country! Anyway, this was epic, especially the ending part with the teacher, you gave me some serious 'wut's to mull over.

>>10748571074857

I had the same reaction.

>>10748571074857 http://www.hahgay.com/

At first I was like and then I was like and finally I was like

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Well done.

I like.

I think this is the best thing ever. Of all time.

Even though Dash speaking in Teenage Girl made me die inside a little.

They always said,"When you grow up, I hope you drop out of high school."

Wow.... great parenting.

One of my biggest fears was that a hobo would come and steal all my drugs and make the box his new home, but there weren't any hobos around.  

Just the image from that

Maybe some scientists screwed up an experiment and mixed an ostrich with a dog, and then gave it to some homeless man with lots of spray paint.

Yup, I'd say that about sums her up

I had only a split second to react, and I didn't.  Rainbow Dash jumped out of the fridge and latched onto my face like a parasite.

You sure this isn't Pinkie?

"Don't ever call me dad again.  Understand?"

"Yes dad."  

"Hooves?" I ask.

"Yeah."

"Carry on."

DAT ENDING!!!!!

>>10748571074857It's A parody, quite good too.

This cured me of sadness everytime I think of My little Dashie. Thank you for this ....... AHHHHH

"Oh no," I say.  "This must be the conflict."

I chase after her and we make amends.  We laugh about our lives together and skip merrily back to my house.

"Oh boy, good thing I resolved the conflict," I say.

All of my yes.

Also, Dash attempting to be a typical teenager. Hurr.

This....

THIS... MASTERPIECE... is the most beautiful thing I've ever read half-ass related to my fic. You sir are a beautiful person. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna just sit here and wait for the butt hurt fans to start acting... butt hurt. *Grabs popcorn and waits*

And then they fucked

Also this makes me want to write a fic where dashy develops a drug addiction

>>10751991075199 I was awaiting the butthurt as well.

>>10753581075358

So far most people seem to be enjoying it, which is good! Some people take my fic too seriously

>>10753821075382 I'm glad you enjoyed the parody, too.  It's always nice to know that the creator of the original finds the parody funny.  

I hope people continue to enjoy it and get a good laugh or two from it.  I had fun writing it

How can it get any BETTER than this?!

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that was so beautiful..

This was pure genius.

Alright next you have to do a parody of cupcakes

>>10749701074970 George walks into the room, sees Rainbow with a bunch of stallions.

Who are all these guys?

I'm paying them, so it's cool.

you good sir are in fact a comedic genius. i read "my little dashie" and it was beautiful. this.....i......words cannot describe it.

so, tell ya what i'm gonna do.

ROBCakeran53, i am going to do a reading on my youtube channel (om3gaanimat1on) of your story "my little dashie". AND AS FOR YOU SIR!  UPON SAID READING I SHALL THEN READ YOURS!!!!! SAME PAGE (om3gaanimat1on)

Sincerely,

Sonic Longstride

>>10754261075426

Oh yea, you gotta laugh at stuff like this! I've seen far worse parodies, both in the grammar sense and a general "what the fk am I reading" sense. This one made me laugh for a while. Good luck with your future works!

And then we fucked the end.

I just spent the last few minutes laughing, Thank You for writing this. I haven't laughed this much in a long time.

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that was my mind.

BEST. PARODY. EVER.

No, but i haven't laughed so much since...ever. my life is pathetic.

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At first i was like but then i loled but then the aftermath gave me rabies and i died went to heaven hell and back and survived then i was like then i fell out of the try i was laying in and woke up but got hit on the head and was like so then i got the wind knocked out of me and i was like CANT.... BREATH...... but then i woke up from that horrible nightmare and said wow that was amazing so 5 moustaches 4 j00

I love it. Pure genius. I didn't enjoy My Little Dashie too much, but My Little Stashie is filled with win!

I always laughed at my friend for liking "My Little Dashie" so much. So I showed him this...

So much lulz

Dafuq?

This story...

It was good for the most part, but just one thing. You might not have noticed, but you weren't completely descriptive in the conflict.

The ending, however, was spot-on. One of the most beautiful and masterfully ended stories I ever read.

And then we fucked.

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I don't know whether to laugh or burn the computer.

Oh my God. Oh my God this is brilliant.

I actually imagined the protagonist as Discord

Fuck am I high is this even real fuck

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Wut.

So many lulz Great stuff, and I really liked the crazy ending. I lost it when RD was speaking in Twitter

"I was prepared to to wrangle with it and get all Steve Irwin with it, wrestling it to the ground until it couldn't fight back anymore and then teabag it in a flurry of victory."

Made my day .

*reads to the end*

I like it.

>>10753821075382 can you inform me of those people so I can inject pies into there faceholes

>>10743601074360 Pretty much, except without any drama, character development, or Mila Kunis.

>>10759291075929 i know what that pic is from...

>>10743151074315 pretty much...

I don't even. XD TheOnly delivers yet again.

i whole heartedly approve! it may be pure corn but its the good corn! the corn that shows up in your poop 14 hours later!

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Fight! Fight! Make out! Fight!

It sounds like this story was written by drugs. And as if the drugs were on drugs.

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This is even better.

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lol

What the actual.

>>10760251076025

You sure you read the same story? This has all of that, and more.

The ping pong match and the conflict? That was the drama.

At the start, Rainbow was young. Later in the story, she was older. There's the character development.

Rainbow Dash was played by Mila Kunis, so she's there too.

See? This story has it all.

"Any luck finding a job?" she asks, smirking.  She knows I haven't found a job yet, she just wants to rub it into my face.  And as deeply as possible.  Like get it into my pores and shit.

Oh god that had me on the floor.

>>10762781076278

it isnt that funny.

THis is better than my little dashie. Thats not saying much, though.

lol whut?

my reaction

>>10762771076277 Actually I kind of skipped the ping pong match and went straight to Celestia's arrival. I looked back at it now, and I realize just how little I actually skipped over.

this is all i can say

>>10763071076307 It's not that funny when you take it out of context. That was the straw that broke the camel's back, and what made the nature of what I was reading hit me full force.

It's like My Little Dashie-- with a stoner.

....I can get behind this.

The worst part is, this was a satisfying story for me!

"And then we fucked the end."

Awwww yes.

The read did I just fuck.

In all seriousness, though, a good parody of a great fic.  Even if I do kind of want to throw up.

>>10759291075929 Dammit porn, how do you keep finding me?

I got stoned from reading this.

dafuq did I just read...? This is like my little dashie on about five of his cardboard boxes X all of the drinks in rainbow dashes belly... all the more enjoyable!

"Look bro," he says.  His voice loses its authoritative tone.  He pulls down his sunglasses and looks me directly in the eyes.  "I know you have Rainbow Dash, bro, let me see her and I'll give you twenty bucks."  

He pulls out a twenty and starts slipping it into my hand.  

I roll my eyes.  "If you want to see her that badly than you can.  Just come into my house and I'll show you her."  This wasn't the first time somebody approached me claiming to know that I have Rainbow Dash.  I lead him to the door and open it.

"Rainbow Dash, we have a visitor," I yell.  The police guy starts to get all sweaty and excited, obviously a brony.  I had read all about bronies online, and sure enough every once in awhile they would track me down so they could get a look at Rainbow Dash.  Of course, Rainbow Dash and I had made a secret code.  Whenever I yell that we have a visitor, Rainbow Dash knows we're about to beat the living shit out of somebody and make sure he forgets all about the existence of Rainbow Dash in the real world.  

We stand at the doorway for about three seconds, me closing the door slowly so he doesn't.  In all honesty, his enthusiasm about seeing Rainbow Dash is so full, that I could have slammed the door and he wouldn't have noticed.  Once the door is fully closed I call Rainbow Dash once again.  This is the signal for attack mode.

Out of nowhere, Rainbow Dash zips out of my bedroom at mach 3, slamming into the police officer.  She slams him into the ground and pounds her hoof into his stomach.  Rainbow Dash then bites his leg take his pistol out of his holster.  She proceeds to beat him senseless, jabbing her hooves into every part of his body.  I then grab the chloroform from out of a nearby vase I keep near the door and put him to sleep.  We proceed to pick him up once he is completely out and toss him into the basement, adjusting him onto the bed afterwards.  After about a year of hard work, Rainbow Dash and I had built a tunnel that led out of our basement and all the way to the outskirts of town.  Inside our basement was an old bed that the brony would wake up on.  The rest solved itself, especially since we lock the basement door.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!

I love this non-brony he didn't kill dashie or abandon her he just ruins her character with the horrible way he raises her

>>10765901076590

Best. line. evur.

I'm loving it.

WHAT THE FUCK

oh My God this is the Best thing to ever happen to anything ever

7 outta 5... would clop to again

Holy shit, this was funny.

Top three moments were,

"Where are the drinks?"

"In mah belly!"

---

""Oh no," I say.  "This must be the conflict."

I chase after her and we make amends.  We laugh about our lives together and skip merrily back to my house.

"Oh boy, good thing I resolved the conflict," I say.

---

And lastly,

---

Celestia is knocks on the door and I say hi.

And then we fucked the end.

---

Those three moments had me laughing out loud.

Me reading this this was one of those things where you don't want to do it, but you do it anyway.

I'm still not sure what I think.

Dat ending... Just yes