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    Tomorrow, I will have been here for a year.

    Meh.  No big deal.

    Looking forward to new things and backwards at all my other... things... and hoping to improve.  It's been a good year.  Hopefully there will be another good one.  

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    I regret nothing

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  • 89w, 1d
    Trying New Things

    So I'm going to be stepping out of my comfort zone with my next story.  I want to try new things, write a different kind of story.  I apologize in advanced if you hate the story and want me to go back to my old writing style, but I've been formulating this story for months and have decided I just want to get it out there.  

    It breaks out of my comfort zone in three ways:

    1) It's not centered on comedy or jokes

    2) It has elements of romance in it ("Oh My God TheOnly wat are u doing?" I asked myself the same question)

    3) It has fucking romance in it wtf am I writing

    4) There's a storyline and there isn't a storyline

    5) It has multiple chapters (This one is important.   After abandoning so many fics that I tried to make multiple chapters, I'm going to try to force myself to write all the chapters of this story in hopes that after finishing it I'll have the motivation to go back and finish all my other incomplete fics)

    6) It has an adventure tag (Oh God why)

    7) It has OCs in it, please forgive me.

    (Oh and I kinda ignored fanon... not sure how people are going to take that one)

    Yes.  While the story still has comedy in it, it's much more sparse and doesn't focus on it at all.  I promise I will return to trollery and comedy as soon as this is over, just stick with me here.

    Hopefully things go well.  First time I've been hesitant to submit a fic.  I'm way out of my element here, so just bear with me.  

    In other news, I might be having more free time soon so that means my fic drought may come to an end and I'll finally be able to write more stories again.  So that's it, really.

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  • 96w, 6d
    The Jig is Up

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When your life is as dull a gray as the world that surrounds you, the mundanities can make it all seem meaningless.  Sometimes we need a couple drugs -- or six -- and maybe a pegasus, to reintroduce us to what truly makes life worth living.

First Published
12th Aug 2012
Last Modified
12th Aug 2012
#1 · 114w, 6d ago · 7 · ·

That picture is the reason to read this.

#2 · 114w, 6d ago · 7 · ·

What is this I don't even. And yet I still fav'd.

#3 · 114w, 6d ago · · ·

7 likes in 5 minutes...wow :raritystarry:

#4 · 114w, 6d ago · · ·

Awesome.

#5 · 114w, 6d ago · · ·

Gloooooooorious!

#6 · 114w, 6d ago · 7 · ·

"Maybe some scientists screwed up an experiment and mixed an ostrich with a dog, and then gave it to some homeless man with lots of spray paint."

"And then we fucked the end."

I now remember why I love you so much. Best parody written in quite a while.

#7 · 114w, 6d ago · · ·

I don't get the ending....:unsuresweetie:

#9 · 114w, 6d ago · · ·

i approve this history

#10 · 114w, 6d ago · · ·

I think ill give this story a like, then leave and eat a chocolate bar.

#11 · 114w, 6d ago · · ·

What is this, an MLP version of "Ted"? :rainbowhuh:

#12 · 114w, 6d ago · · ·

Wat. :rainbowkiss:

#13 · 114w, 6d ago · · ·

Um.. :rainbowlaugh:

#15 · 114w, 6d ago · · ·

This story made it worth it to have read "My Little Dashie". Thank you!

#16 · 114w, 6d ago · · ·

*slow clap

thank you for making a story that was sad into one that made me lol the hole time

and one more thing....and then we fucked...the end!:rainbowlaugh:

#17 · 114w, 6d ago · · ·

And into my read later pile we go.

The comments make me feel that just for the concept, that you deserve one of these.

:moustache:

#18 · 114w, 6d ago · · ·

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ?

#19 · 114w, 6d ago · · ·

I don't know what I just read, but it gave me a boner. *likes and fav's*

#21 · 114w, 6d ago · · ·

Best story I've ever read. :rainbowlaugh:

#22 · 114w, 6d ago · · ·

Many luls were had.:rainbowlaugh:

#23 · 114w, 6d ago · · ·

I think I love you. This was absolutely hilarious. I've never read a troll fic this funny. And the plot twist at the end would make Shyamalan proud. Loveitloveitloveit. Thumbs up and and a favorite.

#24 · 114w, 6d ago · · ·

Inb4 feature

#25 · 114w, 6d ago · · ·

This is like, the funniest shit ever!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

#26 · 114w, 6d ago · · ·

*Description* :rainbowderp:

You've destroyed :rainbowhuh: my favorite story. And the saddest one.

I'm not even going to read this! :fluttercry:

#27 · 114w, 6d ago · · ·

Wow...I saw this one hour ago and added it to Read Later, but now it's featured

#28 · 114w, 6d ago · · ·

>>1074360 This needs to happen.

#29 · 114w, 6d ago · · ·

I didn't shed a single tear reading "My Little Dashie" (yeah, yeah, sue me).

But this made my eyes tear up from laughter. One of the best parodies I've read in a while.

And then we fucked the end.:rainbowwild::rainbowwild:

#30 · 114w, 6d ago · · ·

*favorites*

This was just hilarious, especially since I happen not to care for My Little Dashie at all... *prepares to get the shit loved and tolerated out of her*

#31 · 114w, 6d ago · · ·

Dammit! Why is Milkshake not available in my country! Anyway, this was epic, especially the ending part with the teacher, you gave me some serious 'wut's to mull over.

#32 · 114w, 6d ago · · ·

>>1074857

I had the same reaction.:unsuresweetie:

#34 · 114w, 6d ago · · ·

At first I was like :derpytongue2: and then I was like:derpytongue2: and finally I was like :derpytongue2:

#36 · 114w, 6d ago · · ·

I like.

#37 · 114w, 6d ago · · ·

I think this is the best thing ever. Of all time.

Even though Dash speaking in Teenage Girl made me die inside a little.

#38 · 114w, 6d ago · · ·

They always said,"When you grow up, I hope you drop out of high school."

:twilightoops: Wow.... great parenting. :trollestia:

One of my biggest fears was that a hobo would come and steal all my drugs and make the box his new home, but there weren't any hobos around.  

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: Just the image from that :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:


Maybe some scientists screwed up an experiment and mixed an ostrich with a dog, and then gave it to some homeless man with lots of spray paint.

Yup, I'd say that about sums her up :moustache:


I had only a split second to react, and I didn't.  Rainbow Dash jumped out of the fridge and latched onto my face like a parasite.

You sure this isn't Pinkie?

"Don't ever call me dad again.  Understand?"

"Yes dad."  

:trollestia:


"Hooves?" I ask.

"Yeah."

"Carry on."

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

DAT ENDING!!!!! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

#39 · 114w, 6d ago · · ·

>>1074857It's A parody, quite good too.

This cured me of sadness everytime I think of My little Dashie. Thank you for this ....... AHHHHH :yay::trollestia::rainbowlaugh:

#40 · 114w, 6d ago · · ·

"Oh no," I say.  "This must be the conflict."

I chase after her and we make amends.  We laugh about our lives together and skip merrily back to my house.

"Oh boy, good thing I resolved the conflict," I say.

All of my yes.

Also, Dash attempting to be a typical teenager. Hurr.

#41 · 114w, 6d ago · 3 · ·

This....

THIS... MASTERPIECE... is the most beautiful thing I've ever read half-ass related to my fic. You sir are a beautiful person. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna just sit here and wait for the butt hurt fans to start acting... butt hurt. *Grabs popcorn and waits*

#42 · 114w, 6d ago · · ·

And then they fucked :trollestia:

Also this makes me want to write a fic where dashy develops a drug addiction :rainbowderp:

#43 · 114w, 6d ago · · ·

>>1075199 I was awaiting the butthurt as well.

#44 · 114w, 6d ago · 1 · ·

>>1075358

So far most people seem to be enjoying it, which is good! Some people take my fic too seriously :ajbemused:

#45 · 114w, 6d ago · 1 · ·

>>1075382 I'm glad you enjoyed the parody, too.  It's always nice to know that the creator of the original finds the parody funny.  

I hope people continue to enjoy it and get a good laugh or two from it.  I had fun writing it :twilightsmile:

#47 · 114w, 6d ago · · ·

that was so beautiful..

#48 · 114w, 6d ago · · ·

This was pure genius.

Alright next you have to do a parody of cupcakes

#50 · 114w, 6d ago · 1 · ·

>>1074970 George walks into the room, sees Rainbow with a bunch of stallions.

Who are all these guys?
:rainbowwild:
I'm paying them, so it's cool.

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