Anon gets into an arm wrestling contest with Applejack and Rainbow Dash. It goes exactly how you expect.
Don’t know how to explain it anymore than that.
Update 2/18/2020: I am shocked this got featured.
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DatZigga
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This part had me laughing out loud at exactly how perfect a response that is to hurting yourself badly.
10090642
Shock is a hell of a drug.
Between his wrist and what?
Typos:
"he never was the most cleanliness of house dwellers" - *cleanly
"Anon too let her pride show, posing to show her leg muscles" - *Applejack
"I’d we had, y’all would be broke.” - *If
A quintessential example of how one bad sentence can turn a fic from "reasonably good fluff" to "really awful and wrongheaded".
Alondro is strong enough to take them both on at once.
He can endure the full strain over and over and over again, while leaving them panting and shivering in exhaustion.
Yes, this is a euphamism filled with innuendo. Filled to overflowing, you might say.
Anon attempts to pet Derpy, who bites his hand off.
You do not attempt to dominate the Derp!
10092225
Close, but not quite.
"Most clean" would be grammatically correct, but it sounds wrong when read. I'd recommend "Cleanest".
Test Your Might
Flustered Dash is best Dash
Easy there, Apocalypse.
10092546
This is the cringiest comment I've seen today. Maybe the entire week.
10093117 Wait about 5 minutes... 10 tops.
10093224
No a lot of the comments I see are pretty good. Yours, however, is not one of them.
That was fun thank you.
10093649 Awww, you volunteered to be my new 'special friend'!
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10094361
Yep, though I'm not proud of it.
Don't be sorry I loved it!
Don’t apologize, I rather enjoyed it.
10092546
What is this narcissistic shit.
10183493 FOR I AM THE KWISATZ HARD-ON-IRAC!!
10184337
eugh the cringe.
10185680 I am also a mega-male with enormous bulging muscles and enough testosterone to turn the entire world into Handsome Squidward.
10186998
this is next level Avenger's threat
10092546
you dont have very many friends do you?
10243766 The classic comment of someone compensating for insecurities... in other words, one of the NPC crowd.
10241916 If you only knew. But soon... soon ZAWARDO will know my power!
10244010
Compensating for insecurities? my dude look at your comment. I bet its a self insert oc as well
10244032
Don't bother. It's already calling people who disagree with it NPCs; it's too far gone to save or even get through to in any meaningful manner. Just ignore it and it wanders off eventually.
10244109
fair enough mate, ill leave it be
10244109 I should think the only 'its' around here think they're deer.
10244162 You do realize this means war.
It's not a deep or complex story, but it succeeds at what it's trying to do. Very much worth an upvote from me.
10245929
You are totally a stupid.
10309230
The individual who comments on my intelligence fails as basic grammar.
This is an example of basic irony.
10310051
-You're a double stupid. He just said he's not! Right Dylan?
-Yeah, asstards.
10310051
Sir, You also failed your grammar test here.
"The individual who comments on my intelligence fails AS basic grammar.
This is an example of basic irony."
Now the only thing you have to say is "You can't fix stupid" and the amount of irony we would achieve in this comment section would be legendary.
I would have expected applejack to injure him, because strength is usually her thing. Also, does this mean rainbow dash’s ego is finally turned down a notch? Because something tells me that’s not gonna last long.
10324637 Autofill replaced it. Every time I turn it off, it turns itself back on with the next updates, and always chooses the wrong word.
10332598
Alright. I apologize for my Snarkiness, figured you were like that other guy with the hamster for a profile pic. He just kept getting mad at people and starting flame wars.
Aw, so Anon has permanent hand damage and pain now. That suck, I hate any permanent injury like that.
10354456
IDK why this is so funny but you've somehow made my day XD
Hell of a way to lose a match.
10186998
Okay, I got to admit, that was pretty funny to read. Now, shut the fuck up, and stop being so full of yourself, it's making everyone uncomfortable.
10588384 Ya'll just jelly of my Super Saiyan swagger.
10589070
Yeah, kinda...
Heh! Never underestimate the power of petting.
Good story!
I enjoyed reading it.