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Catsofwar108


I'm a huge nerd, I confess, I'm just a goofy, awkward mess.

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There are puns. EVERYWHERE.

“You know, I would tell you a chemistry joke,” Twilight paused for dramatic effect. “But I wouldn’t get a reaction.”

Na

As a master punsmither, you have my favorite.

Sans? Is that you?

Twi's puns where great, they're just require too much thought for her friends I guess.

skeleton brothers

Undertale?!
Sans?
Papyrus?
i.imgur.com/UX1Oely.png
Sees the word determined
OMG IT"S CONFIRMED IT"S UNDERTALE

This story was freaking brilliant!

So many puns :rainbowlaugh:

Aww, don't get mad my little Puny

:twilightangry2: *zap*

Huh, so this is what the bottom of the sea feels lik- *implodes*

I'd have said "I have invented a spell that will make you hear nothing but puns until you beg me to dispel it, but by all means finish the sentence Rainbow."

6971100 Na? You mean Sodium?

Hey what's a gambler, necromancer, Sans eye's, want at a magic hospital?

Snake eye's!

Looks like this story's attracting all kinds of punters.

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Hmm... Nope.

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I geddit. :rainbowlaugh:

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NOO I'M NOT UNHEALTHILY OBSESSED WITH IT DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT

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They were actually pretty good, it's just that she was throwing them out of the left-field. Everypony's (Spike included) puns were related on something that was happening.

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Hehe, thanks guys.:raritywink:

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:twilightangry2: I AM DONE WITH PUNS!!!

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Twi: GREAT IDEA!
RD: Come on, Twi. Don't you think that would be a little...
Twi: I SWEAR TO CELESTIA IF YOU MAKE A PU-
Celestia: It would be a bit pun-ishing Twilight.
:trollestia: :rainbowdetermined2:

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Eyy!

Yes I did laugh out loud.

I'd have worded that better. :ajsmug:

Every single one of these was terrible. Which, since they're puns, means they're excellent.

Ja, it looks like zey've been vorking out zeir puns und sighs! Eh, eh? I'll go die in a fire now.

This was beautiful, but twilight's anagram was a hair's breath away from making it spell trump, and then she would have looked like a horses arse. What? no I'm not comparing trump to a horses arse, if you say that again there will be hell toupee:trollestia:

ZAP
“Mr. Squirrel was going to tell me a joke about birds, but I said, “Two can play at that!”
ZAP

Oh, I get it!
(I don't get it)

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don't get salty, now

This is what happens when I'm bored.

Hello bored, I'm Sigmacipher...wanna have a bad time?

I guess Twilight is the pundit that we deserve...but not the one we need right now. Kneed? I could patella that this was going to be a farm-iliar sort of story. As for Mr Squirrel: Two can, but a pair ought. If she wants to take notes, she should probably tell Spike to put a pin in it. Of course Twilight's chemistry pun got no reaction: she's a noble. Poor Twilight can't seem to Rump her friends, even though he's winning all these pri-mare-ies. At the end of the day, I have to ask, what did she do to deserve this punishment? Did her friends just see the oppurtnuity and puns on it?

Puns are a sickness :raritydespair:

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Ha, thanks ya'll. :ajsmug:

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It's Twilight Sparkle, she doesn't understand anagrams.

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I'm so proud of all of you. :yay:

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'Two can' = Toucan

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I'm not bored anymore though. I'm tired.

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Such a spell would backfire on Twilight. Rainbow Dash could just wing it; she's better on the fly than Twilight it is, though you might say that's a of a pinion.

Puns you say?:moustache:
Well, in that case:

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I already seen 'em both!

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clever, that joke flew right over my head

6973521 Thank you. The Way of the Sour Kraut may be an old school, but it just felt Reich. :raritywink:

Somepuny needs to be punished.

(No pun intended.)

Twilight is papyrus and Twilight's friends are sans

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*CLAPCLAPCLAP*

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Oh god I'm just thinking about trying to fight six different Sans in Geno Run now. The thought scares me.

I was hysterical after this had to take a brake from reading. 9/11 IGN

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Great! I love puns too!

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You just made my day. :pinkiehappy:

I take it you got this idea from playing Undertale.

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No, I got this idea from telling boat puns to my friend for an hour when we were sailing. :3

To say she was angry was an understatement.

7131392 Well Sans from Undertale is like that and always telling a skele-ton of puns.

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Oh I know. I've logged something like 40 hours in on that game. Too much time spent! xD

7131392 So, you could say puns were sailing out of your mouth in a wave?


OOoooooooohhhhh! Double whammy!

...

Damnit, now I'm fishing for ideas here; everything good just keeps slipping away.


...

Wait. :pinkiecrazy::trollestia: My puns are just outright croppie now. :pinkiecrazy:
They're probably going to deport me from sheer embarrassment. :pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:
♪~This is the punishment that never ends; it just keeps going on and on my friends...~♪:pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy: Puns are now my anchor in this river of insanity! My plans to drive people insane using puns is coming along swimmingly! I bet that they think I don't have the gull to keep this train of puns afloat! Once I'm done writing all these puns, you'll have a titanic book to read! You are now overcome with a sinking feeling that I wasn't joking! This is now just placeholder text for the inevitable sea of puns to come! Hey! Don't storm out on me now! I just got the president's seal of approval for this! The tides have turned! The puns just keep whaling on me! *Brain asplodes*

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Wow, you mast spend a lot of time thinking up puns! They certainly sail much better than my own! :pinkiehappy:

Too bad it wasn't Berry Pun-ch. :twilightsmile:

I cannot tell a Lyra; I love it when two good friends Bon-Bond over puns. It's like a Golden hardy-har-Harvest as you understand what each one Diamond Mint.

So many wonderful puns! Twilight's reactions to pun overdose is priceless!

But there was one pun I didn't understand:

“Mr. Squirrel was going to tell me a joke about birds, but I said, “Two can play at that!”

Please explain.

Otherwise good job!

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EEEEEH! *Finger Guns*
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That's not really a pun, just Twilight being oversensitive to anything that might be a pun. Two can = Toucan. :3

A neat story might be one where Twilight suddenly starts noticing how all of the stuff around her is named after horse puns and she's the only one who seems to realize it.

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That's... that's amazing. I literally just might have to make a new chapter for that.

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I will love you forever if you do. :pinkiehappy:

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