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anonpencil


Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

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Spitfire stops you during your walk to see Fluttershy one bright and beautiful morning. Though you can't tell what's going on, you can tell that she's not going to let you go until she gets something...but what? You quickly figure out, without a doubt, that nothing good can possibly come of this...

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Man, Anon's liveliness really plummeted at the end there. It's a shame Spitfire didn't get the gravity of the situation.

They are so nonchalant about murder

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Your fan fic quality took a dive

That was bucked up. Good but bucked up.

I guess this story was descent. You built up the joke pretty well, but the punchline kinda fell flat.

huh
what
no
why
wut

[insert subtle falling pun here]

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I have very much missed all these puns. And I am even happier that many of them are leveled as insults to me.
You guys really are the best.

Why did they even make that bet? And couldn't spitfire just ask?

Yeah... all those references to...

No. :ajbemused:

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fireheart.... I love those books that is all I shall say.......

6926017 Ah, well, thank you. Glad to meet a fan of that series.

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Warriors was and still is a wundaba series

Beautiful

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I will try to keep the quality of my puns from falling.

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I'M HAPPY WE DIDN'T
LET
YOU
DOWN

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...this is my fault somehow, isn't it.

These fucking comment sections. So beautiful.

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It's like a certain red-haired singer from the 80s always said:

"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you."

Especially that second bit there. ;)

...Ok he does not like Spits, but why is there a comedy tag on your story when there is no comedy? In fact this is horrible, there should be a gore tog on this story since a pony just mercilessly killed a guy for the dumbest reason ever.

What the fuck did I just read???

Why would Spitfire even do that?

made you feel like a five year old caught experimenting with the family dog again.

God dammit
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Your puns actually made me gag. Continue with them

dunno what the fuck I just read, but glad I did... :P

What the fuck?

that made you feel like a five year old caught experimenting with the family dog again

:rainbowhuh:

What the dick did I just read.

I've made a terrible mistake. This... this isn't the Surrealism section of the internet at all is it?
*stomps away grumbling about Dadaism*

Why do you hate Spike?

6988396 Is it because of his voice?

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It's because he's Spike.
The reasons involved in that are nearly endless.

6988439 But everyone is always giving him a hard time. Doesn't good guys deserve a break sometimes?

: -) I have nothing much to say ,but
(This story was freaking Awesome).
I give it a 10/10

I think this fic may need a dark tag based on how casually spitfire kills someone on a bet... That being said this was still really funny and I got a good laugh out of it. Dark humor FTW.

He fell pretty hard for spitfire there at the end

...well that was out of left fucking field... I don't even know how to respond to that other than mentioning that this needs dark and gore tags.

Everything about that was pathetic. Anon, the joke, even the premise was laughably lackluster. The only thing that wasn't drenched in mediocrity was Spitfire who went above and beyond in the lifeless dullard department. The best part of this story was the comments.

Now that my feelings are out out of the way, here are my thoughts.

The story was coherent and up to par with your usual standard. I do feel the story dragged a little, the payoff seemed to abrupt considering the lengthy build up, a more violent death would have been more fitting. All in all not your best work thumbs down.

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*too abrupt

fixed

Comment posted by PastyWaffles deleted Jun 15th, 2017

7191745 sequel.sequel sequel. First question.was he the only human?!.if so have somepony witness it.(rainbow dash from a nearby cloud:rainbowhuh:).have his ghost fuck with spitfire.by using his ghostly powers to humiliate her:rainbowlaugh:.yes.good. very good indeed!:pinkiecrazy:

Well shit...

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Spitfire lost the bet! :pinkiegasp:
Nice job

7738295 Way to spoil!

Nice job! :ajbemused:

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Well don't go into the comments first silly :rainbowwild:

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Well don't go into the comments first silly :rainbowwild:

7786301 But what if I like going to the comments first??? :unsuresweetie:

7787725 I learned from the best! Discord! :D

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Sweetness! he best teacher out there, hohoh.
Thanks for watching too~ <3

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Sweetness! he best teacher out there, hohoh.
Thanks for watching too~ <3

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