Twilight Sparkle has been one of your dearest friends for a while now, and you’ve seen how far she’s come with her magical studies. Still, even seasoned students make mistakes, and this one is a doozie. While it’s obvious she needs your help, there’s no denying that this is one situation that’s way too hot for you to handle.
Poor
Anonbooks, they did nothing wrong.I wish I could be ashamed of you for this. I do. But I'm not.
With how many stories you've written recently, you could say you're on...
No. You know what? Too easy. I'll think of something better later.
I'm a bit confused by your most recent stories.
Videotape was tagged sad and tragic, but felt more like a dark comedy, while this was tagged comedy that turned into a sad tragedy.
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I dunno man. I wrote this like a comical satire. I tried to drench each line in silly imagery and jokes.
Videotape Does start a comedy, but is tagged sad because of how the story turns. The way it ends is not comical in the slightest. And you can't mix "sad" and "comedy" on this site. A story is either more sad or more comedy. Since this concept has more levity, it gets the comedy treatment.
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Even if you can't mix sad and comedy you could use the tags dark or tragedy much to the same effect, if you think for example teen+dark doesn't fit you can also change the rating from Teen to Everyone to signal viewers what to expect. But I might be a bit biased on this story, because I know a girl whose actual house burnt down, and it was a very tragic experience even if everyone made it out alright.
Wow, Twilight really needs to cool it.
When Spike showed up I felt a spike of annoyance.
Anon really needs to learn how to sugar coat things.
Anon should have just booked it when he got out of the tree house.
Those books just lit my heart on fire.
Water you waiting for Twilight?
Oh man I'm on fire!
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BURN IN HELL!!!
(Your puns need the fire department!)
Congrats, your Twilight just evolved into a Rapidash!
8038042 He's as cool as ice.
I don't know why people are on about sad tragedy or whatnot. Maybe I just read too many of your stories because I never felt sad about Twilight losing her home.
Oh god. I am becoming numb to pony abuse with you.
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Same. It's just how things go. You get burned once, you just become numb to the pain.
That was...
(Puts on sunglasses)
...a hot read.
Spicy spaghetti
I remember that a comedian made a similar joke, but with treehouses instead of books. Good memories yo.
Spike should be capitalized.
Aww RIP Anon. Good luck next time!
Too sad for me. (Anon deserved best pony.)
Oh no, Priest. You're better than this.
Wow Twilight, that was so fire pun of you.
I suggest if this happ'nin git yer keesta to a storm shelter now! Torneighdee is cumin!
Always likened the library to this tree not more than 50km from where I live. And yes it is still growing.
http://www.southaustralianhistory.com.au/herbig.htm
heritagebuildingsofsouthaustralia.com.au/bar17.jpg
At this point I thought 'That's not how we speak of Twi!'
lend/borrow or this a humourous oversight on Anon's part
Spike
Anon "DOH"
Oh this 'Spike' as well needs a capital.
I could see the spaghetti dribbling out of his pockets in those final few lines
Best Twilight crackfic I've ever read.
It's the only Twilight crackfic I've ever read.
Blue and yellow?
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No.
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Would mixing "drama" and "comedy" tags be allowed?
"Wait!" you say, in last ditch effort. "If casting a water spell casts fire."
Spike picks up instantly and finishes your sentence.
"Fire spells will make water!"
WHY WOULD THAT WORK?