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You love your friends in Ponyville, you really do, but you have your suspicions about one of them. Pinkie Pie is so light hearted, bouncy, and carefree, you've begin to wonder if she's really a pony at all. Instead, maybe she's actually a balloon! It seems crazy, but you jut have to find a way to prove it, no matter the cost.
Yeah, this is pretty not-gross and horrible. No vomit, gore, sex, etc. I'm as shocked as you are.
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OH BOY! A NEW PENCIL STORY. I'LL JUST GRAB MY POP, GAS UP MY HYPE METERS AND BLOW THROUGH THIS
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So many....
Mine is worse though...
If this was my first time reading your stories, I would've thought you were a decent human being. But I guess this story is as deceptive as the balloon!
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Oh man, right? This is me being nice.
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Still, good job.
I don't know how to feel about this... I guess I should be glad my poor sensitivities are saved from twisted annihilation, so that's nice and I got a laugh, so I think all is goo—
And then there is that final line.
I was lured into a false sense of security. Damnit!
It may not have gore or sex, but if balloons are involved, it definitely needs an Inflation warning.
Seeing this in my Feed gave me a burst of energy on an otherwise slow day.
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Stop praising the author, everyone! You'll just inflate his ego.
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Mencil confirmed
Well that was deflaiting!
Huh. I wasn't aware MLP balloons existed.
This gives a new meaning to party poppers
I've always considered Pinkie to be the closest thing to a Toon in Equestria as you can get without visiting Toontown. I mean, it all fits. The Hammerspace, warping reality, getting hurt yet shaking it off, that Pinkie Sense, and always wanting you to be happy...
Thank god she's not a murdering psychopath like Judge Doom.
..................Lol.
Don't be so mean to poor little Spike!
(And doesn't he bath in lava? I don't think hot tea would actually bother him.)
Do you feel like a hero yet?
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Yes
I'm a balloon?!?!?!
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Bruh, y'all made me laugh with a mouthful of chewee. You're cleaning that up, dirty-minded pone! (Seriously, that was a good one!
👏)
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Yes you are. Now get outta here before I pop you with a pin.
I hate you so much.