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DragonShadow


The home of the Shadowbolts Adventures and various other stories, mostly related to Equestria Girls.

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This story is a sequel to Sirens Adventures: Sonata Big Deal


A few weeks after Fleur De Lis was kicked out of Crystal Prep Academy for indecency, Sugarcoat is still feeling down. So to cheer her up, her friends offer to play one of her current favorite video games with her, Swords N Bullets Online. What could possibly go wrong?

Rated T for Adult Language

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*Looks at cover image.* The Heck?! Is that?!

This is pure beauty. :rainbowlaugh:

ZemonZest approached IndigoZap, her hands reaching out to touch and caress her body as a faint white sparkle emanated from her fingertips. IndigoZap stuttered through her microphone as SunnyFlare huffed into hers. "Hehehe, I really do have magic fingers here!"

"Geeze, okay, my HP is full now, you can stop healing me!" IndigoZap moved away slightly, but LemonZest followed.

"Are you sure? Maybe just a top up!" LemonZest laughed as her hands trailed up to the top of Indigo's body.

"Damnit, Sugarcoat!" SunnyFlare finally snapped. "Why do you play this stupid game!?"

...

Hahahaha, quitters!!!!

Not just Twilight saying "Suck it!" but Sci-Twi saying suck it. :rainbowlaugh:
I love these stories so much

I was 50/50 on whether or not it was Button or Pip

lol to the end there. XD

You obviously had to much fun writing this
And I had to much fun reading this
:derpytongue2::pinkiehappy::rainbowlaugh::yay::trollestia:

This makes me wonder what Sugarcoat's Mario Maker levels are like :trixieshiftright:

"This game is stupid! It's ridiculous, completely asinine, and sexually offensive! Women only exist to sexually titillate hormonal teenage virgin boys, and I know you're too smart not to notice it!" SunnyFlare vented her frustration into the microphone, only cooling down slightly once she got her rant out. "Why is a girl as smart as you supporting a game that trivializes and demeans women? I mean I'm not that easily offended, but good Goddess!"

... Sunny, when did you turn into Anita Sarkeesian?:rainbowhuh:

So the other team had Button Mash and Sweetiebell in it, I wonder who the others were, the rest of the cmc, snips and snails?

Is it weird that I fully agree with both Sunny Flare and Sugarcoat?

For some reason, I'd always imagined the six of them playing a game like this together.

I shudder to think of what they'd be like in BO3...

Well, Indigo and Lemon would take Ruin and Battery, since both of them love warfare and a head-on battle.
Sugarcoat would be Prophet, since she's the wisest and he's pretty much a smartass.
Sour Sweet would be Outrider, because bows and arrows.
Sunny Flare would be Seraph, since Seraph and Sunny seem similar...
That leaves Twilight as either Nomad, Reaper, Spectre, or Firebreak...

Well, that was a fun romp through some questionable video-gaming! Amusing antics abound, and we got some nice insight into Sugercoat as well.

I'm sorry that the original version wasn't allowed- especially after you put the work into it. I would have absolutely loved to read this in the chat format.

What better way to celebrate Valentine's Day than with shameless fanservice? :pinkiecrazy:

"This is the best kind of armor," SunnyFlare corrected her. "It protects the important parts of a woman. Which does not include the heart, lungs, or brain."

Sunny knows the score.

LemonZest spread out her legs and thrust her pelvis forward

And the audience went BOING.

"Wait... is that TheMashter?"

"That's what the thing says," SunnyFlare confirmed. "Why, do you know him?"

"Hmph." Sugarcoat fell silent for a moment before suddenly shouting. "Hey I see you over there you little faggot! Are you ready for me to rip your cock off and fuck you in the ass with it?"

:rainbowlaugh: *DIES* :rainbowlaugh:

Ladies and gentlemen: Gamercoat.

"I approve!" Sour Sweet exclaimed. "Finally she says something I can get behind!"

Of course.

Moments later the light faded away, leaving a hole in the grass where it had touched, with nothing left of the character besides the chain bikini, which suddenly plopped to the ground like a pair of useless rags. "Lucky shot!"

"I told you that bikini was useless," SunnyFlare declared.

On the contrary. It survived. :trollestia:

"Y'arr harrr!" A joyous male voice boomed from behind her. She turned to see a man with a small car perched on his shoulder covered in probably pointless lights. He was flanked on each side by more of his teammates, other girls with equally absurd weapons. The name floating above his head said he was TheMashter. "Me thinks yer not goin' nowhar matey lubber!"

*kicks Button in the face* WRONG! GENRE! DUMBASS!

The boy's throat cleared for a moment before he spoke again. "Ye will take us to yer friends where we will kill them all and seize their booty!"

I'm on board with the booty seizing! Not so much the killing. That's a little gross.

"Well, at least we can heal up! Come here!" ZemonZest

Typo there.

approached IndigoZap, her hands reaching out to touch and caress her body as a faint white sparkle emanated from her fingertips. IndigoZap stuttered through her microphone as SunnyFlare huffed into hers. "Hehehe, I really do have magic fingers here!"

"Geeze, okay, my HP is full now, you can stop healing me!" IndigoZap moved away slightly, but LemonZest followed.

"Are you sure? Maybe just a top up!" LemonZest laughed as her hands trailed up to the top of Indigo's body.

I think I love this game.

I also like Sugarcoat's rationale for playing the most sexist shooter ever.

"Seriously, Lemon, my HP is full! Stop groping me!"

:rainbowlaugh:

-IndigoZap Has Logged Off-

-Sunnyflare Has Logged Off-

-SourSweet Has Logged Off-

Ragequit! :rainbowlaugh:

That was a lot of fun. :pinkiehappy:

"The game keeps track of how far we are from each other unless we set up a specific party chat."

This is what you get from not using Teamspeak like normal people.

6936089 Nobody is truly safe from the plague.

"Finally she says something I can get behind!"

A cock? Well, that makes sense... :pinkiehappy:

Gamer Sweetie? I can see it.

Wow talk about being full frontal nudity ya girls heheheheheheheh...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

"Fuck pirates!"

Man; why everybody raggin' on me this week? :raritydespair:

Grope-Zest is best.

6935846 Themashter? Button. The name is too similar to his name to not be.

6960742 Holy crap I just got that. Ir maybe I got it after reading the story and just can't remember. I might've thought it was a weird pirate slurr type of thing

6960753 No problem :)

It took me until LadyBelle to realize who they were playing against. Hilarious. Would have been funny if Twilight recognized her voice though.

Whee! In-game MISOGYNY. Seriously, half the time, when using any female character in a video game, I outright regret the fact that I look like a perverted teen no thanks to their attire!

"I'll totally play with you!" Lemon Zest exclaimed with a grin.

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I might have figured out the whole 'the Mashter is Button Mash' thing sooner, if I could've got past it sounding like someone from Doctor Who with a speech impediment.

Oh, who am I kidding? I'm not thinking that hard while reading these stories. I still would've needed it spelled out in the comments.

"Hmph." Sugarcoat fell silent for a moment before suddenly shouting. "Hey I see you over there you little faggot! Are you ready for me to rip your cock off and fuck you in the ass with it?"

I am 100% positive Sugar would’ve dropped a racial slur if races existed in EQG

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