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After a tragic paper cut accident leaves Twilight Sparkle dead and buried, the townsfolk of Ponyville are soon horrified to learn that even death can't put a stop to Twilight's nefarious appetite for knowledge.
Best way to learn, you ask? By eating your brains and gaining your knowledge, of course.
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What... what just happened??? pinkie.mylittlefacewhen.com/media/f/rsz/mlfw5614_medium.png
Oh great. Twilight's a zombie now and Sweetie's turned into Buffy.
Great story and had me laughing. You never disappoint!
I love how Rarity was treating the whole Twilight's an undead brain eating monster thing like just a big social faux pas
Good thing Sweetie Belle got that cutie mark change. I imagine it won't be long before all the ponies Twilight ate get up and get hungry.
Then Equestria will be faced with some sort of 'Ponies vs Zombies' scenario... Which gives me the mental image of the CmC singing the pony version of this from their roof...
I'll have to pass on this, Twilight as a zombie is not really my thing.
One more thing-- The view counter's glitched. It says there's 2 views, but there's 14 likes.
...right when I posted this the likes jumped to 16...
Rainbow Dash, OTOH, is fine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-fvEefdDs4
Sweetie the Vampire Slayer. Sounds good to me.
Sweetie Belle is now 75% cooler.
Hmmm..... Dark AND comedy? Yup, sounds about right for you.
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Zombie slayer. Totally different
Wait, what?
7142245 How about undead slayer? Works both ways
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Also, I was going to ask why Twilight didn't teleport, but then you had Rarity give some exposition (which I personally feel would have fit in much better as inner-monologue self-reassurance much earlier).
Cool concept. Sweetie Belle gets yet another pretty awesome cutie mark story. 8/10.
Figures a little thing like death wouldn't slow down Twilight's quest for knowledge. Why do I get the feeling that Twilight didn't wipe her mouth bothers Rarity more than eating Celestia's brain?
Too bad Sweetie didn't set her on fire, fire is always good for zombies.
Really? No ones gonna make the joke? *Sigh* Fine, I'll do it:
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Hilarious story BTW!
Well... that happened. At least I won't need brain bleach, as this was quite amusing
Also, I have Your Favorite Martian's Zombie Love Song stuck in my head now. Thanks!
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Nah, there is classism in the slayer community. Vampire slayers believe themselves to be a higher order than the lowly plebs that are zombie slayers. Think about it. Vampires are clean, dress nicely, occasionally drink wine, possess a cunning intellect and delivery lofty monologues on the state of humanity .
Zombies are just filthy minions at best. Let the peasants deal with them.
Well, it's not like she had been using it all that much.
That...sounds like a very interesting guidance counselor.
Sweetie Belle, Zombie Hunter.
7143349 Yeah, and those schelps in "Walking Dead" can't even deal with em properly!
You gotta find the scientist who conveniently has the cure to the zombie plague! Sheesh, it's like they're not even reading their own genre's material!
Am I right, Deadpool?
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Smartflank...
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7141638 Derpy escaped.
Sweetie Belle, Monster Slayer. Yep, makes sense to me!
7143825 Well I knew that...
7143577 Don't forget about Apple Bloom as her personal Willow and Scootaloo as the wise-cracking Xander. Perhaps, Starswirl the Bearded as Giles.
7143573 When he hears the news, he's all like, "Holy crap! I was kidding, kid!"
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7142925 Sweetie Belle's still learning. Give her time.
7142056 What type of story would completely surprise you by this point? I want to write that... and have it be terrible because I don't know what I'm doing.
7141964 Spin-off imminent: Sweetie Belle the Monster Slayer.
7141674 Death is gross... and messy! I don't like it!
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I have no idea.
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Write some porn?
7143902 Sweetie Bell can burn orange juice, Molotov Cocktail the dead mare!
7143912 Some dark comedy porn that's completely sexless? Damn. That's a tall order.
You forget I already did clop before. On a secret account. I made you read it, remember?
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.....I will neither confirm or deny that occurrence.
I would like to see another story like this, Its adorable. Is it wrong of me to want a story just like this but with the horrible outcomes shown aswell? yes? no? well okay then lol... Good story though I enjoyed it...
Even death shall not deter her from the pursuit of knowledge. Eat on, dear Twilight! Eat on!
Honestly, I'm surprised no other pony though of putting a crossbow bolt through her head before. Everyone knows that's who you kill a zombie.
Or maybe they don't have zombies in Equestria. And if she had eaten Fluttershy's brain, wouldn't she have inside knowledge of The Stare?
You already had the "plain flipping adorable" part down in spades, silly bookhorse.
This is a lot darker than canon for sure. One of the CMC getting their cutie mark before the others? You have a twisted and cruel mind.
Sweetie Belle the zombie hunter? I approve of this.
Also, I lol'd when it turned out that the cause of Twilight's death was due to Twilight reading and being focused on a book so much that she injured herself and did not realize it at all throughout her reading session.
7143580 You forget, Neville in The Omega Man with Chalton Heston and in the remake (of a remake I might add.>.<) I am Legend with Will Smith had a cure, but only had one dose that he had to use on himself to keep from going zombie himself so he's been trying to replicate the cure. :D
inspect?
Absolutely hilarious, and your subtle Sweetie Bell set-up was pretty great.
7143902 YOU FOAL!!! Do you realize you've now set the stage for emo Buffy-MLP crossover fics! Fluttervamp shipping will run RAMPANT!!
*in seconds, THOUSANDS of such fics bombard the site, crashing the entire Internet*
LOOL WUT U DUN!!!
7146952 Nah. It would've needed to feature Ember to be popular.
7146961 Ember is... also a vampire. It's for emo fics, no need to be sensible!
That was cute! I quite enjoyed. :)
7147257 Thank you!
It might sound weird, but I did find undead Twilight sort of adorable in a way -- in that she just doesn't realize what the big deal is. She just wants to learn, right?
7146898 Thanks for the correction!
Glad you liked it.
Yup...it's official...NaturalBornDerpy is a god among mortals!
Ah, the Daryl Dixon approach, I see. Good on you, Sweetie Belle!
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Yup! That's what made her cute. :)
That just happened... I'm surprised her craving for knowledge didn't change to cakes after eating Celestia's brain.
7144021 Something like this, perhaps?
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Hmm.... Okay, I'll add it to my 'liked and read' list, but, sorry, not my favorites. It was... I don't even know how to describe it, it was creepy in a few different ways.. Well-crafted, fantastic, just.. something about it chills my blood x.x Which, I suppose is probably the point.
Ooh! Ooh! Tales from the Darkside? Lot 249?