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naturalbornderpy


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After learning of an ancient dueling ritual she'd missed out on while trapped in the moon, Princess Luna becomes determined to try a round of pistols at dawn herself.

Now if she could only find somepony willing to duel her.

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This was hilarious

It seemed the same author that had written “EVENTS IN HISTORY LUNA MISSED OUT ON WHILE TRAPPED IN THE MOON” had written a companion text: “EVENTS IN HISTORY DISCORD MISSED OUT ON WHILE TRAPPED IN STONE THAT WERE TOTALLY AWESOME AND COOL AND SUPER FUN, BUT SLIGHTLY DANGEROUS TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC TOO.”

Don't suppose we could get a sequel covering this book?

I smell a big old storm of CHAOS!!!

“EVENTS IN HISTORY DISCORD MISSED OUT ON WHILE TRAPPED IN STONE THAT WERE TOTALLY AWESOME AND COOL AND SUPER FUN, BUT SLIGHTLY DANGEROUS TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC TOO.”

I, paradoxically, both want to read it, and dread ever seeing it.

... I was listen to the animated 'Hamilton' musical while reading this. It felt appropriate to skip to 'Ten Duel Commandments'

That was nuttier than a two-gallon barrel of squirrel poop.

Imaginary criticism.

This was delightfully silly, well done.

I have to admit, I did not see that one coming. Well done!

Is it wrong that I laughed harder at the AN Clip than at the story? THere was still a good bit of laughter for the story, but that clip took me off guard.

Next Luna needs to duel Andrew Jackson or Alexander Hamilton.

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Wrong!

Aaron Burr

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Excuse me, are you, Aaron Burr, sir?

DumbDog
Moderator

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It depends, who's asking?

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Oh, sure, sir
I’m Alexander Hamilton, I’m at your service, sir

Tell me. Are you familiar with the Ten Duel Commandments?

Dreadnought

“Found them!” she told Celestia happily. “They were locked away in storage! At the very, very, very, very back past the riddling sphinx and the insulting sphinx. I must say, I like the riddling one a lot more.”

What does the insulting one do? Insult you in limericks?

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I would imagin it gives you a riddle where the answer is you insulting yourself.

And that last book might bring back royal oversight of publishing.. that or holding them and the author responsible for his actions from reading the book

This was great! Like a comedic Barry Lyndon.

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I'm a bigger fan of the image of a Sphinx just chilling and shouting mildly rude things at passersby.

"Your mane looks stupid! That dress makes you look fat! Your tail smells funny! Those horseshoes do not work with those socks!"

I have not read this yet, but the premise sounds fu:moustache:king brilliant

And for your enjoyment, here is one of my favorite dueling scenes:

“Don’t you see what she’s done!?” he shrieked. “ She’s trapped us in a loop with no way out! ”

There's a way out! You don't have to accept the challenge. "Number one: the challenge; demand satisfaction. / If they apologize, no need for further action."
Oh, come on. I can't be the only one to quote Hamilton.

“I demand satisfaction!” Luna said abruptly.

Ah. So she has read the rules. Er, at least, the first part of the first rule.

That author is really going to get it.


8797083 Every question starts with "whose mother...?"

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Good ol' British humor.

“ Blam-blam-blam! ” screamed Rarity.

“ Pew-pew-pew! ” Luna screamed right back.

I see someones’s a fan of Voltron :ajsmug:

“Huzzah!” Luna declared, striking a menacing pose. “So, it is settled, Celestia of Equestria! For your crimes against my ice cream stash, I am challenging you to pistols at —”

It kills me every time she gets cut off :rainbowlaugh: time for PISTOLS AT-

Always a hit! Love your fics

GET IN THE BAG LUNA

YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO BECOME THE EMBODIMENT OF THE MOON OR SOMETHING?

Blam-blam-blam!” screamed Rarity.

Pew-pew-pew!” Luna screamed right back.

Reminds me of another duel to the death with fake guns...

To to 0:34 to see what I mean.

That was a lot more random and silly with the imaginary pistol bullets, but it was rather fun nonetheless <3

Cuckleworthy at first, then I saw the Author's Note and it became favoriteworthy. Love me some 5sf.

8802648 I'm so glad to see that I'm not the only one that remembers those guys. One of only three youtube channels I subbed back in the day. It pains me that they could barely get half a million subs compared to other (terrible) channels. :applejackunsure:

8799508 Thanks for coming back! :twilightsmile:

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8796710 Am I the only one who hasn't seen this musical? :unsuresweetie:

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Am I the only one who hasn't seen this musical?

It would appear so.

Dreadnought

IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-DUEL!

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The moment I first saw this story I was listening to that exact song. I am currently listening to Non-Stop (second best song).

8804487
I really enjoy that song as well. Particularly:'

How do you write like you’re
Running out of time?
Write day and night like you’re
Running out of time?
Ev’ry day you fight
Like you’re
Running out of time

I've got so much going on in my life (working 40 hrs/wk, exercising 20 hrs/wk) and still trying to find time to write.

Dreadnought

EVENTS IN HISTORY DISCORD MISSED OUT ON WHILE TRAPPED IN STONE THAT WERE TOTALLY AWESOME AND COOL AND SUPER FUN, BUT SLIGHTLY DANGEROUS TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC TOO

You. Make. NOW.

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My favorite part is right at the end when George, Burr, Eliza, Angelica and like everyone else is singing at the same time, and thanks to an animatic I watched everytime I hear the “just you wait” at the end I see Jefferson with a smug grin on his face twirling around his damn golden pimp cane.

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I thought Jefferson was a little overdone. But then again, I am a fan of our third President.

Dreadnought

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Still, you gotta admire anyone who has the balls to use the words “loco parentis” and “quid pro quo” in rap music.

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Yes. I am quite the fan of Lin-Manuel Miranda. Have you seen In the Heights? I think it's as good as Hamilton.

Dreadnought

Why don't we still have pistols at dawn dangit! I DEMAND SATISFACTION. But for real, I can get some paintball guns for duels, think of how interesting solving fights with family can be. fighting over the remote? PISTOL DUEL. hogging the toilet? PISTOL DUEL.

Standing over Rarity, Luna took a steadying breath and gritted her teeth. She angled her pistol down at her. “I know what you must be thinking. Did she say pew five times or six? Well, to tell you the truth, Rarity, I kinda lost track myself. So, do you feel fortunate right about now?”

Dirty Harry!!!! LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!!:pinkiehappy::rainbowkiss:
https://youtu.be/8Xjr2hnOHiM

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Someone doesn't wanna share a gun? PISTOL DUEL. Someone caught cheating in a boardgame? PISTOL DUEL. Arguing that you pistol duel for the craziest of reasons? PISTOL MOTHERBUCKIN' DUEL!

This story about somes up my early childhood.

Brutal... Funny. Cheeks hurt.

Someone introduce Luna to Nerf Guns, stat!

“You hear what Princess Luna’s been going around doing?” the royal guard on the right asked the guard on the left. “Challenging random ponies to duels.”

Cap (group /organization)
___________


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Oh! Can you imagine Luna getting into Nerf Gun moddding? And sniping ponies with the Nerf N Strike Suction dart ammo.

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So damn fun, though the caps is not needed, it's not referring to them as a group, it's using it as a descriptive.

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