No work ethic, lazy, easily distracted, bizarre sleep habits, terrible posture, caffeine addict, easily distracted, poor memory, wants to be a writer anyway.
The CMC and Button Mash have all suffered a potentially life changing setback! Do they deal with this reasonably and rationally or do the exact opposite? The answer may (not) surprise you!
While wandering around in an ancient mountain, Twilight stumbles upon some ancient fossils. Unfortunately, these fossils are certainly not dead. They are quite talkative, and definitely not friends. A short inspired by Twitch Plays Pokemon.
Now I want a cheesesteak...and water ice. Damnit i'm hungry now. I grew up in Wilmington DE so a lot of Philly vernacular trickled down into the area where I lived. I say Water exactly the same way Cheesy does, it drives my room mate crazy. Funny story though have a like.
6779458 Wow, I'm super thrilled that you think so, thanks! Maybe if it's up for a bit longer it'll get the attention you think it deserves. Or, on the other hand, cause this isn't a shipping story or particularly heartwarming, it'll just languish in relative obscurity forever. Yep, clearly the only two possible outcomes.
6779477 Like all the good stories do while poorly written erotica fills the feature box. I would be interested in reading a fic staring wooder and cheesy though if you ever write one.
6779535 I'll bear that in mind. It was pretty easy to write them so you may be in luck. Buuut I've got another story that's languishing in the 'Incomplete' pile and needs my attentions first.
But if the Mayor didn't count the CMC, then she should see the day counter get to double digits at least once a month--otherwise, she might as well just be happy with an hourly ticker count.
6891521 An hourly disaster ticker is actually on Mayor Mare's Hearth's Warming gift list. She did briefly consider discounting the disasters manufactured by the Cutie Mark Crusaders, but thought that it would be diminish the meaning of the disaster ticker.
Now I want a cheesesteak...and water ice. Damnit i'm hungry now. I grew up in Wilmington DE so a lot of Philly vernacular trickled down into the area where I lived. I say Water exactly the same way Cheesy does, it drives my room mate crazy. Funny story though have a like.
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Thanks boss! I'm glad you liked it.
I'm surprised that this doesn't have more likes and positive feedback.
This is a masterpiece.
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Wow, I'm super thrilled that you think so, thanks! Maybe if it's up for a bit longer it'll get the attention you think it deserves. Or, on the other hand, cause this isn't a shipping story or particularly heartwarming, it'll just languish in relative obscurity forever. Yep, clearly the only two possible outcomes.
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Most likely the former.
6779477 Like all the good stories do while poorly written erotica fills the feature box. I would be interested in reading a fic staring wooder and cheesy though if you ever write one.
Ah, so it's an equivilent of "doofer" "doofermajig" "thingywosit" "hoojamaflib" or others similar words in part of the world...
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Verily.
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I'll bear that in mind. It was pretty easy to write them so you may be in luck. Buuut I've got another story that's languishing in the 'Incomplete' pile and needs my attentions first.
Just read this, and loved the wry humor and teachable moments..."what's a Jawn?" Thanks for the explanation. Now pass me that Jawn.
But if the Mayor didn't count the CMC, then she should see the day counter get to double digits at least once a month--otherwise, she might as well just be happy with an hourly ticker count.
6891521 An hourly disaster ticker is actually on Mayor Mare's Hearth's Warming gift list. She did briefly consider discounting the disasters manufactured by the Cutie Mark Crusaders, but thought that it would be diminish the meaning of the disaster ticker.