As Sans made his way out of the restaurant, Chara brought up a significant point. "Didn't we come in here for dinner? I don't think we ate anything..."
Woona blinked in surprise, then burst into laughter. "I guess we didn't. Well, I'm not that hungry-"
Her stomach loudly informed her that she was mistaken, much to Chara's amusement as he re-assimilated into her. Why don't we go pick up some food to go, huh? he offered. We've got the cash.
Nodding, Woona went to the front of the restaurant, only to find she couldn't order any food without a reservation. She apparently had to reserve a table, her chair, her silverware, her food, her drinks, her table napkin...
I certainly have plenty of reservations about this place, Chara grumbled as they left. Seeing another door just outside the restaurant, Chara directed Woona to it. You should be able to get food there.
Nodding, Woona went inside the door, finding what Chara informed her was reminiscent of a fast food joint in appearance...although Woona herself had no idea what a 'fast food joint' was. She could see several items pictured - with names and prices - against the back wall high above the counter. Behind the counter, what looked to be a bear person was standing, wearing a pinkish uniform complete with cap, and a forced smile.
"Welcome to MTT-Brand Burger Emporium, home of the Glamburger," he greeted, forced cheerfulness fighting with boredom and a nihilistic defeatism in his voice. "Sparkle up your day (TM)."
...how the hay did he say (TM)? Chara demanded, confused. ...and why did I say hay?
Giggling to herself, Woona looked over the menu. "Hmm...what's tasty?" she asked curiously.
The bear blinked. "Umm...well, everything's up on the wall..." He obviously wasn't used to the idea of someone asking for advice on what to buy.
Woona looked over the items. "Hmm...which is your favorite?" she asked the bear man.
He paused, scratching at his face. "Well...policy is to recommend the 'Steak in the Shape of Mettaton's Face'..."
Woona shook her head. "It'd feel weird to be eating Mettaton, and I know my brother would make dirty jokes about it."
I most certainly would, Chara agreed.
The bear man paused, trying to wrap his mind around a customer small enough to sit on the counter talking about dirty jokes. "Well...the Legendary Hero's probably more than you're looking for as food...it's more than three times your size, and you could probably use it as a bed."
Woona giggled at the thought, then looked up at the menu. "...I'd probably get my face stuck in the starfait glass..." she murmured.
The bear man's face twisted as the adorable mental image of the little filly running around with the starfait flute stuck on her head raced through his mind. "So...a Glamburger then?" he managed to gasp out.
"Uh huh!" Woona agreed, setting out 120 gold on the counter.
The bear man swapped it for a wrapped sandwich. "Thanksy!" he proclaimed in forced excitement. "Have a FABU-FUL day..." His voice trailed off as, much to his surprise, Woona tore the wrapper off the Glamburger and dug right in, literally burying her face into her sandwich.
...because I needed that reminder of just how tiny you are, Chara murmured jokingly.
Woona paused as she finished eating the sandwich. "...was that made of...sequins and glue?" she asked, confused.
"Uhh...yeah..." the bear man replied worriedly.
"How do you make it taste so good?" she pleaded.
The bear man chuckled. "Very, very carefully."
"I'll take ten more!" Woona proclaimed, laying out 1200G on the counter.
Surprised, the bear man made the exchange. "Uh...how are you going to carry-"
Woona pulled out an empty pouch and shoveled all ten burgers into it. "So...anywhere around here interesting to see?" she asked curiously. "I don't wanna hit the Core just yet."
The bear man blinked at her for a time, confused. Didn't everyone want to see the Core? "Well...a couple of girls have a junk shop in the east alley-" He stopped as he saw Woona racing out. "...oh well. Hope she has better luck than I did..."
Once Woona was out in the back alley, she spotted the two girls the bear man had mentioned, a green-scaled blonde reptile girl and a black-haired purple furred cat girl.
"Oh my gosh, Catty, look at the adorable pony!" the reptile girl squealed.
"I know, Bratty!" Catty squealed back. "I just wanna scoop her up and squeeze her!"
"Do you think she'll let us?" Bratty gasped out.
"We could ask?" Catty offered.
"Can we, like, snuggle you?" the two girls asked simultaneously.
Woona blinked for a bit. "Uh...sure?"
The two girls squealed loudly as they scooped Woona up, cuddling her tightly between them. "She's so cute!" they squealed together.
I'm not sure how I should react to this, Chara murmured.
At that moment, Woona was nearly deafened by two loud roars. Bratty and Catty immediately pulled back from her.
"Like, sorry about that," Bratty apologized. "It happens sometimes."
"The junk business is like, fun and all," Catty continued. "But we don't get that many customers."
"And without customers, we can't really afford too much food," Bratty added.
"Which never lasts long," Catty concluded.
Woona smiled widely. "I've got Glamburgers. Want some?"
The two girls gasped aloud. "Glamburgers?!" they squealed together.
"We like, totally love Glamburgers!" Bratty shouted out.
"But we have such a hard time affording them," Catty added.
Woona happily gave them each three of her Glamburgers. The ease with which she was making friends here filled her with DETERMINATION.
I always thought it was funny that they only one have one Facesteak.
I bet the what girls well ask for next is a ... Glamicure
That's a lot to take in, or rather ... Take OUT
I guess they have a ... SMALL problem
I wonder if Catty and Bratty would see me a ... JUNK Box
Wow, that guy sure served that ... Food Fast.
That is all the puns I can come up with. I hope for all of them that you people will get the ... Point of them
Oh, and Yay! I got the first comment for the chapter up.
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A nice Glamicured (TM) steak?
AMAZING WOW KEEP IT UP
STAY D E T E R M I N E D and keep Chara sane!
Nice job mate!
Huh, alright. So I guess she gets the Mystery Key, tries it out on some of the doors,
and then some stuff happens involving wuv power and getting people to do stuff. Who knows, maybe Napstablook will make an appearance. See you later.
yay
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I hate to point this out, but...
"I'll take twenty more!" Woona proclaimed, laying out 1200G on the counter.
Surprised, the bear man made the exchange. "Uh...how are you going to carry-"
Woona pulled out an empty pouch and shoveled all ten burgers into it.
7193545 Let's face it, Woona won't eat that steak.
At least she didn't get too... stuck in the food.
Guess the girls selling junk are in a... tight squeeze situation.
Guess Woona isn't getting to... the Core of the problem just yet.
I just realized that you didn't include So Sorry.
...Wait wait wait, let me get this straight. If Mettaton isn't playing around, then it appears that little Woona is turning human... And now Chara is using pony language... Is Chara turning pony? Will they be both 50% pony and 50% human??
Okay I'm overthinking things.
GOD DAMN IT, CHARA.
Awesome work on this man, awesome work well done, well done!
Hehehehe, she makes friends so easily!
7193712 The first two were fails, the other two are great though.
Wait... Isn't glue made o- OH NO WOONA STAHP WOONA NO OH THE HUMANITY OR SHOULD I SAY EQUINE-ITY AUGH THE FEELS
...Sorry not sorry.
Another enjoyable chapter. Good job.
Welcome to MTT-Brand Burger Emporium, home of the Glamburger, can i take your order?
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why DO they have only one facesteak anyway?
Burgerpants is a cat, isn't he?
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...looked more like a bear to me. Blame it on Woona's mistake.
7193911 And suddenly I've got that stupid fast-food song stuck in my head. T-T
7194077 Victory!
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At least it wasn't all junk for advancing the plot, other than those two bits at the end.
7194077 Mwahahahahaha!!!
Need to make friends? All you need is Glamburger! I also love the "Good Burger" reference with Burgerpants' opening quote.
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7193815 Guess our server was maintaining the... bear necessaties.
Good thing Woona wasn't... glued to the burger.
Think if Woona ordered the steak, she'd dive into it face first?
Pff. Casual.
You need professional Trademark Vocalization Training™ to acquire proper Trademark Enunciation Ability™.
Everyone who has ever looked into Trademarking™ knows that saying "(TM)" just makes you look ridiculous.
I'm surprised MTT™ employs such unskilled individuals to market trademarked products like the Glamburger™ .
It's cause of Woona Chara. Just embrace it.
Glue..... I've heard rumours that Glue has something to do with horses, But I don't remember what...
Oh, and Woona just ate her first burger. Always a long-lasting memory.
7193719 Hey, I had a thought comments ago about Woona reviving Chara, Asriel, and the six soul into either centaurs or ponies. Your idea isn't too crazy.
I can't think of a pun... but... Woona ate glue. She ate the remains of her people's butts! This is more disturbing than Rarity owning glue!
7193719 There is no overthinking on the internet. Go nuts! I can tell you from experience, it makes everything more fun
A bear-man? Most people seem to think that BP is a cat. First time I've heard him called a bear. oh well, whatever :)
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Glue can also be made from other things.
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Wait, I thought it was hooves? Oh well. I guess that they're only used in marshmallows.
7194849 don't worry everything from the underground is made of magic so it's made of glue but the glue made of magic
Wonna will break rhe barrier with her DETERMINATION.
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Sour Patch Kids are made of hooves, too.
I never heard of hooves in glue. The more you know.
Magic? Like MTT is made of metal and magic? She's still eating MTT!!!
Woona is an adorable monster!
Peace.
Love.
Friendship.
These are what make life bearable.
And a blessing for all who live together.
Well, that was about the extent of excitement Burgerpants was allowed to have for the day. At least he had some fun. And surprises.
As for Catty and Bratty's reaction... admit it. You'd want to snuggle Woona to the moment you saw her. I know I would. Squee!
7194392 Seems like you're having a comic time bucko. Better flee or otherwise you'll have a very punny time with me throwing my puns around the clock.
Yes more of this. Ah, food, truly a wonderfully fattening requirement for living and delicious.
With your acts of generosity fresh in your mind, you are filled with DeTemmienation.
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Gaaaa, Bratty & Catty are my favourite. You characterized the perfectly!
I find this most humorous. Carry on!