Eventually, Woona and Alphys crawled out of the trash can, deciding to face their embarrassment together. As soon as they were out, Woona's phone began to ring. She quickly picked it up. "Hello?"
"hey, woona."
"Uncle Sans!" Woona cried happily. "How are you doing?"
"well, I was laughing my tail bone off at how you were on Mettaton's show..."
Woona blushed brightly. "You...you saw that?" she whimpered.
"yup," Sans replied. "i really liked how you put mettaton in his place...and pap's face when you referred to asgore as 'mr. dad guy'."
"...I'm going to hide in the trash can again..." Woona whined, her cheeks bright red.
"don't be like that, woona. it was adorable! but..." Sans paused for a time. "do ya think ya can swing by snowdin? when you spilled the beans about undyne and alphys, undyne...well..."
"W...what did Undyne do when she saw?" Woona asked worriedly.
"U...Undyne saw the show?" Alphys choked. "Oh...my life is over..."
"she suplexed our house in embarrassment," Sans explained. "think you can swing by and help us put it right-side up again? pap's is throwing a fit over the kitchen being unusable for spaghetti-"
"Spaghetti? Oh no!" Woona cried out. "I'll be right there!" She hung up her phone.
"B-before you go..." Alphys began. "Your phone, it's...it's really old. M-maybe I can give you a new one-"
"But Mama gave me this phone!" Woona whimpered.
Alphys stroked her chin. "T-then...I could upgrade it? Give it new features, and a stronger signal?"
Woona thought about that for a time. "Well...okay..." She gave her phone to Alphys.
Alphys dashed off with the phone, and Woona heard the sound of tinkering. After a time, Alphys returned, handing over a phone that was barely recognizable. "T-there you go," Alphys explained. "I-I've added texting, boosted the signal, upgraded the display, added a link to the dimensional boxes, and signed you up for the Underground's No. 1 social network! I already friended you there, and put my number in your registry."
"Could you friend Papy, Sans, and Undyne for me as well?" Woona asked. "They're my friends, too...oh, and Napstablook, and the Temmies, and-"
"I also added a progress tracker," Alphys added. "It automatically checks the site for any monster you've already befriended, and adds them to your Friend roster."
"...so cool..." Woona murmured as she opened her phone.
...actually pretty impressive, Chara admitted. And your username is...Super Moon?
"Da dada-DAH!" Woona proclaimed happily. She then giggled along with Alphys. "I'll be back, Alphys! I need to go help Uncle Sans!" With that, she took a shortcut.
Alphys stared at the hole in the fabric of reality that slowly closed behind the little pony and shivered. "So that's why Sans always makes sure no one can see him before he does that..."
Woona decided that, despite how much she enjoyed spending time with Sans and Papyrus, she was going to hurry back to Hotland after righting the house. Not only did she need to find the spiders' home, Sans and Papyrus were still making a fuss over her appearance on the show. As such, she quickly took the shortcut back to the lab.
On her arrival, she discovered a few things of interest. First, Alphys was nowhere in sight. Second, there seemed to be no real damage to the foundation from Mettaton bursting through the walls. The thing that really caught her attention, however, was that the space behind the wall that Mettaton had burst out of was only a few feet wide. It wasn't a tunnel, and it wasn't an outside wall.
Hmm... Woona thought to herself. Either Mettaton has access to Sans' shortcuts-
He doesn't, Chara replied quickly.
...or I was on the right track with acting extra dramatic when Mettaton arrived, Woona concluded.
...oh, Chara admitted after a while. So the...10.78% thing wasn't a...real percentage?
Woona shrugged. I dunno. For now, let's get moving.
Once Woona was back out in Hotland, she started to make her way forward, only to pause as her phone made a loud beep. "WAH!" she screamed, tossing it into the air and catching it as it came down. Looking at the screen, she saw it was an update from Alphys, who had realized she'd missed Woona's fight with Undyne. She decided to type a reply...only for her hooves to have difficulty with the buttons. "Grrr..." she grumbled.
Let me, Chara offered. She saw his ghostly hands take shape in her magic, gripping the phone. What should I type as a reply to that update?
Woona smiled. Type, "Don't worry, we'll do it again so you can see." And...what's that weird text face thing?
It's an emote. Did you want to leave one, too?
Woona thought for a time. ...can you wink?
Chara typed the message.
Don't worry! You can watch the rematch! ;)
Wow... Woona marveled as Chara posted the message. ...wait...how'd you do that?
I can interact with your active magic, Chara explained. Since you gripped the phone in your magic, I could shape the grip into my hands, since it was what you wanted to do anyway.
Cool! Woona marveled in her mind.
The phone beeped again.
Alphys updated status.
Oh my Toby! She responded right away! I don't know what to do! OwO
And again.
Alphys updated status.
And I just realized that means she's reading my status updates, and I'm making a fool of myself! VnV
Woona decided to send a reply, with Chara's help.
Silly dragon. *pets comfortingly*
Woona's phone beeped again, this time with a reply.
:)
Guess you got her feeling better, Chara murmured. Think that means we can start walking now?
Giggling, Woona pressed on, filled with DETERMINATION from helping comfort her fri-
Alphys updated status.
Oh my Toby, I get to watch Undyne and the pony fight again later, and I still have the original fight recorded! 9_^w^_P
...Woona was filled with DETERMINATION that she had made Alphys cheer with joy, once Chara translated that emote for her.
Cute.
Adorkable.
Great, now I'm wondering if Sans knows about who the annoying dog is... Or anyone, for that matter.
Wonder how Alphys would react if the annoying dog was reading her messages, considering who he represents.
*insert 'I see what you did there' meme*
Because I'm not bothered to put pic in myselfAnd is it just me, or is this chapter a biiiit shorter than the formers.
7099316 The annoying dog represents someone???
*Years later, Luna sits on the royal throne, lazy like, looking through her phone*
So cool, so cool, so cool, so cool... *she continues. Celestia enters*
LU!!!
So cool, so cool, so cool, so cool-
SHUT THE BUCK UP, LU!!!
7099347 Toby Fox himself actually.
7099347 thd dog is Toby's avatar.
I think the No. 1 Underground social network is called The Tunnel. Or maybe The Metro since it updates so fast.
Undyne really... turned the skelebros world upside down. Least now they're living back right side up with some unicorn help.
Not sure if Alphys is torn over seeing how Woona travelled like sans or is fascinated beyond belief. Maybe this will give her a hole new appreciation to what sans does.
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This reply was absorbed by a small white dog.
"9_^w^_P" What does this mean exactly?
Yo, brony peeps, want a Pinkie!Sans? Well, here you go.
Now give them all your money.
7099402 It's official name is the Undernet.
7099436 the '9' and 'P' symbolize thumbs up the underscores mean arms, and of courdlse the face ^W^
Amazing, can't wait until she meets Muffet!!
Great chapter there, I think I actually sprained something there when I was laughing.
Whoa, Undyne can suplex a house????!!! Oh my. That's hilarious.
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7099316 who does annoying dog represent?
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Awh, Woona, you can make friends with anyone. It's so precious to watch.
Ah well, that was somewhat okay.
7099618 Toby Fox, the game's maker. Which explains her cries of "Oh my Toby!"
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I've seen better
7099702 how does that work?
7099715 Ah... The infamous Sabin Suplex. We got Sabin with trains, Tifa with giant mech-like beings, Undyne with massive boulders (And houses). Suplex city.
7099871 The annoying dog is seen 'behind the scenes' as the developer in the game's dev room.
SDP_Darkus updated:
"Toby, stop making troll posts on the UnderNet. :P"
I wonder how many likes Frisk got for their posts in the original universe...
7100127 I don't think Frisk posted anything.
That last sentence interruption was a fun little touch.
And indeed Woona, you should learn to take shortcuts when nobody else is around, for the sake of their own sanity
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Luna: Allow Us to supply thou with an image suitable to your needs!
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I would like to inform you that imgur images do not work on FIMFiction ever since the whole "imgur hosting" debacle.
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Yep. Toby fox. He said it himself.
Awesome chapter well done, well done man, hehee.
Keep it up! I wonder if Woona will learn hpow to emote like a bawss?
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Whoa... that video... wow...
That was sad...
7100508 Well, it IS doubleWbrothers we're talking about, the guys who made all those pony simulators, so it's not too much of a surprise they did something like this.
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I actually follow them on DeviantArt, loved that Lyra one, hehe
7100554 I know, right?
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They draw some funny and sad stuff, hehe.
They're talented :D
7100282 but imagine if they did!
Wouldn't it be funny if Chara had his own account with a poor drawing of Woona with his smile as his profile pic and started trolling Sans? Like, he set up a group chat with Papyrus, communicating dirty jokes with Pap still clueless as Sans dunks his phone... or he just uses a shortcut to scold him. IDK _/\(*U*)/\_
...instead of shrugging, it looks like a smiling head-crab. huh.
7099402 More Pun please. I hope this does not 'get under your skin'.
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They don't? They load perfectly fine for me. I even cleared my cache, did a forced refresh on the page, and checked logged out and the picture still loads.
Also, what debacle?
A very enjoyable chapter. Good job.
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B+
Nice try. The Tunnel Joke was pretty good, and the 'World turned upside down' was a good use of a classic, but the hole joke with Alphy's understanding Luna's fast-travel capabilities, feels like it was falling a bit short for the our stout trio.
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Imgur has blacklisted Fimfic. Basically, imgur images will no longer work when embedded on this site, no matter what.
7100974
The imgur debacle. A blog post on the site you can find here says that imgur has blacklisted FIMFiction for image embeds. Ever since the blog posts, imgur images that are posted in comments or anywhere on FIMFiction do not appear.
But you're seeing them? How?
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Whoops, forgot I had an addon that falsifies referrers, and the only site I have it affecting is imgur.
Edit: So what's a good image host that works here, then?
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Wait, you have an addon that allows you to see imgur images on FIMfiction? Cool!
I can't refer you to an image hosting site. My reaction images come from google, so, various sites. I actually have some imgur images, I'm sad I can't use them anymore.
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Yep, RefControl.
As for hosting, I've been trying to find something that gave me an option to upload images on my computer from my right-click menu, and after trying a few, I've settled on puush.me. Have an annoying dog. Edit: Also a Woona.
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7100665 Um.....nothing comes to mind. (insert shrug pone here)