In most universes, Lyra Heartstrings is a perfectly ordinary mare, with a — perhaps unhealthy — obsession with humans and the hands attached to them.
I say most universes, because in this one Lyra has never heard of humans and has little to no interest in hands. Interestingly though, this it one of the worlds where Lyra actually has hands. This is also the one where she’s eighty percent metal and the apocalypse happened two hundred years ago.
Awakened and thrust into the wasteland, will Mis Heartstrings be able to find friendship? or will Project Steelpony’s ‘last shake of the bag’ die like so many before her*?
*(obviously she doesn’t**, or this wouldn’t be much of a story would it?)
**(or does she***?)
***(why are you still reading these?)
(Note!: this story does not consider Project Horizons canon, it does however feature Project Steelpony and I cannot guarantee that no references will be made.)
Interesting, let's see where this goes.
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I have plans! so many plans...
So many references to make, so little time.
6590718 just remember to be clever about the references, a referance is not funny nor a joke, it can be this things but you have to use them right, try to make them small in a way so that someone who doesn't get the referance doesn't even notice it, but somek e who would does notice it... Referances can be a hard form of comedy to get right.
Ouch, a few noticeable typoes, but I'm still recoiling from the thought of a shattered horn
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Eyup, not much point in having a mare with hands if she can also use levitation.
And remember kids, all your problems can be solved with blunt force trauma!