• Published 27th Aug 2015
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Celestia Sits on Fluttershy's Face - Bad Dragon



Celestia has an itch in an inaccessible area. Only with Fluttershy's help can she hope to scratch it.

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Comment section minigame for the second chapter of the story Celestia Sits on Fluttershy’s Face (anypony is welcome to play this game in the comment section of this story)

GAME 1
Does this story remind you of a song that you know? If yes, post it in the comments in the following format:
- A link or embedded Youtube video of it.
- Percentage of correlation (0% being an unrelated song, 100% being a song written exactly for this story).
- Reason why this song reminded you of this story or the excerpt of the lyrics that resonates with this fic in some way.

Music recommendations for reading this story:
Nox Arcana - Angels are Weeping — Correlation: 80% (Lyrics)
Gaze into depths of emerald absinthe — And plunge through the twists of the labyrinth
Our innocence lost, and our faith destroyed — Spiraling down into lightless void

I Sit On You (suggested by moviemaster851) — Correlation: 70% (Lyrics)
This is what I do I — Sit on you,sit on you,sit on you — This is what i do i sit on you — Right on your head.

GAME 2
Do you know of a synonym for ‘ass’ that has not been used in the story? Post it and you’ll win this game (there can be multiple winners).

6366368 Bravo! Those are very good. I haven't even heard of half of them. You just won the game. Thank you for playing GAME 2.

6366382 they come from a season 1 meme, because Pound Puppies came on before (or maybe after? I didn't join until pre-season 2) Ponies and they always showed the same promo for it: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/secret-butt-fun

as well. Les the

Should be "as well, lest the".
Also, I was positive Fluttershy should have at least passed out from lack of air a few times, or from trauma.

6366480 I didn't know about this meme. We learn every day, I guess.

Thanks for noticing the error. I'm a bit rusty on the olde English. I fixed it the way you suggested.

Fluttershy got a sip here and there, so she did have some air. Celestia also let her take a big gasp. As for the trauma—Fluttershy lives with Angel Bunny. She's used to it. :trollestia:

Watch out for her queefing.

6366544 Queefing

results in the excretion of air buildup and is released without female control. "Farting"

Too late. :trollestia:

Ray Comfort would like this story.

6366822 Why do you think that he would like it?

This is AWESOME!!! A BANANA!

I am hereby proclaiming you to be my best whorse from this day forth

:facehoof:

:rainbowlaugh:

You have a way with words, BD. This is not normally my thing, but I read it because of the pairing and I have to say that I enjoyed it greatly.

6367036 I did actually draw some inspiration from that video.

6367515 Yes, that one is very relevant. You just won GAME 1. Congratulations!

6367672 Don't tell me you never thought of using a banana? It's almost as if it was made for the alternative usage. :trollestia:

6368050 I'm glad you enjoyed it. I was kind of weary when you hinted that you like cuteness. This story is kind of the reverse of that.

6368193

I meant more that the pairing is cute. What they're doing, on the other hand, can be anything as long as it's well-written.

6368193 yes.. Especially when I was in jail

6368290 Look what you did! You just unleashed an urge in me to go to your user page and talk to you about it. :twilightblush:

6342035 Another classic...

6475319 Congratulations! You won The Game.

Im a bad person for doing this but im being nice to every follower and person i follow to

... What did I just read...? And why was I eating dinner while reading it? :pinkiesick:

Oh, well, I guess I just like to live dangerously :rainbowdetermined2:

”Unless you don’t refuse to mind the hesitation of passing up the foiling of non-withdrawing inactivity versus the lack of the contrary against its void annulment by not rejecting absence of its reverse opposite, I'll just go ahead and take the initiative. You don’t disagree, do you not?”

This was brilliant. I did not undestand it at all :rainbowderp:

6640109

This was brilliant. I did not undestand it at all

Neither did Fluttershy. :trollestia:

6641431 I'm not sure if even you completely understood that or not.

6642478 I've actually tried decoding it and failed. Kind of ironic, as I was the one who wrote it. My head-canon says that Celestia is smart and knows how to overwhelm the brains of others.

*Sees that there are two chapters, one story and one clop*
..................
*Looks left*
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*Looks right*
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*Shamelessly clicks 'clop'*

why is this story rated mature?
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It's clop, isn't it?

6928405 The story chapter is Teen rated and has no clop. Just pure story.

If you want clop, on the other hoof, you can proceed to the clop chapter.

Enjoy. :twilightsmile:

Oh Celestia! The description itself is comedy gold! :rainbowlaugh: :trollestia: :moustache:

Looks like somepony got a Face Full of Sunshine.

7024199 Coincidentally, that is the title of another story that was inspired by the same cover art picture:
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/102725/face-full-of-sunshine

This story is absolutely spectacular. I'll admit that the part of Fluttershy coughing up nearly made me throw up given that I just finished eating but this is an expertly written story and I guess you could say that Fluttershy tasted the sun....poor thing. Perhaps she should taste the moon too, or the moon taste her. :rainbowlaugh:

7436941 There's also a sequel to this story where Celestia gets a taste of chaos: Discord Sits on Celestia’s Throne :twilightsmile:

7437398 I'll have to check it out.

Uhh... Does anyone like this piece shit of Celesta's? Because... I'm pretty much sure no one person ever said "'Two girls in one cup' is my cup of tea!!" seriously.

And... FAVE!:pinkiehappy:

8175933 Scat warning is in the description. It shouldn't come as a surprise. Well... For Fluttershy it does. :trollestia:

8176303 :derpyderp2: Ohhh... So that's what that meant...

:rainbowlaugh:The more you know

I was just born but still love it!

9520068 You were just touching your mom's vagina and you typed this message with those hands? Kinky.

9520123
hell yeah bruh! .....wait

11082327 I cheated a little. You see, facesitting can hardly be uninteresting, so I had a good foundation to work from.

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